Line Of The Day

[chimpburgers]

1. 3 minutes agoKatsuKitty:
   oh man i'm actually fucking doing this
2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/217.jpg?1442843607 3 minutes agoJudge Holden:
   @ @KatsuKitty, killing yourself? FINALLY!
3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/8/8506.jpg?1450510693 2 minutes agoCave:
   oh my
4. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/217.jpg?1442843607 2 minutes agoJudge Holden:
   dont let the door of life hit you on the way out. enjoy tranny spastic hell
5. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/217.jpg?1442843607 2 minutes agoJudge Holden:
   dont worry, we wont miss you
6. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/217.jpg?1442843607 2 minutes agoJudge Holden:
   heck we wont even remember you come next week
7. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/217.jpg?1442843607 1 minute agoJudge Holden:
   .......shit you aint actually killin yourself are you katsu?
8. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/217.jpg?1442843607 1 minute agoJudge Holden:
   will be kinda awkward if you were
9. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/23.jpg?1448052016 A moment agoKatsuKitty:
   @ @Judge Holden, hormones
10. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/23.jpg?1448052016 A moment agoKatsuKitty:
    like i think it finally set in for me

 

[Trombonista]

Loving those Rev60 screenshots. TIL that not only can a turd be rolled around in glitter, it can also be dunked in fluorescent paint.

 

[Joan Nyan]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/231.jpg?1450520832 A moment ago yawning sneasel:
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2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/231.jpg?1450520832 A moment ago yawning sneasel:
   @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery,
3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/231.jpg?1450520832 A moment ago yawning sneasel:
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4. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/231.jpg?1450520832 A moment ago yawning sneasel:
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5. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/231.jpg?1450520832 A moment ago yawning sneasel:
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6. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/231.jpg?1450520832 A moment ago yawning sneasel:
   @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery,
7. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/231.jpg?1450520832 A moment ago yawning sneasel:
   @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery,
8. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/231.jpg?1450520832 A moment ago yawning sneasel:
   @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery,
9. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/231.jpg?1450520832 A moment ago yawning sneasel:
   @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery,
10. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/231.jpg?1450520832 A moment ago yawning sneasel:
    @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery,
11. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/231.jpg?1450520832 A moment ago yawning sneasel:
    @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery,
12. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/231.jpg?1450520832 A moment ago yawning sneasel:
    @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery,
13. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/231.jpg?1450520832 A moment ago yawning sneasel:
    @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery, @ @cumrobbery

 

[bearycool]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5142.jpg?1450538686 A moment agoValiant:
   dude i like men but i don't wanna stick my dick into them

 

[GS 281]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/23.jpg?1448052016 1 minute ago KatsuKitty:
   yeah here i'll give you something fun to play with hold on
2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/231.jpg?1450520832 1 minute ago yawning sneasel:
   that subway sandwich got bukkaked
3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/7/7421.jpg?1448622085 1 minute ago bearycool:
   @ @KatsuKitty, yup. I'm determined to get this down
4. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/231.jpg?1450520832 1 minute ago yawning sneasel:
   @ @KatsuKitty,
5. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1338.jpg?1451352446 1 minute ago Dynastia:
   h
6. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/23.jpg?1448052016 1 minute ago KatsuKitty:
   fiddle with this
7. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/23.jpg?1448052016 1 minute ago KatsuKitty:
   a lot

 

[YI 457]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5011.jpg?1451182663 1 minute agoGaol updated the MOTD:
   https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/l/5/5753.jpg?1451352110 Pandas Galore is horny. Ban him.
   
   https://kiwifarms.net/styles/custom/emotes/panda.gif
   

 

[GS 281]

All chat is now is deviant homosexual activities and tranny powerleveling. There should be a community watch thread on chat alone.

 

[Pandas Galore]

>pedophiles don't like next
my job here is done

 

[XH 502]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/31.jpg?1448747434 A moment ago Mauvwomyn Shuffleboard:
   Wolves cannot wear three pairs of pants that's just fucking bullshit.

 

[HG 400]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/4/4178.jpg?1428097337 15 minutes agoLastMighty:
   Yo raise your hand if you have had the forbidden fruit of sex
2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/4/4178.jpg?1428097337 6 minutes agoLastMighty:
   Just me? Okay nerds
3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/4/4178.jpg?1428097337 5 minutes agoLastMighty:
   You can send my crown now

 

[ActualKiwi]

Just use my head circumference against his anal circumference bro.

 

[YI 457]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3736.jpg?1440033914 A moment agoTheAmazingAxolotl:
   I would just travel the world and impregnate as many children as I can, write a cleverly-disguised memoir about it, publish it, then kill myself as soon as my digestive system begins failing me
2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3736.jpg?1440033914 A moment agoTheAmazingAxolotl:
   oh gods that typo
3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3736.jpg?1440033914 A moment agoTheAmazingAxolotl:
   *women, not children

 

[AnOminous]

Thanks to this thread for reminding me every day why I stay the fuck out of chat.

 

[GS 281]

Thanks to this thread for reminding me every day why I stay the fuck out of chat.

Just come to chat for a week. You'd straighten shit out pretty well.

 

[CatParty]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/8.jpg?1449318424 A moment agoAlan Pardew:
   No biggy. My idea for trolling (insert lolcow here) would be of a (lolcow's favorite character) cosplayer making a video, where she roundhouse kicks a (lolcow's avatar) while shouting (lolcow's tagline), which is then loaded up on a (lolcow's favorite site).

 

[RP 520]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/8/8647.jpg?1450626894 A moment ago VortekPMD:
   @ @Null, glaive was a dude?!

 

[Pandas Galore]

Existence is an epistemological illusion. Subjective conscious experience delineates an explanatory gap that in turn gives rise to unsatisfactory dualism. In short:

Chris-Chan is empirical and incoherent. Would not deconstruct.

From the Thread "Is Chris Living or Merely Existing"

 

[Trombonista]

No Chris, I can't read a medallion while I'm on the shitter.

 

[HG 400]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3729.jpg?1451448442 A moment agoPhilosophy Zombie:
   The vitriol toward the dobson thread is getting excessive, honestly
2. https://kiwifarms.net/styles/uix_dark/xenforo/avatars/avatar_male_s.png A moment agoUglyOldJafar
   replied to thread Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston).

lol owned

 

[Trombonista]

A lolcow forum without doge ratings is not a lolcow forum I want to post on.