parents of kiwi farms, how do you raise your kids to not be zoomer faggots?

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Bored Gamer said:
I would ban all social media except for Kiwifarms, this will definitely cause them to grow up to be mentally healthy individuals.
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if i ever do have kids i will require them to read the troon threads.i figure that is the best way to show them the truth behind all the tranny propaganda they will be exposed to.
 
amateur professional lurk said:
if i ever do have kids i will require them to read the troon threads.i figure that is the best way to show them the truth behind all the tranny propaganda they will be exposed to.
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Nah, I wouldn't show them directly, but I would summarize what I see and read there in a way that's appropriate for a child.

I do know of some parents who have had to tell their children something along the lines of, "There are very confused, even bad people out there, who think they're the opposite sex and cut themselves up to look like it. And they encourage young children to do the same too."
 
Wormy said:
If I had to be saddled with a kid....

-No smartphone.
-Any internet usage is on a common computer and monitored like a hawk.
-No Tik Tok or any other retarded social network shit. Make them get to know people personally.
-Video games are fine in small doses and if quality control is enforced.
-Encourage playing outside and some tabletop gaming.
-Read to them as soon as possible. Encourage reading, fertilize it once they find a genre they dig.
-Get them into something physical. Sports is fine in this regard as long as they keep it in perspective. Even if they suck at it, still encourage it for the other benefits.
-Teach them basic bitch life skills like cooking, laundry, sewing, some gardening, how to buy a car. School sure as shit ain't gonna.
-Teach child common sense about sex and relationships. Masturbation is fine if kept private. Sex, while not evil, is far too much of a risk until they are stable in life and preferably married.
-If my daughter comes home with another girl as a date, I'll take the other girl hunting with me. If she's good with that, she's good enough for my daughter to date.
-If my son brings home another boy, he's going shopping with my wife. If he makes a good impression on her while doing that, he's good enough for my son to date.
-Troonery will result in therapy.
-Pedophilia will result in therapy or enrollment in a monastery away from children.
-If child is kinked, teach them about privacy and consent and not to foist it on others.
-Let them choose religion on their own, support it as much as I can muster, but emphasize to not be a douchebag about it.
-Let them always know that I and their mother love them always (even if, at times, we don't LIKE them), and will do our best to protect them if they are victimized by something or someone.
-Above all, teach them to own their shit and that actions have consequences, and you do not blame others for your fuck ups.
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Ironically this is better parenting advice than the forums dedicated to discussing how to raise your kids, where you'll get berated as an abusive monster just for not letting your kid watch whatever trendy woke Hollywood production or tacky low effort kiddy shows are being pushed on them by the big corporations. So what if all the other kids are watching it because their parents just assume because it's "kid friendly" and designed to have mass appeal, that therefore it should be required viewing for every child in the world? Mine can live without it, and so what if they're not the most popular in their class because mum & dad won't let them experience the current fad? Not being raised as consoomers will be better for them in the long run, and I've known plenty of people who got by just fine without any of that shit growing up, most of them weren't even restricted from it, but just not interested.

Granted, I don't have them yet, but my other half and I both want kids when we're done with our studies, and we're generally on the same page when it comes to child rearing.
 
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Queer kids programming to let them know being gay means happy.

Public school, otherwise they might learn to resent wearing masks

All bug diet so that they're better adapted to the future.

Mandarin, Cantonese and Hokien language lessons so that they'll be prepared for the future superpower.

Unlimited internet access so they'll be more digitally literate and competitive compardd to their peers.

Strict no physical exercise to prevent them from becoming bullies and/or right wing.

Honestly let their mother figure the rest out. Women know best.

And finally, they should just do as I say, so I wouldn't worry about what example I set.
 
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Foxxo said:
Be one. Your children are predisposed to do the opposite of what you do, if you're considered a failure by them.
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Behavior in children isn't nothing but repressing against their parent's behavior, they obviously conform to it too. The best thing you can do is tell them what's dangerous and what isn't before having them go on to the outside world, because if they're overprotected then they seriously won't know how to defend themselves when they approach it.
 
I'm about to become what will hopefully develop into a "cool uncle" thing to a gal - My sole goal, and her mom knows this, is to invoke a curiosity for martial arts in her.
If I can get that kid to love kung fu at age 4, she'll be ready for whatever the world (and shitty men) tries to do to her in her teens and beyond - not just because it steels the body, but because a lot of the philosophy surrounding martial arts fortifies the mind.

I genuinely think that you can make a child take an interest in any hobby, no matter how obscure or unpopular, provided you convey to them the potential joy that lies therein in an age appropriate manner.
 
OP, just limit your kid to as little internet as possible. Stuff required for school or whatever. A flip phone when they get old enough. Will the be ostracized by peers? Maybe.
But remember, those same peers are the zoomer faggots you don't want your kid to turn into.

It's a tightrope to walk, but I say do things how they were done in the 90s. I feel like the 90s were the best time, because tech wasn't all-consuming. You could get up and walk away from it. Internetting done at a family computer in the living room where everyone can see what they're doing. Impose time limits.
And like I said, a toddler doesn't need a tablet and a little kid doesn't need an iphone. A flip phone will suffice for when they start going out on their own - and they can call you if they need you to pick them up or whatever, and they can still call and text their friends.

This will keep discord trannies and social media faggotry out of their lives.
Yes, your kid might be "isolated" but consider what you will be "isolating" them from.

Sorry for the wall of text. I've thought about this at length for some time now.
 
Vent your personal crazy to strangers in chat

Face the world with your sanest possible state

Use kiwifarms to pre-screen youtube content creators
(if they have a thread, blacklist until dead)

Investigate schools and options. Local context matters. Some public schools are reasonable. Some charters, some private. It depends where you are. Engage. Volunteer in your kids school.

Find ways they can learn independence. Sure, cps gets called if they go to a park in the city. So buy a tent and go camping. Let them run around like ferals with other kids in a campground once in a while.

Teach them your skills and knowledge as they grow.

Be truly curious, out of the gate, about who your kids are. They aren't fully programmable. They have personalities of their own from pretty easily in gestation.

Remind yourself in every hard moment that your feelings are all growing from indescribable love and go back to that often.


Accept that you will fuck up and focus on speedy recovery.

I dunno, sounds like "live laugh love" shit, but that's kind of what it's like. It's far from hopeless out there.
 
Young kids are the easiest to deal with because they have no real agency and are depend on you for pretty much everything, they also seem to forget most of what happens as they get older. Sure they throw some missive tantrums and that can be hard to deal with but there typically aren't any long lasting consequence from those. The real problems start when they get older.

There's good advice everywhere but the only thing I have to say is don't be a tyrant about it. You need to be able to explain the rationale behind your decisions in a way they understand and even be prepared to follow your own words. You never want to be seen as unfair or treating them as children.

Every child is different and the advice you get isn't always going to help with them but that gets into a larger discussion about how well you know your child. Put simply, you should know them enough to know how they'll react to a decision.
 
Reading this title again, you don't have to worry about your kids being zoomer faggots if they're under 12. You have to worry about them being post-zoomer triple trannies.

Zoomers will be the generation they look up to when they're young and rebel against when they come of age.
 
What I've learned from my experience:

- Read to them before bed every night.

- Let them help with basic chores around the house when they're little. It may make the job take longer but it's worth it and helps teach independence. Let them put dishes away, put clothes in the washing machine, beat the eggs, etc. Toddlers generally love being helpful and want to do what you're doing, but most adults just want to get the job done so we see them as a nuisance and shoo them away (and then wonder why we have lazy teenagers who don't know how to pick up after themselves). You'd also be surprised how capable a 1yr old actually is if you just let them try.

- Definitely take steps to protect them from porn, but also understand that they're probably gonna have some weirdo friend who will show it to them anyway (especially if they go to public school). When they're at an appropriate age, have a conversation about it and warn them. at the very least you can ensure they're not getting their sex Ed from porn and social media.

- As others in the thread have pointed out: tell them "no", but also let them say "no" (and I don't fucking mean letting them refuse to bathe or change clothes. I mean dont force them to hug the overbearing aunt or make them share their favourite toy). Something very unsettling that I've experienced in my line of work: adults telling children "don't say no to me". I don't think I need to explain why this is an extremely bad thing.

- torrent non-homo kids shows and movies or collect DVDs of them if you can.

- Do your best and set a good example. There'll be hard days and you may lose your cool, just acknowledge when that happens and apologise.

I might add more later.
 
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