Reveal the above poster's dirtiest secret

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She consented you fucking idiot! You know Asian hookers are usually okay with that.

Doesn’t use a fork!
 
Is secretly in a series of underground video games which are actually good based on his character, and each physical copy comes with a free four pound bag of spicy beef jerky.
 
Once snuck a corn cob away from Thanksgiving dinner to try wiping himself with it like in the colonial days
 
Owns a perfectly remade adult sized version of his favorite Batman tighty whities from childhood. He paid someone on Etsy $150 to make them
 
Once passed out chocolate laxatives to trick-or-treaters, then got arrested when some of them almost died from dehydration.
 
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