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"You shouldn't pray for an atheist because I am one and its kind of rude. Like I get that you think you are doing good and it's important to do it, but don't tell an atheist you are going to pray for them, that is just condescending and rude. I don't need your pity." - OrsonZedd.

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Cpl. Long Dong Silver said:
Please don't ask for this to be featured when he gets a thread. Specially with Null upset lately.
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I don't think we'll have to ask.

Null is furious about the 2022 users. They are retards, boomers, and weens.

He might decide to use this to make an object lesson; Start a shitfight that ends with an informant getting scared off because your a joyless prick, get doxed.

He's also pretty irritated with people who take no basic opsec measures too, I think.

He might feature this thread for that alone.

But if it's up to me, I'd probably beg him to not feature it.

Weens from all over the site coming over to see what they could do with a hard dox of a pedo?

Yeah, how about no. Lets keep that content flowing.
 
He has some "I am so smart" YouTube video about chemtrails being bollocks. About half the comments underneath it are his, these made me laugh.

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Maybe you should like alts, cracker.

Also you know who else won't ever need any kind of birth control? You.
 
Hey everybody,

Here is Alan aka @OrsonZedd with an important message about Black Lives Matter and how, yes, you, too, have white privilege. Listen up, people, this is important, and really from the heart! /sneed





Why is his youtube still up? Why is his twitter still up?

Also, watching this, we see what a steady diet of fast food and never exercising can do, that among many other things besides. He actually has no neck. And not the kind whose shoulders and lats are so jacked they go up to where the neck is, but from being that fat.
I doubt anyone thought he was a Rutger Hauer when he was younger (that pic from 15 years ago) but he made himself unspeakably ugly and repulsive through self destructive life choices. If one tries, he can smell this creature from behind the screen. Fat people smell combined with habitual consumption of McDonald's and other shitty food.
 
Norbert the Tiger said:
Hey everybody,

Here is Alan aka @OrsonZedd with an important message about Black Lives Matter and how, yes, you, too, have white privilege. Listen up, people, this is important, and really from the heart! /sneed


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https://youtube.com/watch?v=mvX-NmdpSqk
Why is his youtube still up? Why is his twitter still up?

Also, watching this, we see what a steady diet of fast food and never exercising can do, that among many other things besides. He actually has no neck. And not the kind whose shoulders and lats are so jacked they go up to where the neck is, but from being that fat.
I doubt anyone thought he was a Rutger Hauer when he was younger (that pic from 15 years ago) but he made himself unspeakably ugly and repulsive through self destructive life choices. If one tries, he can smell this creature from behind the screen. Fat people smell combined with habitual consumption of McDonald's and other shitty food.
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"Can we talk about the elephant in the room?"

Bruh, it's you you fat fuck. You're the elephant.
 
Norbert the Tiger said:
Hey everybody,

Here is Alan aka @OrsonZedd with an important message about Black Lives Matter and how, yes, you, too, have white privilege. Listen up, people, this is important, and really from the heart! /sneed


alan white lower res.mp4

https://youtube.com/watch?v=mvX-NmdpSqk
Why is his youtube still up? Why is his twitter still up?

Also, watching this, we see what a steady diet of fast food and never exercising can do, that among many other things besides. He actually has no neck. And not the kind whose shoulders and lats are so jacked they go up to where the neck is, but from being that fat.
I doubt anyone thought he was a Rutger Hauer when he was younger (that pic from 15 years ago) but he made himself unspeakably ugly and repulsive through self destructive life choices. If one tries, he can smell this creature from behind the screen. Fat people smell combined with habitual consumption of McDonald's and other shitty food.
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"guys i fwink bein mean to pwepo is bawud. we've gwoewn as a peepwuw. bwack wives mattuw"
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Absolutego said:
Because that boy ain't right
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My guess?

Dudes been around here for awhile. Long enough to know that interacting is the surest way to keep a thread alive. He probably is trying to do the wisest thing he could do and wait out the storm.

Unfortunately, thats retarded.

He's just giving us time to find more dirt.
 
Norbert the Tiger said:
Hey everybody,

Here is Alan aka @OrsonZedd with an important message about Black Lives Matter and how, yes, you, too, have white privilege. Listen up, people, this is important, and really from the heart! /sneed


alan white lower res.mp4

https://youtube.com/watch?v=mvX-NmdpSqk
Why is his youtube still up? Why is his twitter still up?

Also, watching this, we see what a steady diet of fast food and never exercising can do, that among many other things besides. He actually has no neck. And not the kind whose shoulders and lats are so jacked they go up to where the neck is, but from being that fat.
I doubt anyone thought he was a Rutger Hauer when he was younger (that pic from 15 years ago) but he made himself unspeakably ugly and repulsive through self destructive life choices. If one tries, he can smell this creature from behind the screen. Fat people smell combined with habitual consumption of McDonald's and other shitty food.
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I honestly can't help but feel kinda sorry for the poor chubby man and his dumb dumb antics, but he needs to stop complaining about his dad on youtube.

Like nigga you're 35 and he's probably way to old to have someone screaming about politics at him. Just be happy you still have a dad at that age.
 
I Can Smell My Balls said:
this guy is FAT FAT FAT
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Also, making a pedophile joke about the christian C.S. Lewis - lol, so original! Aren't you so smart! :neckbeard:

You know it's interesting, much like Alan, Lewis actually became an atheist during his teens and stayed that way through his 20's. Unlike Alan, though, he maintained a level of curiosity about the world and didn't cut off religious people from his life. In time, he chose to make a turn back to religiosity later in his life, in part influenced by his close friendship with a one JRR Tolkein.

I doubt Alan has met many Tolkeins during his forays into erotic Donkey Kong fanfiction.
 
Clownish said:
"You shouldn't pray for an atheist because I am one and its kind of rude. Like I get that you think you are doing good and it's important to do it, but don't tell an atheist you are going to pray for them, that is just condescending and rude. I don't need your pity." - OrsonZedd.
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I'm praying that this poor misguided young man finds Jesus.
 
I found a few more profiles. Some have probably already been posted ITT, and most of these are empty or banned/deleted anyways, but oh well, gonna list 'em for prosperity.

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https://twitter.com/orsonzedd (DELETED)

https://twitter.com/nintenfreak (SUSPENDED)

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