Oh fuck off on this thing:
1. His new intro still horrifies me to this day, particularly the distressed dog sounds. Also I don't get his obsession with Halloween colors in it now that I'm thinking about it.
2. So little chicken tacos are pretty good, though not with the fucking ingredients I done see here.
3. The gigantic eight cans of the cheapest, nastiest cans of chicken really speak to me about how lazy this fat miserable faggot's gotten as of late. He can't even be arsed to buy some boneless and get mommy-wife to slice it. He uses this shit.
3b. I strongly suspect it's because it's on the surface level cheaper than just getting chicken pieces and Jack's angy about inflation.
4. Jack assumes that a regional chain that is mainly on the west coast is something people are familiar with. I do remember his baby tantrum at Jack in the Box though, and those tiny tacos looked like shit.
5. Jack is lying to my face about how this is going to be better because KEEETOOO.
5b. Fun fact; I've tried keto snacks... they taste like fucking shit. Those parm crisps? Awful things. The cheese tortilla will similarly suck due to being made of that gigantic bag of shreddy cheese.
6. Jack struggles to pronounce the name of the recipe and tries to sell it as being hard to say.
7. Narcissistic Jack references his dog in annoyance for shitting on the floor again in the pathetic attempt to use her as a prop.
7b. You know, like how he used to use Jr. as a prop until he grew up and left. Really pathetic and blatantly obvious case of a cluster B disorder.
8. I'm not arsed to figure out what ogre Jack stole the recipe from.
8b. Instead, just make mini tacos yourself using actual nice chicken thigh or breast, brown it, then season with salt, pepper, ancho paste, cumin, paprika, oregano, and slightly braise it after a super quick roast to release flavor. Mix with Monterrey jack, lettuce, and onions, and roll up in a nice tortilla. Fuck keto tacos, get the real shit.
9. Jack is so stroked out and miserable he gurgles mexi-blend instead of Mexican blend. One day he will slip and call it shreddy cheese.
10. Jack's using taco seasoning instead of his own blend. Fair enough, I like doing that too since it's more controlled at times when I have some. But that blend is rather pale compared to the shit I use. Looks off.
11. Jack is such a hoarder he bought a shitty silicone muffin top gadget since he only wants to eat the tops. Again proof that he craves sugars and carbs like some hideous bariatric vampire.
12. Jack shills the things he bought using mommy-wife's money. At least he admits it wasn't a sponsor.
13. Jack ominously mentions that you prep this thing first so that it melts, err, the stuff melts. Lovely.
14. Jack fills most of each pin with cheese, calling them "healthy" and "not a lot". He then puts them into the oven to try and desperately melt them.
14b. Not with that cellulose casing buddy. It's why you should probably get a grater and a small block of whatever you need.
15. So anyways Jack plops the chicken and it makes horrid squidgy noises. If I need a sound effect for an alien egg or embryo ripping out of a corpse, it's a good candidate for that sound.
15b. Also, draining something of liquid? Whaddat?
16. Jack uses his dirty hands rather than the fork he recommends or the spatula I'd suggest... if I was retarded and/or NEEDED to use this shit.
17. Jack sneaks in another block of cream cheese to this recipe, meaning it's another fucking batch of crack chicken. He's retardedly obsessed with eating this shit in the closet and crying apparently.
17b. And yes, he has the gall to say he's only using a single block. As if he's moderating how much he's eating. What a buffoon.
18. Jack slowly and awkwardly pours the rest of the slop in and struggles to mix the bowl with a fork. In less than two seconds he's already struggling to breathe as he does this.
19. Jack has a moment where he realizes dimly he should let the molten hot cheese set first before putting the filling into it. He then like an ape uses his fingers to fish the chicken out of the muffin hole and licks them. No comment on the taste by the way.
20. Jack could not be fucked to cut that moment out, as he fade cuts to when he allegedly let the shreddy cheese cool down.
21. Jack's verbal center in his brain must have received some damage recently given he is heavily slurring and rambling in this section. Either that or he's taking nips of liquor in between cuts to eat the pain away of being made fun of.
22. Jack has apparently fucked this recipe up several times in the past. And of course he fucks it up by being too impatient to let the cheese shell cool down first before plopping the rest in. Of course he's that impatient to suck down all that salt and fat.
23. Jack folds the shreddy cheese puck into the world's most horrid taco shell. He comments vaguely on it making the rest oily and greasy.
23b. Oh by the way, remember when he had egg wraps? Why not use that shit instead?
24. Jack fills in run time in a pathetic attempt for ad money by folding all six of these things on camera.
25. Jack is proud of what literally looks like a sextet of omelets from hell. They don't look like tacos to me, and they won't taste like them at all either.
26. Jack is again pretending that he isn't going to just proclaim these as good.
26b. Again, the only person he fools is himself. We know he can't take saying something didn't turn out well; which these would not have due to the inferior filling he chose to make. But he will say they're good to save ego. He's predictable as fuck.
27. I suspect that Jack only mentioned sneaking a taste since he dimly was reminded he tasted some with his finger. Again, he puts more thought on how to get back at the haturz than he does on anything else. Pathetic.
28. Jack the the affirmative moo and then moos in proper pleasure. Jack can only list the hot sauce as the ingredient.
29. Jack then ends the video by declaring that this is totally the video that will revive his dead and gay channel. It won't.
