DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%

  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%
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It's all kinda funny because he's pullin this after the fact he doesn't want to do it to his fans by having a bunch of ads plastered all over his videos, but doing shit like asking for direction contributions with a new beefy RECORDING/STREAMING PC(aka personal use one in reality) is perfectly not fuckin over people. This offers nothing to people just like his new TV and Chair.

Sure he could have had it from one cuck, but he's really making everyone suffer sitting through this idiocracy. Of course it doesn't end with just this upgrade. Wants the lights everywhere and everything. You know, the same shit he made fun of popular people having because people have ADHD and like explosions.

So since were only at the streaming PC wanting to be worth more than any gamer PC I've own, he's most likely having a big scheme lined up here which kinda got off the rails with Rich's dumbasses opening his mouth. Beg for high end shit, end up pocketing $1k of it and gettin cheaper one. Repeat for everything after like lights, Gamer rig, etc.
 
Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH said:

Fucking oof. Where to fucking start:
  1. Snowkarl's right. Discussing what parts you need for your PC with an actual professional would not only solve this entire fucking issue, but it would weed out all the clutter and allow Phil to actually make a decision without difficulty. He'd literally kill two birds in one stone here, and he's a fucking retard for blowing up on Snowkarl for giving him sound advice.

    This is peak DSP: bash your head against a wall and take the path of least resistance. Effort? What's that?

  2. Why is Phil suddenly worried about Linus Tech Tips getting trolled? You feel that way, Phil, whatever, but here's a better solution: get literally anyone else to help you with your PC. Last I checked, Linus Tech Tips isn't the only person in the world who can build PCs. Just fucking call up someone or look online, what the fuck?

  3. "You basically gave two of the worst suggestions in these tips ever. EVER!"

    My nigga in Christ, at least Snowkarl GAVE advice. Just because you don't want to hear it, doesn't mean it's wrong. Literally no one else in your chat is giving you any useful information to help with your PC "problem", the only reason you don't want to take it is because Snowkarl is right, and turning to anyone else to help you with your PC would ruin the entire grift. Again, predictable and opaque. You can read Phil like a fucking picture book.

  4. "We're not even there yet, we're just talking about what I need!"

    Just get a pre-built PC, fuck. If you did that you wouldn't need to make a decision. This is so fucking retarded. Phil is only going on this rant because Snowkarl hurt his fee-fees and exposed the grift. And Snowkarl is saying and doing nothing about it because he's still healing from the last hip injury he got from dick-riding DSP this hard.

    Dude's a fucking punching bag, and to this day, I don't understand why Snowkarl gives Phil money to give suggestions that Phil will never take.

  5. "Cut the shit with the bait."

    He threw the line, you took it, Phil. How is that on Snowkarl? lmao this fucking sped.

    I also love how DSP then tries to fingerwag Snowkarl like he's his fucking dad. I will never understand how DSP fans take that. Take away the systems, take away the 12 years of khantent, and what you have is an unkempt, unhealthy, overweight, phone app addict and money grifter who, despite being married, only sees a pussy when he looks into a mirror. Why would anyone take shit like that from Phil?

    It's astounding how DSP thinks he's so privileged to talk down to the very people who fill his pockets, but we've all been around long enough to know how he operates.
And apparently the hits keep on coming, because Phil then begins to call out Snowkarl, who said (rightfully) that his treatment of him is unfair, and DSP then does what he always does: don the crown of the King of Suffering. "It's unfair that I have to put up with this shit" and "I hate having to pretend to be nice and take all this shit". He makes it all about him and the detractors and proceeds to tell Snowkarl to "shut thuh fuck up".

This whole thing is fucking hilarious! DSP's Snowkarl rants are top tier entertainment, and I hope he keeps getting triggered by him! All Snowkarl does is ask honest questions, and Phil spergs the fuck out, it's great! Bumping Snowkarl up on my favorite detractor list!

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I’m so fucking glad he’s lazy enough to outsource even something as comparatively important as this. He has the potential to allow someone to fuck it up for him at worst and at best he’ll fuck the setup somehow and then throw a tantrum.

“I have no rig and I must stream.”
 
Pig_man said:
What is going on? We're in a recession and he's making way more money these past 2 weeks
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I highly doubt that these individuals forking over hundreds of dollars to a man who does fuck all just playing vidya games all day actually understands the value money, and have likely never been very poor or worse off because some of them are on SSI/SSDI or other welfare, so they don't have to worry about where the money goes.

The ones who give him money and get paid peanuts for their labour are the dumbest lot out of them all, wasting your time and effort giving a guy money who's already sitting pretty in his gout chair with the hundreds of dollars from other "fans" who whale out on him.
 
Pig_man said:
What is going on? We're in a recession and he's making way more money these past 2 weeks
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They saw their daddy go through bankruptcy and figured "well if daddy did it and can still make a living so can I". So to most of these idiots they see bankruptcy as a get out of jail free card and they lose all concept of the value of money.

That, or they'll suffer poverty if it means "da twollz" can seethe and complain on the farms.
 
SkippyLongbottom said:
It's all kinda funny because he's pullin this after the fact he doesn't want to do it to his fans by having a bunch of ads plastered all over his videos, but doing shit like asking for direction contributions with a new beefy RECORDING/STREAMING PC(aka personal use one in reality) is perfectly not fuckin over people. This offers nothing to people just like his new TV and Chair.

Sure he could have had it from one cuck, but he's really making everyone suffer sitting through this idiocracy. Of course it doesn't end with just this upgrade. Wants the lights everywhere and everything. You know, the same shit he made fun of popular people having because people have ADHD and like explosions.

So since were only at the streaming PC wanting to be worth more than any gamer PC I've own, he's most likely having a big scheme lined up here which kinda got off the rails with Rich's dumbasses opening his mouth. Beg for high end shit, end up pocketing $1k of it and gettin cheaper one. Repeat for everything after like lights, Gamer rig, etc.
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It's even more egregious when you know he can afford it to begin with.
 
Lady Adjani said:
The only time pre-builts were cheaper was back when covid first hit and GPU prices went through the roof, you could buy an entire desktop for the price of one GPU on the free market.

The machines look like a bargain at first glance till you realize they use sub-par PSUs, cheap MOBOs, no-name RAM and usually the baseline of whatever GPU is listed.
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That's true with stock prebuilts.

Boutique builds allow you to choose everything and are actually not bad. The biggest problem is having it shipped which often leads to little problems and can take quite a long time.
 
At this point, he is definitely going to scam his fans with the PC grift. What I see is that Phil is doing all these prestream PC talks to put in the minds of his fans that he needs all these expensive parts. Therefore, when he does his fundraising he has a set goal and his fans understand what he is getting, so lets say he begs for $3k. When the fundraiser is over, he buys a prebuilt PC that is cheaper than $3k, maybe he gets a $1k PC, and then tells his fans the parts were sold out or had a price increase. He announces the new $1k prebuilt PC and states that the rest of the money won't go to waste but pay his bills.

Also if he doesnt meet the goal of $3k, lets say he hits $1.5k, he will blame his audience for him getting a cheap PC. So if he hits the goal he can make excuses to get a cheap PC and if he barely hits the goal he can say with low contributions he had to get a cheap PC. I wouldn't be surprised if this asshat has Prebuilt PC in mind or has one stored in his house. Maybe this is why Phil got pissed at RTUSA revealing a free PC and shitting on people like snowkarl for suggesting to get advice from actual PC builders because it ruins his grift of scamming his audience out of a few thousand dollars.

Also this is for the pigroach, we all know how much a streaming only PC costs (a shit ton of us stream ourselves so we know what you need) so if you get a PC over $1k then we know you are scamming your fans because you think something expensive equals high quality which doesnt in the PC world.
 
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I cannot tell if that is a Destroyer or an Aircraft carrier.
I havenot played battleship for so long.
 
Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH said:
And apparently the hits keep on coming, because Phil then begins to call out Snowkarl, who said (rightfully) that his treatment of him is unfair, and DSP then does what he always does: don the crown of the King of Suffering. "It's unfair that I have to put up with this shit" and "I hate having to pretend to be nice and take all this shit". He makes it all about him and the detractors and proceeds to tell Snowkarl to "shut thuh fuck up".
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and then SnowKarl proceeds to spend the next 6 months sending DSP a few thousand more dollars while DSP continues to mock and berate him

Also, to people questioning the amount DSP wants for the PC always remember: DSP will charge his fans at least twice as much as it costs. Didn't he have a $1250 patreon goal for a $300 microphone or some shit?
 
Ortsnay said:
My hope is he scams his dents out of the pc money, takes a cheap donated PC, and that PC turns out to be a lemon and can't be returned.
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I hope he scams his dents and gets exactly what he wants, only to have it make absolutely no difference to his numbers or engagement so that he wishes he'd spent that money on WWE Champions instead and gets salty about it when asked why he won't play on Fightcade like they really want him to.
 
GunnlaugurSassoon said:
Also, to people questioning the amount DSP wants for the PC always remember: DSP will charge his fans at least twice as much as it costs. Didn't he have a $1250 patreon goal for a $300 microphone or some shit?
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$1000 to get his tire repaired. Something that is usually done for free by tire shops. Cost him $40 in the long run according to the leaks.
 
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What's next? "Hey look at these turtle enemies, how do I get rid of them you might ask? Watch this *jumps on them*. What a fucking retard, it's so cringe that he explains one of the most iconic things in gaming like if no one knew what it was,fucking boomer, it's like having stars in a GTA game and explaining that you can get rid of the stars by painting your car as if it was a some obscure thing.
 
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