If the Great Mightu Poo was real, would pajeets worship him?

[Pharaoh Fungus]

If the Great Mighty Poo from Conker's Bad Fur Day was real, would pajeets worship him like a god?

 

[King Fructose]

Only if he lived on a street designated for him.

 

[Doji]

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

No, because the Great Mighty Poo is British, and Indians hate anglos (rightfully so, imo)

 

[Soycast Guy]

Yes very likely.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Yes

https://www.planetcustodian.com/indian-villagers-worshiping-newly-built-toilets-instead-of-using-them/7873/

 

[Jason Wynn]

I can see Nick Bate being his high priest.

 

[Fireman Sam]

I am the Great Mighty Poo
Sir please you must do the needful too
A huge supply of slop comes from my shitty sweatshop
How about some naani you little paani?

Do you really think you'll shit in here?
You don't seem to know which street you're even in
DESIGNATED is the only place that makes it to the stream.
How d'you think I keep the Gaangi clean?
(Have some more garam masala!)

Now I'm really getting rather mad.
You're like a chandi licking little chodipua.
When I scam you out and take the bag,
I'm going to take your coin and ram it in the loo
the loo?
MA'AM!
Sir?!
Do not redeem!!
Err …!
DO NOT REDEEEEM!
Agh!
DO NOOOOOOOOT DO IT!