🍽️ حلال Alan Michael White / Orson Zedd / Regulus Youmans / Nintenfreak / nintfjr - A time capsule opens revealing Chris's long lost twin. Donkey Kong incest fetishist, opsec expert, ontologically paedophilic.
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A man to be monitored for years ahead,
to all of those who are about to experience the horror
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Well because I didn't find anything I think it's safe to announce that I got into his DKvine account.
unfortunately can't archive (dms etc.) but still funny. I will not be altering anything but everything has been archived regardless.
to clarify: there's a grand total of 3 outgoing dms saved and all his real conversations would go on AOL
unfortunately can't archive (dms etc.) but still funny. I will not be altering anything but everything has been archived regardless.
to clarify: there's a grand total of 3 outgoing dms saved and all his real conversations would go on AOL
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It makes sense, having never learned the value of money.
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more likely is the adult version from DKR but yes still horrific.
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I can't tell if he has Down Syndrome, Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, or is just inbred as fuck.
Probably all three.
Probably all three.
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Terrible minds think alike
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Since this became its own thread, can I ask the mods to merge the posts from this thread here maybe?
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Do you think Alan had his first boner at the zoo?
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It was probably from watching the soap opera that gave him the belly button fetish
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He probably had his first orgasm while listening to the DK Rap
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I figured the prolapsing chimp anuses had awakened something within him. Being his own "Chris Chan being slammed at the locker door" eureka moment.
Clownish
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Its going to be a little messy since we have been reposting content from the OG thread, but I still think it's worth it.
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If any of the posts are older than this thread's OP, the oldest one will replace it.
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My god, this oldfag somehow managed to fuck himself in the ass and lost his OWN account, plus any other accounts/potential credit card or social security info he may have left, all for a chance to lick Keffals' axe wound.
Whoever managed to grab his KF account really should keep it while Alan begs for it all back as his world crumbles away at light speed as everyone else takes those accounts.
Whoever managed to grab his KF account really should keep it while Alan begs for it all back as his world crumbles away at light speed as everyone else takes those accounts.
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OH I forgot there was actually a couple funny things on the account:
lol.
unfortunately archiving this doesn't work. : (
the other funny things were unrelated doxxes so won't be sharing those. (he wanted to buy something that didn't ship to US and had a brit receive it and send it to him lol)
unfortunately archiving this doesn't work. : (
the other funny things were unrelated doxxes so won't be sharing those. (he wanted to buy something that didn't ship to US and had a brit receive it and send it to him lol)