Will Barbie (2023) be kino?

[Skitarii]

Will based doomer kino man be enough to save it?

 

[Not Jewish Wario]

Ryan Gosling will try his best to be Kino, but he won't save it. I don't trust Greta Gerwig to use him right.

 

[Stabmaster Arson]

Every screenshot I have seen of this movie has been an affront to Jah.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

It's official: Ken is a fag and Barbie is a fag hag. Another ruined childhood.

 

[starborn427614]

The phrase "Baribe in the Mall-tiverse of Madness" just entered my brain. Hopefully, Allah willing, I will not live to see this movie premiere.

 

[Not Jewish Wario]

By the way OP, the movie is set to come out next year, not 2022.

 

[Kerr Avon]

Surprised I haven't seen a troon on the cast

The shock value of seeing Rhea Perlman on the big screen is tempting tho

 

[Celebrate Nite]

I know one thing for sure...

It will never top the music video

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Ryan Gosling will be Kino, but he won't save it. I don't trust Greta Gerwig to use him right.

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This pic looks gayer than a entire pride parade full of monkeypox spreaders in the biggest gay pile since episode of South Park

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Ryan Gosling will be Kino, but he won't save it. I don't trust Greta Gerwig to use him right.

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I want to see the movie just because of this picture. It tells you so much yet so little about the movie, that I'm kinda hooked. Will it be bad? Probably, but I think it will be a very entertaining form of bad.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I know one thing for sure...

It will never top the music video
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A

This music video looked wholesome, even though it was cheesy for its time. Now, if you fast forward today, this video would get replaced by troons attempting to dress up like a mix of Barbie and Ken.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

I know one thing for sure...

It will never top the music video
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A

If they don't use this song, I will shit myself.

 

[tehpope]

When I see those promo photos of Barbie and Ken, I just see their actors, not their characters.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

I know one thing for sure...

It will never top the music video
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A

Wait until you read the translation of the original

made for /pol/

 

[Mojo Thief]

Someone who's more clever than me predicts it'll be the Joker movie for attractive people.

Anyways here's how to guarantee it'll be kino

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

I know one thing for sure...

It will never top the music video
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A

Dutch is always that weird sounding off-brand German language.

 

[The Fair Lady]

If they don't use this song, I will shit myself.

I have bad news.

 

[Beautiful Border]

It will either be a complete trainwreck or a masterful shitpost of a movie.

 

[Weeb_Killer]

What does kino mean? Sounds weebish so therefore lame.

 

[Skitarii]

Someone who's more clever than me predicts it'll be the Joker movie for attractive people.

Anyways here's how to guarantee it'll be kino
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Turning it into american psycho 2 where barbie and ken are unhinged sociopaths would be smart

Unfortunately, Gerwig is not smart