🍗 Deathfat Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[CaseyTatumm]

She'd jump in front of a car in a showroom

More like slowly roll in front of one and fall slowly to the ground.

 

[Kiwi Lime Pie]

I'm sure there are studies about how weed interacts with painkillers/whatever else she was taking and there are legitimate reasons why she would be refused. But, c'mon Polly. You can't sue because you openly defied your doctor and he refused to give you medication no matter what his reasoning.

I wonder how many studies there are with marijuana interacting with other drugs since it's still illegal on the Federal level in the US. This would definitely be useful as any drug has the potential to interact with others. In a state such as Alabama where's it's still illegal both recreationally and medically, I can't blame a doctor for having reservations with prescribing certain medications to someone using marijuana because they don't want to take the chance of a nasty unknown/unintended interaction and risk facing a malpractice suit.

Not to mention that if it’s illegal to possess or use marijuana at all in Alabama, then she has no case whatsoever. If anything, she could be arrested for drug possession.

To be succinct, I don't think Polissa would win this lawsuit.

For someone in so much pain they complain about it, they certainly seem able-bodied enough to grift-tweet as if nothing ever happened. Funny how that works out

 

[Angry New Ager]

Hell, instant coffee made strong makes a decent(ish) iced coffee, and you can add whatever (milk, sweeteners) to it.

But it's more effort than opening a bottle of soda, I guess.

I was going to suggest that, too, but since sweet tea is basically the house wine of the South, and the cheapest sugary, caffeinated drink you can get, I'm honestly surprised she doesn't live off it.

Oh, but then again, she might poison her obese, decaying body by using chlorinated tap water to make sweet tea! The horror! Little does she know that if she's buying bottled water, especially the generic, by-the-gallon stuff, it's municipal tap water—as are sodas bottled at a local bottling plant.

(Protip, Polissa: If your tap water smells like chlorine, just leave a pitcher of it sitting uncovered on the counter for a few hours, and the chlorine will evaporate. If you hoarded fish like you hoard cats, you'd already know this—oh, wait, no you wouldn't. But now you do. You're welcome.)

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Islamic thought: do you guys think she rolls joints or uses a bowl/bong?

I'm leaning towards the latter because she's too lazy to scramble an egg so why would she make the effort to roll up? But she's also too lazy to wash her yeasty gunt so imagine the fucking state of her never-cleaned pieces. Bong water gotta be so stinky you can smell it a mile away.

 

[Rewire Tea]

Islamic thought: do you guys think she rolls joints or uses a bowl/bong?

I'm leaning towards the latter because she's too lazy to scramble an egg so why would she make the effort to roll up? But she's also too lazy to wash her yeasty gunt so imagine the fucking state of her never-cleaned pieces. Bong water gotta be so stinky you can smell it a mile away.

After their anniversary dinner (that they didn't pay for) Polly talked about having bought a joint

 

[Jeep1971]

After their anniversary dinner (that they didn't pay for) Polly talked about having bought a joint

Oh I'm sure she doesn't roll her own. If she doesn't buy them already rolled, you can bet your ass she makes Jos roll them all.
I can't see her keeping a bowl clean and cats & bongs don't mix.

 

[Rewire Tea]

Oh I'm sure she doesn't roll her own. If she doesn't buy them already rolled, you can bet your ass she makes Jos roll them all.
I can't see her keeping a bowl clean and cats & bongs don't mix.

I hope when they do smoke, they keep the cats and Dobby away from it, but I deserve rainbows for that.

I go the edibles route (don't like smoking anything, can't be fucked rolling them or cleaning a bong tbh), but I bet those are too expensive for Poorlissa.

 

[I am vomit]

They're so much more expensive prerolled too compared to rolling your own, because god forbid she use her hooves for anything but shoveling jimmy deans and mello yellow down her throat.

 

[Rewire Tea]

They're so much more expensive prerolled too compared to rolling your own, because god forbid she use her hooves for anything but shoveling jimmy deans and mello yellow down her throat.

I don't know how it is now, but when I was a little teapot, people here found it to be much cheaper to roll their own cigarettes.

When pot became legal in leafland, I, a boring af normie, bought a pack of pre-rolls from the government store in my province.

They sucked and weren't worth the money spent going to get them/standing in line.

 

[I am vomit]

I don't know how it is now, but when I was a little teapot, people here found it to be much cheaper to roll their own cigarettes.

When pot became legal in leafland, I, a boring af normie, bought a pack of pre-rolls from the government store in my province.

They sucked and weren't worth the money spent going to get them/standing in line.

I used to roll my own cigarettes back when I smoked because poor and it was way way cheaper to buy a big bag of tobacco and papers and it lasted a pretty long time. prerolls are never worth the jacked up price, weed or tobacco doesn't matter which.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

I don't know how it is now, but when I was a little teapot, people here found it to be much cheaper to roll their own cigarettes.

When pot became legal in leafland, I, a boring af normie, bought a pack of pre-rolls from the government store in my province.

They sucked and weren't worth the money spent going to get them/standing in line.

Getting the cone type papers where all you have to do is dump some ground weed in from the top, pack it down and twist off the end is a good middle ground. They cost more than regular rolling papers but still are an extreme bargain compared to prerolls.

That said, a piece is still the best way to go at home and saves a lot of money. A good amount of a joint literally goes up in smoke since it keeps burning when you aren't hitting it, whereas a with a pipe you can pack smaller amounts and actually consume all of it.

 

[Carpe Jugulum]

I f weed is the "only thing that works," why even bother trying to get real medication from a doctor? Didn't think that one through

Polly’s fellow grifter/munchie does this. She claims to have trigeminal neuralgia (it’s difficult to diagnose and is probably her rotting teeth) but doesn’t take daily medication for it and would rather take kratom and weed for her maladies.

I have major drug seeker vibes off her.
She’s also suddenly claimed this

Oh absolutely. She is hoping for a get rich quick scheme. If she wasn't so sedentary I would peg(lol) her as someone who throws themself in front of cars to get that sweet insurance money.

Doesn’t matter how much money she got, it wouldn’t be enough.

 

[Broken Pussy]

Polly’s fellow grifter/munchie does this. She claims to have trigeminal neuralgia (it’s difficult to diagnose and is probably her rotting teeth) but doesn’t take daily medication for it and would rather take kratom and weed for her maladies.
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I have major drug seeker vibes off her.
She’s also suddenly claimed this
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Doesn’t matter how much money she got, it wouldn’t be enough.

GelflingGirl reeks of dumbass. She was practically begging for our attention when Polissa was crying about us making fun of her.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Polly’s fellow grifter/munchie does this. She claims to have trigeminal neuralgia (it’s difficult to diagnose and is probably her rotting teeth) but doesn’t take daily medication for it and would rather take kratom and weed for her maladies.
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I have major drug seeker vibes off her.
She’s also suddenly claimed this
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Doesn’t matter how much money she got, it wouldn’t be enough.

Not that I believe she has it but there's a reason true trigeminal neuralgia is called the suicide disease. It's agony and drugs don't touch it. It can be definitively diagnosed with an MRI, if your neurologist suspects it but short of brain surgery to kill the blood vessel wrapped around the nerve, there's not really a good way to treat it.

I wonder how Poorlissa's first morning home is going and if help for dinner ever came. I kid, I'm sure her "friend" came through again.

 

[Carpe Jugulum]

Not that I believe she has it but there's a reason true trigeminal neuralgia is called the suicide disease. It's agony and drugs don't touch it. It can be definitively diagnosed with an MRI, if your neurologist suspects it but short of brain surgery to kill the blood vessel wrapped around the nerve, there's not really a good way to treat it.

Here they used to diagnose it as idiopathic TN if they couldn’t find it on MRI. Carbamazepine and gabapentinoids are quite good at giving some relief.

@Broken Pussy she got it, I’m collecting still but I don’t think she’ll ever make it past a lolcalf sadly.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Here they used to diagnose it as idiopathic TN if they couldn’t find it on MRI. Carbamazepine and gabapentinoids are quite good at giving some relief.

Spoiler: PL, just to annoy some people

I was diagnosed about ten years ago. Nothing's worked for me yet but I'm not starting down the marijuana path. A couple of years ago it was bad enough that I consulted a brain surgeon. I actually would pity this person if she really does have it.

 

[Carpe Jugulum]

Spoiler: PL, just to annoy some people

I was diagnosed about ten years ago. Nothing's worked for me yet but I'm not starting down the marijuana path. A couple of years ago it was bad enough that I consulted a brain surgeon. I actually would pity this person if she really does have it.

Spoiler: No1curr

No1curr mine was 15 years. I’ve just a MRI to see if they can find it this time

I would also pity her but I’ve been through her past with a toothcomb.

 

[Totallyunknown]

She's from an illegal state so it's unlikely she's buying pre-rolls as the time/cost to create pre rolls is not equal to the risk because you'd have to sell a pack, not one or two. If she's able to buy a single joint, she may be talking in collequialisms that she was able to purchase a gram of weed or maybe her dealer has a little stash of pre rolls for people like her for novelty but I doubt this is the main way she's purchasing.

Leafland has 500+ legal producers so you do get some bunk stuff but you can also get top of the line infused and covered in kief blunts for $15-20 a pop.

I believe Polissa is smoking someone's shitty backyard weed, IMO. She can't even afford "good" weed. She would be sold bottom of the bag because she's not a valuable customer.

My theory based on the white trash I've known is she probably uses a cigarette roller with cigarette papers (widely available/accessible) to roll joints. I doubt she has a bong because she'd have to buy a bong and they don't sell them on Amazon. I assume it's illegal to be in possession of paraphernalia so I assume it's harder to find to buy in person.

 

[weaselhat]

She's from an illegal state so it's unlikely she's buying pre-rolls as the time/cost to create pre rolls is not equal to the risk because you'd have to sell a pack, not one or two. If she's able to buy a single joint, she may be talking in collequialisms that she was able to purchase a gram of weed or maybe her dealer has a little stash of pre rolls for people like her for novelty but I doubt this is the main way she's purchasing.

Leafland has 500+ legal producers so you do get some bunk stuff but you can also get top of the line infused and covered in kief blunts for $15-20 a pop.

I believe Polissa is smoking someone's shitty backyard weed, IMO. She can't even afford "good" weed. She would be sold bottom of the bag because she's not a valuable customer.

My theory based on the white trash I've known is she probably uses a cigarette roller with cigarette papers (widely available/accessible) to roll joints. I doubt she has a bong because she'd have to buy a bong and they don't sell them on Amazon. I assume it's illegal to be in possession of paraphernalia so I assume it's harder to find to buy in person.

Despite pot being illegal in the asscrack of the Southern US, , you can still get empty prerolls/cones at cbd shops and gas stations. They are marketed for tobacco. (Wink wink) You can also get little glass pipes that are marketed as vases for meth. But despite pot being illegal head shops do exist. They just market the bong, pipes etc as for tobacco.

Of course you can always do as the niggers do and unstuff a swisher sweet cigerello

Also don’t underestimate the weed you can get in the Southern US. Ppl grew it here for years in the valleys of the Appalachian mountains until the DEA got choppers with cameras. and right now some ingenious individuals actually import it from legal states ( illegally of course) and still manage to grow it undetected somehow. However, there was a time when all you could get was shitty Mexican weed though. Those were sad days for a pothead.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

Doesn’t matter how much money she got, it wouldn’t be enough.

She would throw a massive tantrum having to pay the 33% contingency fee to her personal injury lawyer even if the amount was like $1mil.