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make_it_so said:
In fairness, that may be an alternate Roll from an AU. Original Roll was another robot like Megaman, and so technically doesn't have an "age." But yeah, she was still depicted as kind of young and cutesy looking, so it's still kind of creepy.

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Do we need to set up a fetish Bingo card for our man here, and just fill stuff out as we go along?
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I'd already have a Bingo.

Furry shit. Nintendo shit. Scalie shit. Cub-ajacent (if not outright cub) shit, child shit, troon shit, shemale shit, look, what more can you ask for?
 
make_it_so said:
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Do we need to set up a fetish Bingo card for our man here, and just fill stuff out as we go along?
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It's like his mind has a wiki page for fetishes with "you can help this article by expanding it" that constantly nags at him. If you do make a bingo card, may I suggest a 64x64 grid.
 
Stabmaster Arson said:
:stress: the only thing that doesn't get this guy off is adult human females
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Dunno what else to say, but I think autists like this resort to fucked up fetishes specifically because adult human females tend not to be attracted to autists. Therefore they seek out an alternative means of getting off.
 
This seems to reinforce the incest obsession theory:

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Duke Nukem said:
Dunno what else to say, but I think pedophiles like this resort to fucked up fetishes specifically because adult human females tend not to be attracted to pedophiles. Therefore they seek out an alternative means of getting off.
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FTFY.

Look, it's not hard. Their fat, their ugly, their poor. No human female wants to touch them. And they've been jacking off so long their dopamine receptors are fried, meaning they need to do increasingly degenerate things to get it off.

You are mistaking a NEET thing for an Autist thing.

Do I need to set up a polling thread asking how many kiwi farmers just so happen to, oh, I don't know, be into fucking children and getting off to trannies?

Because by Allah, I will.

You don't need to think up some complicated explanation for it.

He's just evil and wants to diddle kids.
 
@OrsonZedd hey Zed, I know you’re probably having a panic attack and frantically googling how to delete incriminating photos forever and all that but I really really really really really want to know.

Why put your membership on a forum about donkykong on your LinkedIn? Like I’m racking my brain trying to think about the logic behind that.

please try to be nicer to your dad, dad‘s are old and stuck in Their way, you will never be able to change the way he thinks. Dads also don’t have the same energy as a zoomers on Reddit who you argue with incessantly about stupid shit that nobody really cares about when you get down to it
 
King Nigger The 3rd said:
Holy shit nigger what the fuck are you doing. It’s over one last seethe post is only gonna make shit worse for you, it’s over buddy. Also, how the fuck is your opsec this bad you’re a 2014 account you should have a unique username, password and email as a bare minimum how do you not know this. I thought you oldfags were supposed to be smart or something.
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i legit have like 6 emails and had one for this username specifically and im a new fag
 
Manul Otocolobus said:
So, apparently he has a "son", as well as a "secretary", because he doesn't want to admit he gave himself a virus from his coomerware:

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Out of all things, him badly disguising downloading coomer viruses is the most amusing.

I imagine a kid writing a note from his parents and signing it as "my dad."
 
Manul Otocolobus said:
So, apparently he has a "son", as well as a "secretary", because he doesn't want to admit he gave himself a virus from his coomerware:

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A Discord chat with this exact wording was posted a few pages back. The "secretary" was his mom in the Discord post

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The Periodic Gamer said:
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I genuinely wonder if he fell for the old towelhead email scam scheme where they say they have incriminating photos of you while visiting porn sites and they're gonna send it to your friends and relatives unless you pay up.
 
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Fetish Roulette said:
Lolz. Not sure if you saw, but I actually found a Youtube video to this effect.

If you can't solve world hunger, don't bother praying about it chud :smug::smug::smug:
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You can just smell the smug coming off of that video. :neckbeard:

If you don't think prayer does anything, why the fuck should it matter to you if people pray for you?
Trigger Me Timbers said:
@OrsonZedd hey Zed, I know you’re probably having a panic attack and frantically googling how to delete incriminating photos forever and all that but I really really really really really want to know.

Why put your membership on a forum about donkykong on your LinkedIn? Like I’m racking my brain trying to think about the logic behind that.
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Has there ever been an instance where someone has linked KiwiFarms to their LinkedIn profile?
 
The Periodic Gamer said:
I'd already have a Bingo.

Furry shit. Nintendo shit. Scalie shit. Cub-ajacent (if not outright cub) shit, child shit, troon shit, shemale shit, look, what more can you ask for?
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He did make a comment that bestiality porn (I believe involving horses) was not properly reflected in the LGBTQ flag. Out of context I would read that as a funny joke, but in THIS context....
 
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