🍽️ حلال Michael Robert Thurlow / Angry Canadian / Volkswachter / Lothloran / NorthlandPride / NSCLRP / imageboard user - Canadian Nazi, Wifebeater, Narcissist, C-Tier Shitposter, Loli Enthusiast, Brony, Transphobic Tranny, White Pearls and White Pride, RALM Failtroll

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RadioactiveMonkeyMan said:
@HiramTheGrift, and @easy.

Out of the whole group, those are the only ones who haven't acted a fool at some point. Disagree all you want, but from the original situation those are the only two who have acted reasonably in my opinion.
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Word, of all the people in Thulu's server, you're my favorite as well
Greasy Spoon said:
Leaf -> male feminist -> cross-dresser -> egg -> redpill -> emo -> brony -> florida man -> cross-dresser -> nazi -> troon pipeline
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He had way too much drama on day 1 for there not to be shit in the closet tbh
 
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DiscoRodeo said:
Thulu's server
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A stark reminder of previous mistakes, but yes, I fully admit I was briefly part of his and Angry Slug's Discord Server. That was before I realized exactly how integrated he had become. I left quickly and stopped interacting with them when I realized the extent of the situation but all the same... nonetheless I did interact with them and I'm not particularly proud of it.
 
Socrates said:
Still can't believe this dude was really running around picking fights and scattershot doxing all over a forum known for eating its own, with an internet history this fucked and poorly hidden. From the way he talked you'd think he was only posting in a laboratory cleanroom from behind 9 proxies inside the pentagon.
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Dude wasn't even behind a free VPN let alone 7 boxxies.

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But nope, fuck it here's a million pictures of me in women's clothing talking about how dainty I feel on trannychan with 0 regard for any kind of opsec.
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To be fair it'd be easy (if you were a tranny) to post 'anonymously' on tran chan not realising your ex-wife posted her e-mail trying to pimp her youtube, something out of your control and probably knowledge. Lol.

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Jesus christ. I know it's cliche and unfunny to ask, but are we completely 100% sure he doesn't have a humiliation fetish or something? It would make a lot of baffling behavior a lot more understandable.
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If Michael Robert Thurlow wanted to be humiliated he wouldn't be trying to disavow the stuff he clearly finds embarrassing and humiliating like the weeb and tranny aspects under the lothloran username and so on, while simultaneously trying to play up the 2cool4skool 'wife beating nazi' volkswachter username.

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All you have to do is ease off the stimulants and copium and lean into titty skittles, Mike.

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Greasy Spoon said:
Dude wasn't even behind a free VPN let alone 7 boxxies.


To be fair it'd be easy (if you were a tranny) to post 'anonymously' on tran chan not realising your ex-wife posted her e-mail trying to pimp her youtube, something out of your control and probably knowledge. Lol.


If Michael Robert Thurlow wanted to be humiliated he wouldn't be trying to disavow the stuff he clearly finds embarrassing and humiliating like the weeb and tranny aspects under the lothloran username and so on, while simultaneously trying to play up the 2cool4skool 'wife beating nazi' volkswachter username.

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All you have to do is ease off the stimulants and copium and lean into titty skittles, Mike.

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God what a fag. Really just breathtakingly stupid. The Canuck King of Cope.
 
I was inspired by the strong meme game and felt like this lolcow brought the whole gang together

(slightly nsfw at the end)


(Youtube link)
 
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clicked on this thread out of boredom induced curiosity and i think this is one of the biggest clusters of faggots i've ever seen, and i mean that half the people involved should definitely neck themselves yesterday and the other half should suck on a shotgun.
 
ever since @dirt lamb found that picture of MICHAEL ROBERT THURLOW OF DELHI, ONTARIO in a dress, i have known no peace. mike is the well; who knows how deep the milk doth go. the image has been overwhelming me for several days. i had to draw him her or i'd be unable to stop thinking about it
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It's funny how all the rumors about Michael were proven true. Confirmed wifebeater, confirmed Nazi, confirmed lolifag, confirmed tranny. We even got lore for why he was using a Mario avatar.

Now we need confirmation of the piss bottles.
 
With all the mass shooter threads opening up on this site in the last two weeks, i swear to god his dox reads like a psych profile of one...


It totally makes sense now why he was so quick to defend ILJ. They are the same person. Horrible hygiene, both think of themself as the smartest person in the room, no ability to form healthy connections with people, both fancy trannys-- the list goes on...
 
BillTheButcher said:
With all the mass shooter threads opening up on this site in the last two weeks, i swear to god his dox reads like a psych profile of one...


It totally makes sense now why he was so quick to defend ILJ. They are the same person. Horrible hygiene, both think of themself as the smartest person in the room, no ability to form healthy connections with people, both fancy trannys-- the list goes on...
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on paper your idea is accurate but in all honesty i think thurlow is way too fucking soy to ever mass shoot. plus he is a leaf so if anything itll be a mass stabbing at best.
 
I'm back with another cow crossover.
Posted both to Onionfarms and LCF, a poster from Rachel Leeds-Minkin's thread has written Omegaverse fanfiction involving Michael and Blaine/Erika/the tranny. He keeps deleting it or hiding it from the public while simultaneously pretending he doesn't see it.

Anyway, in light of his attempts to bury it I feel compelled to share it here.

Michael was kneeling in front of Blaine's lightly leaking, hard cock, a small string of saliva connecting to the tip of Blaine's cock to Michael's tongue, the smaller man panting softly, as he moved his hand up and down his own hard cock while he was pushing one...two...three fingers into his wet hole, eyes dilated with lust. Michael was currently in heat and Blaine couldn't control himself when it came to lust when Michael was in heat. Michael loved it when Blaine went rough on him. Loved it when he was fucked hard by the tranny, getting taught who he really belongs to and feeling the other's knot deep inside of him that always got him sensitive. Michael looked up, Blaine's hand gripping his hair. He was so vulnerable right now, so perfect.


"How bad do you want me?" Blaine growled deeply, his cock twitching as he watched his Mate's needy eyes, hot breath tickling his cock.


Michael moaned softly, the noise coming out like a soft growl of need, as he quickened the speed of his hand on his own cock, roughing moving his fingers that were in his end. "S-So...so fucking bad..." Michael whimpered, bucking his hips up a little into his own touch to show how much he needed his Alpha's knot buried inside of him, the Omega panting. "P-Please..."


"Sorry," Blaine purred, "I didn't quite catch that. Mind-" Blaine was cut off by a sharp gasp as Michael took his Mate's full length into his mouth until his nose was buried in pubes. Blaine was actually glad Michael didn't have a gag reflex. Blaine moaned harshly, panting, as he set up a rough and quick pace for his hips as he started to thrust quickly into Michael's mouth. "G-Good boy," Blaine groaned, watching him, fisting a hand into the brunette's hair. "Just like that. Take me in, baby. Good boy..."


Michael moaned hard from around Blaine, the sound nearing a needy growl, breath hitching as he shoved his three fingers into himself, trying so hard not to bite down. He looked up innocently, seductively, at Blaine through his dark lashes as the Alpha fucked his mouth. Michael suddenly gasped sharply, feeling himself release into his own hand, panting hard through his nose, as he pumped himself dry of his orgasm and felt himself go soft, continuing to thrust his fingers into his stretched, slick wet hole. Michael's breath hitched slightly when he felt Blaine release hard down his throat, the Omega swallowing down his release and slowly pulled off, another string of saliva hooking on to his tongue that attached to Blaine cock. "That...answer your...question?" Michael asked huskily in between thick moans.


Blaine smirked and pulled Michael off the floor and on to the bed, laying the Omega on to his stomach, Michael moving to his hands and knees on instinct, whimpering with need, as he lapped at his wet fingers. "Blaine...please," he begged, panting. "Need you. Need your knot. Now." That did it for Blaine. That sent him over the edge. He plunged into Michael's end, who cried out loudly, and started to fuck the other hard and relentless.


Michael was quickly shut up, whining softly, as Blaine thrust two of his fingers into his mouth. Now Michael couldn't express himself. Oh, well.


"Suck." Blaine demanded in a husky growl, squeezing Michael's hips hard with his free hand, and dragged his hot and wet tongue up and down Michael's back.


Michael sucked Blaine's fingers hard and obediently, panting thickly through his nose again.


"Fuck, Michael," Blaine groaned, drilling into his Mate's prostate. "So fucking good for me, baby. Good...good boy..." Already, he felt close to his second release for the day. He did want to cum yet after they had just started. Damn Blaine and his hormones. "Atta boy..." Blaine purred against Michael's burning hot skin.


Michael fisted the bed sheets hard, also feeling himself get close to his second release. Michael jerked his hips back against Blaine's hard thrusts, panting sharply and hard. Michael couldn't even last ten more minutes before he came hard, letting his load out on to the bed sheets, moaning thickly.


Unlike Michael, Blaine wasn't able to last five minutes. He came hard and deep into Michael, feeling his knot swell up until he couldn't move anymore, being locked into Michael for an hour. Blaine panted hard and pulled his fingers out of Michael's hungry mouth. "You are mine," he purred, lowering the both of them on to the bed so that Michael was flat on his stomach. "You will carry my pup and love him or her forever."


"Y-Yes," Michael rasped, panting, and nuzzled his face into Blaine's arm that was in front of him. "Always." Michael nodded and purred softly, his body hot, as his chest heaved, the man trying to find his breath again.


"Good." Blaine smiled gently, nuzzling into Michael's neck.

I saw this in the early hours of the morning and was originally mortified but the fact that Mikey boy keeps trying to hide it makes me ignore my own disgust and want to share it here. I'm sure someone here will either get a kick out of this or have their day ruined by it.
He isn't going to run away from this one.

EDIT: Editing this to say Mike and his band of merry rejects have shit up LCF (mainly Rachel's thread) with their nonsense, UnabashedHermaphrodite has apparently accused Michael of being part of the Idea Guys and a slap fight that has spanned multiple threads and multiple sites has begun guest starring Elaine, Naught, and more familiar faces.

I really am not qualified to report on all of that autism so if anyone wants to volunteer to go figure out what the fuck happened beyond the sea of autism that would be very cool, thanks.
 
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