🎭 Dramacow Ryulong / Michael Cohen - Fanatic Wikisperg, Anti-Gamergater and All Around Asshole

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Odds that he'll ask? 100%
Odds of success? Much lower, especially if his more recent activity on other wikis comes to light.
I wonder about that. Wikipedia is so unpredictable about how it applies its outing policy, especially in areas like Gamergate, that it wouldn't surprise me one bit if somebody got blocked for even bringing up the Double Dlagon Debacles on other wikis.
 
I actually think he stands a good chance of getting unbanned. A lot of the folks who made the decision to ban him in the first place on Wikipedia have lost favor/given up, while plenty of his buddyroids remain. They'll probably use some extremely twisted logic to justify bringing him back, like the fact that most of the people he used to edit war with have been banned, and of course the "dedicated editor for many years" bullshit. A lot of it depends on which way the neutrals choose to swing and how loudly the meatpuppets screech.
 
I actually think he stands a good chance of getting unbanned. A lot of the folks who made the decision to ban him in the first place on Wikipedia have lost favor/given up, while plenty of his buddyroids remain. They'll probably use some extremely twisted logic to justify bringing him back, like the fact that most of the people he used to edit war with have been banned, and of course the "dedicated editor for many years" bullshit. A lot of it depends on which way the neutrals choose to swing and how loudly the meatpuppets screech.
Does he have friends on the ArbCom?
 
Does anyone even have a list of current members? You'd think you could just look it up on Wikipedia, right?

I bet David Gerard knows. Someone ask him.

Here's the current list of ArbCom members:

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I'm asking because I'm new to wiki politics, I don't know who most of these names are or who's buttbuddies with whom.
 
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Here's the current list of ArbCom members:

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I'm asking because I'm new to wiki politics, I don't know who most of these names are or who's buttbuddies with whom.

Thanks. I don't know any of these idiots either, because I'm nowhere near the bunch of idiots who routinely blow each other to be on this fake committee.
 
The only name on that list that I recognize as having been involved with the GG Arbcom is GorillaWarfare, but I don't remember which side they leaned on regarding the GG article's tone.
 
Here's the current list of ArbCom members:

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I'm asking because I'm new to wiki politics, I don't know who most of these names are or who's buttbuddies with whom.

Ryulong was banned 8-4, with one abstention. Courcelles, DeltaQuest, DGG, GorillaWarfare, Guerillero, and Salvio are currently on the committee. Courcelles, GorillaWarfare, and Salvio voted for the ban. DGG voted against, and the other two didn't vote on the ban. Personally, I don't know many of these new ArbCom users, but here's what I have. Most of these guys have been on for a decade. DGG's user page must be seen to be believed--these are his self-admitted biases. Drmies is a good, reasonable admin and one of my favorite users in general. Gamaliel might be a Ryulong friend; I'm not sure. Keilana could lean towards Ryulong; "systemic bias makes me ragey". Opinabia regalis is a member of a couple feminist wikiprojects, but doesn't seem too bad.
 
Gamaliel might be a Ryulong friend; I'm not sure.

Gamaliel is the self-declared 'Gamergate cop' (aka one of the few admins willing to deal with all the autism from that topic, but only because he had a PoV to push) and has been supporting anti-Gamergate spergs (mainly Mark Bernstein, which is Gamaliel's friend) while pretending to be a neutral party. Gamaliel went on a big cringey rant on Wikipedia's The Signpost shortly before running for ArbCom.

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Will Cohen be pathetic enough to appeal his ban as soon as he is eligible?

5.3) Ryulong (talk · contribs · logs · edit filter log · block log) is indefinitely banned from the English Language Wikipedia. They may request reconsideration of the ban twelve months after the enactment of this remedy, and every twelve months thereafter.

Passed 8 to 4, with 1 abstentions, at 00:38, 29 January 2015 (UTC)

It appears that Cohen's parents may have had enough of their loser kid and may have decided to tell him to get a job and/or get out, possibly because they were tired of him wasting their money on weaboo shit such as Pokémon plushies. Earlier in the month, Cohen was tweeting about wanting money for doing nothing and asking about a cover letter, now it seems he has expressed interest in becoming a game tester at EA and moving out of his parents' home.

One of his buddyloids has warned him that it has long hours and little chance of promotion, another buddyloid said to go for it, and longtime Cohen buddyloid A Man in Black told him EA/testing was the video game industry equivalent of working at McDonald's, and told him there would be "upsides" to moving out, although he didn't elaborate on what those would be.


 
Only a child or a completely naive idiot would unironically want to get into game testing. That stuff is soul-crushing. Besides, in the "AAA" industry the job is for small subcompanies formed exclusively by the stiffest "office people" stereotypes who hate their jobs, not gamers. While there are a few companies who do test group stuff with actual gamers, that's usually at/past beta stages, and kind of a rarity. Testers literally exist so programmers don't lose billable hours in running what they coded to check if it works or not.

For those of you that code at home, it's outsourcing the process of running your project after building. You can already tell how fun that would turn out when done over and over and over again. You don't even get the respite of having to work in code after a testing session.

For the rest, and with some simplifications: You play specifically tailored and incomplete versions of a game, to test out for things like "does the player character go through the floor when walking?". Then you write a report. Over and over.

This, combined with the disinterest of the office drones, also helps minimizing possible leaks since they don't get access to "the whole" (and NDA contracts are 101% restrictive). But also maximizes the possibility of not finding breaking bugs in the whole package, and that's why so many games come out with completely obvious bugs that aren't caught until after release.

That stuff is so nasty I don't even wish it on a sperg like Lyurong, to be honest.
 
Only a child or a completely naive idiot would unironically want to get into game testing. That stuff is soul-crushing. Besides, in the "AAA" industry the job is for small subcompanies formed exclusively by the stiffest "office people" stereotypes who hate their jobs, not gamers. While there are a few companies who do test group stuff with actual gamers, that's usually at/past beta stages, and kind of a rarity. Testers literally exist so programmers don't lose billable hours in running what they coded to check if it works or not.

For those of you that code at home, it's outsourcing the process of running your project after building. You can already tell how fun that would turn out when done over and over and over again. You don't even get the respite of having to work in code after a testing session.

For the rest, and with some simplifications: You play specifically tailored and incomplete versions of a game, to test out for things like "does the player character go through the floor when walking?". Then you write a report. Over and over.

This, combined with the disinterest of the office drones, also helps minimizing possible leaks since they don't get access to "the whole" (and NDA contracts are 101% restrictive). But also maximizes the possibility of not finding breaking bugs in the whole package, and that's why so many games come out with completely obvious bugs that aren't caught until after release.

That stuff is so nasty I don't even wish it on a sperg like Lyurong, to be honest.

I don't know. Given how much he enjoys tedious BS like wiki editing (which requires severe autism to marathon), having a paying job doing tedious shit in another field might even be healthier for him since bug testing doesn't involve shrieking at other people as much, as well as a chance for him to have gainful employment.
 
I don't know. Given how much he enjoys tedious BS like wiki editing (which requires severe autism to marathon), having a paying job doing tedious shit in another field might even be healthier for him since bug testing doesn't involve shrieking at other people as much, as well as a chance for him to have gainful employment.
...that's a good point actually.
 
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