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Inside your walls said:
His fat mug reminded me of our favorite Pro-Eugenics lover Moviebob,
so I decided to try combining his face with the man of the hour.

It's extremely horrifying how they perfectly blend with one another
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I also tried combining his face with Harvey Weinstein's, since both of them are sex weirdos
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And I ended up conjuring the peak weird sex pest uncle. Very scary!
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So there is a phenotype...
 
I couldn't agree more
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إن شاء الله​

What a fucking shitshow. :story: Just when I think it's over, there's more to this guy. It's amazing he went this long without becoming a lolcow in hindsight. And to the guy who stole his account: :semperfidelis:
 
My Name is Mud said:
Ah gotcha.
The OP should probably be updated with whatever info (and shitty memes) we got so far from both threads then.
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My understanding is that there is a group effort to write a comprehensive OP that will replace the current one, I can't contribute much today but I'll update it when it's ready. The relentless milk tsunami overwhelmed me and made updating the OP on the fly with the most salient material not practical.
 
Amphotericin B said:
I think I found a teaching license in Tennessee but I’m on mobile. It’s from this website https://tdoe.tncompass.org/Public/Search?PN=1&PS=10&SC=PersonLastName&SD=asc&FN=Alan&LN=White&CN=

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Edit: this first name is spelled differently, maybe not him. I’m a trigger happy retard.

If he’s a teacher there has to be a state salary report or a teaching license/certificate somewhere. Unless it’s private school and he’s an unlicensed substitute or something.
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This is definitely him. Memphis, TN is really just an extension of North MS that happens to be across the state line. He lives maybe 20min from there. The schools there are just as ghetto and poor as the ones in MS - and they still fired him. I know I said this earlier in the thread, but the schools in this area are seriously very desperate for teachers.
We will probably all sleep better tonight not knowing what exactly he did to get shitcanned in a place that only cares that you have a teaching license and are willing to spend your day around poorly behaved kids with depressing home lives. But christ am I glad he was fired. Those kid's lives are sad enough without having a pedo teacher creeping on them all day.
 
Cringey Edgelord said:
This is definitely him. Memphis, TN is really just an extension of North MS that happens to be across the state line. He lives maybe 20min from there. The schools there are just as ghetto and poor as the ones in MS - and they still fired him. I know I said this earlier in the thread, but the schools in this area are seriously very desperate for teachers.
We will probably all sleep better tonight not knowing what exactly he did to get shitcanned in a place that only cares that you have a teaching license and are willing to spend your day around poorly behaved kids with depressing home lives. But christ am I glad he was fired. Those kid's lives are sad enough without having a pedo teacher creeping on them all day.
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Oh that's interesting.
I still have some questions though. I don't know what Endorsements means exactly in this context, but if it means that's his teaching subject, why would it be mathematics? Wasn't he an English major?
The license expired in 2010, which lines up with the narrative we have, I think? But it says it was not previously revoked/suspended, so I guess he wasn't fired?

If that's really him I'm definitely glad he's not around kids anymore in any case.
 
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My Name is Mud said:
Oh that's interesting.
I still have some questions though. I don't know what Endorsements means exactly in this context, but if it means that's his teaching subject, why would it be mathematics? Wasn't he an English major?
The license expired in 2010, which lines up with the narrative we have, I think? But it says it was not previously revoked/suspended, so I guess he wasn't fired?

If that's really him I'm definitely glad he's not around kids anymore in any case.
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Teaching math usually guarantees you a job anywhere. Math teachers get chewed up and spit out pretty fast, so there’s always a need. If he passed the certification test, it doesn’t really matter what his degree was in.
 
My Name is Mud said:
Oh that's interesting.
I still have some questions though. I don't know what Endorsements means exactly in this context, but if it means that's his teaching subject, why would it be mathematics? Wasn't he an English major?
The license expired in 2010, which lines up with the narrative we have, I think? But it says it was not previously revoked/suspended, so I guess he wasn't fired?

If that's really him I'm definitely glad he's not around kids anymore in any case.
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You can be fired and not have your license pulled. For that to happen is a whole process and most of the time schools won't bother unless you've got a criminal conviction. Easier to just fire and move on.
 
Cringey Edgelord said:
We will probably all sleep better tonight not knowing what exactly he did to get shitcanned in a place that only cares that you have a teaching license and are willing to spend your day around poorly behaved kids with depressing home lives.
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I'd make a wild guess it was being a blatant pedophile. It doesn't help that if you saw him out of nowhere, you'd think you were looking at a sex offender's mug shot. He has resting stranger danger face.
 
Norbert the Tiger said:
He has a BA in English. Did anyone see any indication he has credentials in mathematics?
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If Mississippi works anything like some other places, if you have a college degree and then get a teaching certificate, you can pass a test to teach many different subjects. Maybe it doesn’t work that way everywhere but without PLing too much, I know in some states it does work this way.
 
Supposedly the whole tirade his father had was about some disagreement about abortion, but judging by what his father's saying, the way he "disagreed" probably wasn't that humble. It's pretty scummy how he's making his father look like the bad guy in all of this, even trying to post this on the raisedbynarcissists subreddit, when his dad said it himself what he's primarily pissed about.

His son does absolutely fucking nothing with his life, wants no resposibilities, and instead wants to fap to Donkey Kong and defend random Internet personalities he's never met personally all day, and yet he insists that he should be argumentative towards him.
 
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