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40,000 pounds of chicken nuggets spilled onto Pennsylvania highway



A Pennsylvania highway was closed for several hours Wednesday morning when an overturned tractor-trailer spilled its load of 40,000 pounds of chicken nuggets onto the roadway.

Police said the truck driver lost control of the vehicle about 6:30 a.m. Wednesday and the vehicle overturned in the southbound lanes of Route 309, near West Rockhill Township in Bucks County.

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The truck, which had been carrying 40,000 pounds of chicken nuggets, spilled its contents into the roadway and shoulder area of the highway.

The driver was not injured.

Police said the highway was closed for several hours Wednesday morning while the chicken nuggets were cleared from the scene.

The Sellersville Volunteer Fire Department shared photos from the crash scene on Facebook.

"The cause of the incident is under investigation," the fire department said.
 
Here's footage from the scene of the accident:
 

Our sons cry the tears of chicken nugger-less children.
Our sons weep in the corner, they are starving...starving for the chicken nugger.
 
Nooo! Not the heckin' nuggarinos! Not the things that could have been made into far more filling and protein rich lower calorie grilled chicken breast instead!

Reddit BTFO'd. God once again with the last laugh.
 
this clearly proves the scientific reality of Tendie Master Race and the untermensch nature of mere nuggies
Both fall to the grilled chicken master race! The carbs on your precious tendies make you weak and fat, while the true chicken enjoyers grow strong and mighty! One day you will bow down to your PC gaming, power lifting, chicken grilling betters as your women beg to have our massive dicks impregnate them while they feel our massive muscles, swollen with the purest protein known to man!

But not all hope is lost, my friend. Your mother will still make you your tendies after the Mogening is complete.
 
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