💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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You know you've arrived as a cyberstalker when Patrick puts your real name in ✌air quotes✌.

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Awww, you KiwiFags
I remember my first Con event with Rick. How thrilling.

Listen, you pompous nerds: we asked nicely for our own forum and "y'all" voted against it. Fair enough.
Our Blue Ribbon Lolpig WILL take over your entire site eventually. @Null, take notice. The Owen A Forums Pests have discovered/pestgineered the funniest Farm Animal of all time and you're still only just now beginning to wrap your autistic minds around it. Don't worry. It will come. A few more Con cycles, a few more court cases, a few more personal discoveries... you'll see the light. We ARE Kiwifarms now. Owen & Rick are inevitable. We are lolcow culture. We're the Omega.

Chris Chan is in Montana being a cowboy. And who gives a fuck about Ethan Allen or whatever his name is? $PIGCoin is 🚀🌜. Get in now or be left out when Quasi shuts the books.

You used to look down your long Jew noses at us, prefering to sniff your own self-important farts. Well, this is how the pepperoni gets made, faggots. Boots on the ground. Us. The Pests. We've achieved vertical integration: alogging, posting, commentary, content, everything. You're yesterday's fish wrap.

Give us our own forum you fucking twats.
Or we'll take our business to Tim Dillon and Joe Rogan - they owe us for sending Seth Simons into witness protection in Boise, ID. LOOK IT UP!

@Null Pink Triangle me again, you little twink.
Just promise not to ever make your MATI podcast funny or interesting, that would be a bridge too far.
 
Someone pointed out in the Alice Walker Wright thread that the AI baby produced by her and 1970s Meatloaf bears a resemblance to Pat:

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Fat ugly alcoholic cunt + Meatloaf = Pat

A friend who was not Pat-aware is now pulling up a front row seat thanks to the Gencon shenanigans:

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This thread will have another million views and another few thousand onlookers before too long.
 
RonKindd said:
Awww, you KiwiFags
I remember my first Con event with Rick. How thrilling.

Listen, you pompo
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No just shut up you weirdo nobody cares about, quit trying to make the OnA Kiwi feud happen, it isn't going to happen, fetch isn't going to happen either, quit trying to force that gay stupid meme. Plus kill yourself.
 
Plaintiff is fat said:
Stern-looking fella warns about terrorism at GenCon
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5rss_Yf-Luo
  • Figures out with his immense wisdom that this is obviously a campaign trying to make tabletop gaming only for white people. Those OnA pests sure are passionate about D&D
  • Shows e-mail from GenCon staff telling attendees not to engage and to stop even talking about it on social media because people talking about it are getting targeted
  • Tells people to screenshot everything and report it to local police so the perpetrators can be dragged in front of a judge "because we'll all seen how the like to cry when they're in front of a judge". Sir, don't do that.
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He looks like if Jim Sterling lost weight.
 


When "You're boosting a cyberstalker account who is literally impersonating my toilet" comes up frequently in your conversation, it's time to begin the reflection process.

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SeniorFuckFace said:


When "You're boosting a cyberstalker account who is literally impersonating my toilet" comes up frequently in your conversation, it's time to begin the reflection process.

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Imagine telling random strangers someone is "literally" impersonating a toilet. And you don't realize you come across as an absolute lunatic.
 
AnOminous said:
Imagine telling random strangers someone is "literally" impersonating a toilet. And you don't realize you come across as an absolute lunatic.
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The fact that he's engaging with people being trolled and trying to turn the narrative back towards him is the weirdest part. Most of these genconers have no clue who this dude is (and aren't even blaming pat for the trolling!) so him coming into their tweets and making it all about him is just muddying the waters and making him look schizo.

It made sense when the black women wanted him canceled, but none of these people are even mentioning his name. He could ignore it and it probably would never get back to him at all, but he has to make it his problem every time without fail. I bet if the rascals stopped using Patrick's name entirely he would still be in the DMs of the people being pranked trying to get them on his side, he's just that obsessed.
 
AnOminous said:
Imagine telling random strangers someone is "literally" impersonating a toilet. And you don't realize you come across as an absolute lunatic.
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I can't wrap my head around what kind of joyless, pitiful existence someone would have to not find any humour in the toilet impersonations. There have been so many fucking ridiculous things that he has responded to with a straight fat face. Reading his earnest arguments with someone calling him out in character as Randy Savage made me cry actual tears of laughter. He is such a mirthless cunt. I've heard his smug chuckles at his own statements, and his contrived reddit glee about gay nerd shit, but never any real joy. What a sad, overweight man.
 
Shaka Brah said:
The fact that he's engaging with people being trolled and trying to turn the narrative back towards him is the weirdest part.
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All attention must go to HIM. He HAS to be the focus, the center of the universe. The real player one, if you will.

This whole thing reminds me of a time when a friend was at a con around the time of the Ferguson riots. Someone was running around taping up pictures of swastikas at the hotel. Friend was posting and texting people about how skeered they were and how some of the black congoers were (allegedly) going home. I attempted to point out that it was probably some teenager who wanted to freak them out because they thought it was funny. Friend (who is now an ex-friend by the way) got very angry at me and I couldn’t understand why. Now I know. Not only was this exciting since they knew they weren’t in any real danger, it also helped them pretend they were the rebel alliance against the empire. They could screech and reee about a specific physical thing rather than a mere possibility existing only in their heads. All over some kid with a pencil and scotch tape. Now they had a story about how their gay ass was once threatened by nazis at a convention. It made them feel important and even powerful.
 
Shaka Brah said:
The fact that he's engaging with people being trolled and trying to turn the narrative back towards him is the weirdest part. Most of these genconers have no clue who this dude is (and aren't even blaming pat for the trolling!) so him coming into their tweets and making it all about him is just muddying the waters and making him look schizo.

It made sense when the black women wanted him canceled, but none of these people are even mentioning his name. He could ignore it and it probably would never get back to him at all, but he has to make it his problem every time without fail. I bet if the rascals stopped using Patrick's name entirely he would still be in the DMs of the people being pranked trying to get them on his side, he's just that obsessed.
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I like how even ratchet-ass groid hos on Twitter, possibly the dumbest demographic on the Internet, can instantly detect they're talking to a racist white guy when Rick starts responding to them condescendingly and immediately blows all the slack he'd get cut for being the target of literal NOTSEES!.
 
SOCIAL MEDIA TIP FOR WRITERS #1: Argue with your toilet so hard it ruins an entire convention. This isn’t the first time a confrontation between you and a toilet has ended in disaster for the venue, and it won’t be the last.
 
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When "You're boosting a cyberstalker account who is literally impersonating my toilet" comes up frequently in your conversation, it's time to begin the reflection process.

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Self-reflection……from a guy with a sub-2.0 GPA that doesn’t know the difference between the ecliptic and being eclectic but believes he’s a good sci-fi writer?
 
I take umbrage at @RonKindd's posts. They make it seem like the OnA forums are some sort of beginner set board, like OnA are Duplo and KiwiFarms are the real Lego brand. He seems to seriously think that OnA is inferior, and KiwiFarms should stop oppressing the poor brothermen by giving them a homeland here. I think that is deeply unjust to the quality and culture of the OnA boards.
 
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