Write a scary story in two sentences

[Connor Bible]

Simple, really. Allow me to begin.

The last man on Earth had only one eye. Now he is blind.

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

The last woman on earth is ready to repopulate the earth with you. Then she has her period.

 

[Hyperion]

Donald Trump was elected President, and Connor Bible is his Vice President.

conjoined sentences bitches

 

[meatslab]

I had a dream with Connor in it. He tried to feed me snickerdoodles and hold my hand.

 

[Clown Doll]

You're an attractive woman.
At Chris' Lesbian sleepover, alone.

 

[CatParty]

@Connor Bible. Nude.

 

[Doctor Professor Timon]

You're walking in the woods.

And, suddenly, Shia Labeouf.

 

[Cave]

Molly Ringwald unwinds in her living room. A man is outside.

 

[VLAD]

There are sticky, lint like objects in the area of my groin, and near the perineum. They smell like death.

 

[wheat pasta]

I am a furry. My mom just found my browser history.

 

[Linako 2.0]

I just took a huge dump.
I just realized there is no toilet paper in the house

 

[Maruukat]

The finals are tomorrow.
I didn't study for a thing last night.

 

[AnOminous]

There was a knock at the door.

"Yoo hoo, it's your date, Brianna Wu!"

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

The last man on Earth hears a knock on the door. That's where Connor got this idea, as he lacks in originality.

 

[Linako 2.0]

I load up 8chan. Null's NEXT Migration is a success.

 

[lolwut]

A guy at school likes me even though I'm retarded. He walks around campus campus describing grisly murder scenes into a hand held recording device.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

The greatest irony? He learned about this prompt from Dear Leader.

 

[Funnybone]

Pink fresh lemonade. Soo good to the last drop from the glass with class!

 

[Bugaboo]

I drink a glass of water. After I chew some mint gum

 

[chimpburgers]

I'm sitting through a sociology lecture and am watching Chris's oestrogel video again.

The professor leans over my shoulder and tells me that he has an account here, follows me and recognizes my username.