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Wow you septics struggling with the concept of the takeaway are going to have your minds blown when we tell you about the butty van!

In the meantime Kevin is fat and I'm glad I live a long way from London.
 
Amphitrite said:
Wow you septics struggling with the concept of the takeaway are going to have your minds blown when we tell you about the butty van!

In the meantime Kevin is fat and I'm glad I live a long way from London.
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we're uncultured American swine what do you expect? You say bonnet and boot, we say trunk and hood. You say jimmies* hundreds and thousadands, we say sprinkles. You say chips we say fries. That does me wonder how many brits kevin will either confuse or piss off with his "stupid American" dialect.


*apparently i had my dialects mixed up, Jimmies isn't the uk term for sprinkles. It's apparently a term used albeit very rarely in Philadelphia, Boston, and some parts of New England
 
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A Grey Cat said:
we're uncultured American swine what do you expect? You say bonnet and boot, we say trunk and hood. You say jimmies, we say sprinkles. You say chips we say fries. That does me wonder how many brits kevin will either confuse or piss off with his "stupid American" dialect.
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Who the fuck says jimmies? We say hundreds and thousands.
 
Kevin is sad that the soda machines at UK McDonald's don't offer free refills. He's also too fat for the American size Big Mac.
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Amphitrite said:
Wow you septics struggling with the concept of the takeaway are going to have your minds blown when we tell you about the butty van!

In the meantime Kevin is fat and I'm glad I live a long way from London.
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Every time I see “septic tank” craic, I have to mention the time on some Facebook thread, I saw a yank bragging about how “seppo stands for separatist and as that means rebellion in separation from the British empire, it’s a pretty fucking cool term actually” lmao.

Patiently waited for some Australians to turn up and was not disappointed.
 
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Fareal said:
Who the fuck says jimmies?
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The delightful children from down the lane.
Fetish Roulette said:
Kevin is sad that the soda machines at UK McDonald's don't offer free refills. He's also too fat for the American size Big Mac.
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Cpl. Long Dong Silver said:
McDonalds and Dominoes. Way to go Kevin, really getting the authentic UK experience my man.
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There he goes again rearing the "fat stupid American" Stereotype yet again. Way to give the limey's more a reason to laugh at at us you fat fuck.
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I can think of a hundred places I'd like to eat at the next time I'm in the UK and McDonalds isn't anywhere near that list.

Kevin is every gross stereotype personified.
 
"Soda" has always sounded weird, we don't say it in the UK.
It's just a generic term for any fizzy drink yeah?

So far Kev has been to a play for children, has avoided having any sex and has lumbered around town eating and drinking exclusively American fat food while sweating profusely.

Go Kev.
 
At least he had big boy food and didn't get a bunch of Happy Meals.

Where will be next in Kevin's Kulinary Krusade? Taco Bell, KFC, Subway? Or will he go for some exotic local fare, like Greggs?
 
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