Landon Hiscock / Lana Hiscock / Fanny Traggot / @Fanny_Traggot / niobiumprincess / NiobiumEmpress - What is more feminine than a queef, milady?

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Paging @0 1 , Fanny's back and running for city council. I wonder whether he'll try and get KF strongly denounced by Kitchener, Ontario.
Amazing finds lads @SimpletonForeva78 , @Just A Butt

And well done Lana Hiscock for sacking up (lol) and getting back on Twitter.

I can't believe this is real.

 

[M3xus]

I am actually excited. I love it when cows get into actual politics.

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

These fkn trannies are as loony as Angela in sleep away camp

 

[No0neKnows]

Find your candidates

www.kitchener.ca

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adding archive of "vote 4 me" website here: https://archive.ph/wip/GDVhN
the about me section: https://archive.ph/0cWOX
core values: https://archive.ph/6sUS7

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"reducing our cities' reliance on automobiles"
this frightens the American

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Trannies shouldn't be allowed to be involved in politics at any level, including voting, let alone holding literally any official position.

 

[Abella]

it’d be funnier if he went by his birth name on the ballots, but we all know that’s too much to ask of troons. that being said, I’m kind of surprised his platform is focused on something not troon related.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

When I search "Lana Hiscock" the 4th result is this thread. Surely this campaign is destined for success.

 

[XM-05 Thanatos]

Hiscock will fight for botched "surgeries" for all troons of Ontario, what a brave man.

 

[eDove]

They alwaaaaays come back. Always.

 

[Cybertonia]

Looks like we have confirmation he flunked/got kicked out of grad school

 

[Neko GF]

Find your candidates

www.kitchener.ca

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adding archive of "vote 4 me" website here: https://archive.ph/wip/GDVhN
the about me section: https://archive.ph/0cWOX
core values: https://archive.ph/6sUS7

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Landon joining the likes of Sargon, Briana Wu, and Cenk Uygur as a cow to run in an election is something I don't think anyone saw coming.

 

[LiquidKid]

Find your candidates

www.kitchener.ca

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https://archive.ph/wip/tQ1yd

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adding archive of "vote 4 me" website here: https://archive.ph/wip/GDVhN
the about me section: https://archive.ph/0cWOX
core values: https://archive.ph/6sUS7

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The feature set me up and let me down. I was hoping he actually returned to identifying as Landon Hiscock and pretending he wasn’t trans at all to try and be a credible politician

I’ll also borrow the words of Penn Jillett before he went full cuck:

“Ron, the entire world has seen your penis. You’re never going to be running for office,”

This was in reference to Ron Jeremy caring about his reputation, but it still holds true, the public won’t elect people if they’ve seen them naked, especially when they have a half-life head crab for a neo vagina

 

[Banana Hammock]

I hope there are televised interviews.

 

[Swerf'n'Terf]

Archive is taking a shit so WB links for now, will edit if poss.

The Twitter's mostly low key, my vain hope is a 'blowing the cover on the shittiness of SRS' arc (I know, I know). [Archive]


Current pfp, AGP smirk still going strong. [Archive]


More tales of medical woe! How do you not get used to it after the crotchsplosion? [Archive]


Aaaand one more. He doesn't even have a stoma nurse! [Archive]


Intersection of troon abuse accusations + politics. Innovative. [Archive]


Misc politics and adjacent, inc trans love trains:
[Archive | Archive | Archive] [Archive | Archive]

Some RTs:


And a final chuckle [Archive]

 

[Focken Kiwi]

Hiscock will fight for botched "surgeries" for all troons of Ontario, what a brave man.

Hey, that surgery was not botched! Lana is a strong woman and does biologically, womanly things like shitting out of her vagina.

They alwaaaaays come back. Always.

At least until they 42% themselves.

 

[Oxyjen]

I’m kind of surprised his platform is focused on something not troon related.

Me too. It’s got to be a Trojan horse, as soon as he gets enough power it’ll be like mandatory vagostomies for all Kitcheners at birth.

 

[mario if smoke weed]

Should've changed his name to Lana Hercock.

 

[Swingletonthesimpleton]

"reducing our cities' reliance on automobiles"
this frightens the American

You fags wanna walk, by our guest. We'll take the cars thank you.

 

[Character from a movie]

Amazing. First Keffals got swated, then there was a lolcow crossover between Naomi Wu and Linus Tech Tips, and now Landon is running for city council. What a great day.

 

[Banana Hammock]

Holy shit, talk about uncanny valley.