Depressed kiwis, do you own a gun?

[Mega Man II Intro - GB]

Does owning a gun make you feel as if you have an "out" if life ever gets too bad?

 

[The Cunting Death]

I own a gun but I don't ever plan to kill myself with it.

If for whatever reason I wanted to off myself I'd do carbon monoxide poisoning or just hang myself since they're less messy for the clean up crew.

 

[Merried Senior Comic]

Nice try, fed.

 

[Divine right to rule]

No officer, I do not. You can go back to beating your wife now.

 

[Akashic Retard]

Oh you're depressed? You gonna cry, fag?

 

[GHTD]

Nope. My bipolar ass would probably blow my brains out in some fit of psychotic mania at one point.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

I have a number of guns. No, I'm not depressed. Never be used to kill myself, but break into my house and hurt my family, yeah go ahead and fuck around and find out.

 

[The Foxtrot]

I have a belt and I'm not afraid to hang myself!

 

[Astro Loafo]

I have guns and am extremely depressed.

 

[Mega Man II Intro - GB]

Get a load of these pussies. What's the matter? Media got you too scared to play Russian Roulette?

 

[Skitarii]

I have no history of mental illness

ONLY THE ILLNESS OF MUH DRIP
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[POWER IN MISERY]

i own guns because they're cool

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

I’ve got my love gun fully loaded aimed at ya mums fat ass

 

[I fucking love Cocaine]

I proudly own a water gun, does that count?

 

[WinnieTheJew]

I proudly own a water gun, does that count?

A zippo, duct tape, gasoline and creativity would make this into a fearsome weapon. I'll allow it.

 

[Ronnie McNutt]

i know this midterm is looking bad for the dems but you're not making me commit terrorism glownigger

 

[JamusActimus]

Not depressed I have just a rifle

 

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[SpergPatrol]

No officer because if I wanted to die I just call you to give one last fuck you to the taxpayers

 

[Table Country]

I don't yet own a gun but I did find four 44 magnum bullets on the side of the road once and kept them as souveniers.
I've lost track of them since I moved. I hope I don't end up finding them the hard way.