DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Bullet Continuum Shift]

Are you fucking kidding me dude?

Another case of DSP thinking his viewers are just fucking lazy and that's why they don't give him a million dollars a year each. Nice changed man who can do no wrong!

 

[bajagoogoo]

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Are you fucking kidding me dude?

This is what he wanted when he decided to lock down his Twitter, except nobody took the bait. Same with his YouTube channel as well.

DSP honestly believes all his followers are active accounts that are afraid of supporting him because of detractors. He's that far gone.

 

[grump]

This is what he wanted when he decided to lock down his Twitter, except nobody took the bait. Same with his YouTube channel as well.

DSP honestly believes all his followers are active accounts that are afraid of supporting him because of detractors. He's that far gone.

what does he believe his phantom fanbois are afraid of? That if they like the tweet kiwifarm hackers are going to somehow magic up their reallife identities and for some reason they can't do it without the like? Guess he thinks no surprise that his fans are really dumb.

 

[Angry Mug]

lol, imagine turning down $50k because you've lied for so long that it'd expose you outright

The absolute state of it.

 

[PieceofShet]

I wonder what wings thinks about not getting payed cause of dsp. Someone should ask him.

 

[gaarashatan]

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Are you fucking kidding me dude?

bros so delusional he thinks its the trolls that keep his shit at 13 likes

ALSO GIVING A SHIT ABOUT LIKES LOL

 

[ParksydeDhil]

Seems to me Phil is a goddamn Greek tragedy. One on hand he really wants to be liked and respected on the other hand, he's too lazy or unwilling to change in order to be just that.

 

[WolverineGuy22]

DSP literally broke twitter with his rallying of the troops to fight the evil trolls.

 

[SomeoneLikeMYFATHER]

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Are you fucking kidding me dude?

Creates echo chamber.

Upset no one wants to engage with his tweets (when you literally cannot).

 

[SilverReaper]

Creates echo chamber.

Upset no one wants to engage with his tweets (when you literally cannot).

You should still be able to like/retweet which is what he's begging for.

 

[DeeTracktor]

Mentioning trolls ruining his engagement with ''Rent-Free'' in his name, when the reality is that no one likes you is amazing Phil.

Enjoy your cold doordash and gin my man, you earned it

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

That tweet is a good example as to why you shouldn't watch his stream directly or participate in his chat, being irrelevant triggers him way more than mean messages in his chat, remember all those times Phil's chat was so dead that he thought it was frozen? I want to see that every day and also see his views drop more and more, he gets so triggered over people not caring about him.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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Clothes coming off? I am MARRIED MARAHN!
I can answer that.
It is THERE because people, EVEN WOMEN, LIKE that Phil.
We are not all genderless aliens like YOU.

Because real adults take no issue with it. Thanks for proving you are a childrens entertainer.

New insta video on his Instagram and Kat literally is silent as a church mouse lmaoooo

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Interesting that he makes a post to instagram after someone here mentioned how long it's been since he last did. Hi Phail! Rent free baby.

1. DSPs commentary is soo bad, everytime there is a glitch in a game, he has to pop up, make it a big deal so there is something he can talk about.

2. Perfect opportunity to show Kat not fat. We dont even get a behind her head shot like last time. Not even her speaking. She is definetly fat as fuck.

She ain't there.

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Are you fucking kidding me dude?

lol. He really has no idea how social media works.

 

[Coke Zero]

This is what he wanted when he decided to lock down his Twitter, except nobody took the bait. Same with his YouTube channel as well.

DSP honestly believes all his followers are active accounts that are afraid of supporting him because of detractors. He's that far gone.

Its actually pretty messed up what this says about phil though, if he truly believes the trolls are harassing and doxxing his fans for interacting with him, why would he encourage his fans to interact with him anyway even though they'll be harassed? Seems really, really selfish- "he guys sure you're going to get bullied and possibly doxxed but you should reply to my tweets anyway so I'll feel better about myself".

I mean the entire premise is retarded anyway, there's not hundreds of dsp fans hiding in silence from the trolls but since he thinks there is, its pretty messed up he would put his own need for validation over their feelings/safety.

 

[We Are The Witches]

I believe he's been told the opposite in multiple occasions, that whole thing about fear being an obstacle to reply to him is a DSP's classic of a nugget of truth.

I can see some fan/troll/ironic fan emailing him that years ago, and now he's running with it as if it's everyone, when there's already viewers of his replying to him in other tweets.

See what I mean, man? They'll take anything and use it to defame me... they'll just take a nugget of truth and build conspiracy theories around and on top of it. (paraphrased)

 

[strandedcastaway]

Phil choosing "DSP the Rent-Free" as his name, then complaining endlessly about trolls and how his millions of secret fans are afraid of them, is both hilarious and a perfect example of his total lack of self-awareness.

Or maybe he IS aware that he's obsessed with the trolls and has few fans left but is trying to convince the rest of the world otherwise? If so, he's totally earned the daily pain of that reality.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

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Are you fucking kidding me dude?

Also DSP a week ago....

Imagine being this pathetic you have to beg, literally beg for attention from randos on the internet. If you ever feel annoyed or down or angry DSP is getting money from 3 retards, remember this right here.

This is coming from Phillip burnell, the guy who loved ride to hell and sonic 06, some of the buggiest games of their generation. Not to mention he's saying this about greedfall of all fucking games, the first big hit from spiders, a comparatively small developer and it didn't release 60 bucks. Mountains out of molehills I fucking swear.

Don't forget he loves every iteration of skyrim, the game that was released the bethesda way as in needing a fan patch to fix what they couldn't give a shit to fix, repackaged with the same bugs and this time more, repackaged again with even more bugs plus the same as the previous and then repackaged this last time with the same bugs as the base launch version up to now PLUS since they just slapped these mods in with out compatibility patching or mod order even more bugs.

DSP honestly believes all his followers are active accounts that are afraid of supporting him because of detractors. He's that far gone.

I remember when he got the boot from the partner program, he said it's going to be hard to get all these 800+ people to come to youtube, which was amazing since he would talk about how sub bombs weren't real subscribers like Boogie, Amoranth, Ninja, Doc.

I wonder sometimes, how many DSP's are living in the Snort Gout Arms condo in his head with the detractors.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Just realized by the way- does Phil even like fighting outside of wrestling? I know he doesn't watch wrestling outside of WWE and Champions and his incognito window while the camera's off so the answer should be obvious, but he does realize fighting normally involves wearing less clothing? Boxers are trunks, shoes, and gloves, maybe a headpiece depending on the match or spar. MMA is also trunks and specific gloves, but they don't use shoes. Then again not only is he low T, those are (when not rigged) actual fighting and not dudes holding each other in play fights like WWE, so his attention span isn't long enough without some kind of plot and lots of man handling with not a lot of blood.

I mean applying real life logic to a game about a witch who uses her hair to create oversized magic boots to kick cyborg angels with among many other things is kinda retarded but to answer your question no he knows nothing about real fighting. He thought he could beat up Mike Tyson by sweeping the leg like it's Karate Kid and claimed that Tyson is too old, washed up and slow. And I mean yeah, at the time Phil made that statement Tyson was at his lowest point physically but Tyson could still put a soft, unathletic, chubby soyboy like Phil in the morgue with just one punch from the cannons he has for hands.

When it comes to him watching something that's not wrasslin', from the TIHYDPs for the UFC games he played I can tell you that his knowledge is limited to the 90s clownshow/not-so-subtle Gaycie aggressive hugging dojo advertisement that was the UFC back then, and the early 00s. That's one thing I've noticed with him not just with MMA but in general, his knowledge of any sort of pop culture be it TV series, film, stand-up comedy, sports, music etc. just hits a dead stop at around the mid-00s. He just stopped evolving as a person somewhere back then.

 

[Iron Father]

7 1/2 hour detractor video... Why doesn't this guy have a thread on KF?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=59KHzaJ0BPo

That's like a normal Tevin video length.

 

[Fartsyde Dill]

Dave, you can barely scrape together enough coins to buy your fucking cat some Fancy fucking Feast each week, so why the fuck is your wife allowed to have a fucking PSPP fucking subscription?