💼 Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

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How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 128 16.9%

  • 1 year

    Votes: 63 8.3%

  • 6 months

    Votes: 86 11.3%

  • 3 months

    Votes: 89 11.7%

  • 1 month

    Votes: 32 4.2%

  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 360 47.5%
  • Total voters
    758
Adam "It ain't right if you're not" White over here with the edgiest I've ever seen him. Thanks for sharing @Monsense
It reminds me of when Boogie1488 said "That's a lot of money for a person of color".

Then we get some creepy fucking interaction with him and his mother. I seriously get some chris-chan raping mother vibes here. EDIT: I am mistaken, it turns out this is when his girlfriend comes in but I find my initial thought this was his mom funny.
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She does act like a mother and also has similar features to Chibi's mom. One would think he hit the total jackpot with her but he is just an emotional vampire who can't seem to be pleased.
 
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Socrates said:
Man it really fucking sucks that Chibi's most recent "quitting the internet" moment just happened to line up with Elon Musk buying Twitter, we missed out on some great content :(
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I don't think he would care in any capacity that Elon bought it out. Chibi only looks out for number 1 first, and underaged girls second.
 
Monsense said:
Not sure if this has been posted before, but just scrolled thru Chibi's old streams and there was one clip literally called "A moment of racial sensitivity".
And here he is joking about "Ouch, you have a black friend? My condolences" and KKK jokes.

View attachment 3217543 I dont know how to download a twitch video and post it here, but in case someone else wants/can do it.


He actually seems a lot happier and like he is enjoying the conversation unlike when he forces his mods to VC with him during his newer streams. I dont like watching twitch streams but I feel like I would prefer watching how he acts here (not because the edgy jokes, just his general personality) than his lispy careful persona he now has.
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Dude, these clips should have been unearthed during that whole "faggot" fiasco. Imagine his reaction if people were going "woah, man, where was your social media break here, nigga!?"
 
Monsense said:
Not sure if this has been posted before, but just scrolled thru Chibi's old streams and there was one clip literally called "A moment of racial sensitivity".
And here he is joking about "Ouch, you have a black friend? My condolences" and KKK jokes.

View attachment 3217543 I dont know how to download a twitch video and post it here, but in case someone else wants/can do it.


He actually seems a lot happier and like he is enjoying the conversation unlike when he forces his mods to VC with him during his newer streams. I dont like watching twitch streams but I feel like I would prefer watching how he acts here (not because the edgy jokes, just his general personality) than his lispy careful persona he now has.
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Skullwhalejelly said:
I am currently downloading all of his twitch VODs with twitch leecher and using some free editing software to clip funny stuff. The problem is that his stream are 5+ hour snoozefest with a few diamonds.

During the 15+ hour Mario stream he gets into it with his mom and talks about a date with his girlfriend.
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Then we get some creepy fucking interaction with him and his mother. I seriously get some chris-chan raping mother vibes here. EDIT: I am mistaken, it turns out this is when his girlfriend comes in but I find my initial thought this was his mom funny.


loveyoumom.mp4

Is there a good place to upload these giant ass streams? I cannot stress enough how fucking boring most of the stream is. Just hours of him sitting in silence as he SPEDRUNS. I am massively cutting down his garbage.
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Maybe he could've been happy. The girl is nothing to write home about sure, but she genuinely seemed like she cared... Only shows the importance of being Based and Nintendo Pilled.
 
Wonathan Joss said:
Dude, these clips should have been unearthed during that whole "faggot" fiasco. Imagine his reaction if people were going "woah, man, where was your social media break here, nigga!?"
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Yeah but the thing is, no one really gave a fuck about him to cancel him lmao, I'm pretty sure he cancelled himself for saying that and removed himself from social media while the rest of Twitter was like "Who are you?"
 
Monsense said:
He actually seems a lot happier and like he is enjoying the conversation unlike when he forces his mods to VC with him during his newer streams
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Man this just makes me sad to watch. He could have been a normal sperg, spergin with his friends and streaming games for the fun of it. He isn't filtering himself for an audience, he's just saying whatever comes to mind and enjoying himself in the moment.

CavemanDCJ didn't just quiet this man's voice, he quieted his soul.
 
At least he used to be self aware...
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I'll never understand why he does that voice when he sings, I mean at some point he just goes full falsetto because he is trying (and failing) to hit the female vocal from the original, when he shouldve just tried to go an octave lower, but even before that he does that weird voice he puts on for singing, not sure how to describe it besides forced (and not good).

Also lmao at him flexing his mic at the end "Ummm achsually I'm using a Yeti mic which is THE best in the market right now"... yet people still thought it sounded like iPhone mic quality.

 
Lobotomized_Chicken said:
What a true CHAD, disregarding both women and human necessities for the sake of the GAME. This is a man who perfectly understands that when you have video game plumber with a magic hat, you don't need ANYTHING else (don't you even THINK about listening to your mother over MARIO himself).

After all, he has everything he needs right in front of him! Sleep? He's EVOLVED to get all the rest he needs from blinking (short blinks of course, don't want to ruin his time). Food? He FEEDS on the light from his TV screen, motherfucker photosynthesizes. Sexual desires? You bet your SWEET FUCKING ASS Mayor Pauline gives him all the erections he needs.

I don't know why you guys are hating on him, this is truly the peak of humanity.
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Why chase poon when you could snatch them moons*, am I right fellow Sigmas??

*It's moons you collect in Odyssey, right? I'm not up on my bing bing wahoo lore.
 
Monsense said:
Not sure if this has been posted before, but just scrolled thru Chibi's old streams and there was one clip literally called "A moment of racial sensitivity".
And here he is joking about "Ouch, you have a black friend? My condolences" and KKK jokes.

View attachment 3217543 I dont know how to download a twitch video and post it here, but in case someone else wants/can do it.


He actually seems a lot happier and like he is enjoying the conversation unlike when he forces his mods to VC with him during his newer streams. I dont like watching twitch streams but I feel like I would prefer watching how he acts here (not because the edgy jokes, just his general personality) than his lispy careful persona he now has.
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Wooooow, there's Chibi, the Ally we all know and love lol. If it weren't for the catfish incident we might have gotten the same wah wah lockdown arc from the resurfacing of this vid.
 
Kumomo said:
What was everyone's favorite Chibi/Aquana moment? (Hard Mode: "I would really prefer if you would be quiet" not allowed.)

I think one of my favorite was when he got a massive """"""Panic attack""""" over Among Us. He really wanted that attention shifted to him.
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Him having a panic attack on among us is pretty fucking funny, also the fact he continued to whine whilst playing fall guys after is just gold.
I also like it when he always gets ignored or told off by e-thots on twitter for being a sex pest simp, always hilarious.

In all seriousness though, someone should make a WatchMojo style top 10 favorite chibi moments video just for the lolz.
 
Monsense said:
Not sure if this has been posted before, but just scrolled thru Chibi's old streams and there was one clip literally called "A moment of racial sensitivity".
And here he is joking about "Ouch, you have a black friend? My condolences" and KKK jokes.

View attachment 3217543 I dont know how to download a twitch video and post it here, but in case someone else wants/can do it.


He actually seems a lot happier and like he is enjoying the conversation unlike when he forces his mods to VC with him during his newer streams. I dont like watching twitch streams but I feel like I would prefer watching how he acts here (not because the edgy jokes, just his general personality) than his lispy careful persona he now has.
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This is the same guy who announced to Twitter how racist his mom is for saying she didn't understand why George Floyd was being called a "hero".
 
Zhoban said:
This is the same guy who announced to Twitter how racist his mom is for saying she didn't understand why George Floyd was being called a "hero".
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Chibi's mom is based sometimes, too bad she was a bad parent and single.

Adam could have definitely being helped if applied the whip properly when he did autistic shit when he was younger.
 
Saint Agustin said:
Adam could have definitely being helped if applied the whip properly when he did autistic shit when he was younger.
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izaya said:
I highly doubt it would have changed him. It would just give him more ammunition for gaining sympathy saying his mom abused him when he was a kid and now he has childhood trauma.
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Whip him for the shit he does intentionally and then for the autistic shit he didn't know any better (as a child) you sit him down and explain in plain English why what he did was wrong, why it hurts others, and why he can't just do that even if it doesn't affect him physically or emotionally on a personal level. An autist can learn to function and understand others like a normal person, but it takes a lot of persistence and challenging the autist on the parents' part, and most give up.
 
Saint Agustin said:
Chibi's mom is based sometimes, too bad she was a bad parent and single.
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Yeah she's a retard too but she's at least aware of what a freak her kid is. One of my favorite chibi mini-sagas is the dxracer one and she played a big role in it

DXRacer has some stupid black friday sale for their plastic seats and chibi missed it by a day and freaked out, messaging them on twitter trying to get a special deal. They let him order a chair at the black friday rate so he was very excited. That night his mom must have given him a good talking to because the next day he tweeted at them asking them to justify their high prices for the chair he already ordered at a discounted special rate and after not getting any response, he tweeted again at them asking "if they have any jobs available within their company". No I am not paraphrasing and they did not respond to that either

The chair gets there and he of course has to stream himself putting it together, which took 5x as long as it should have and he got in the chair and looked mildly uncomfortable and couldn't even really pretend to enjoy it all that much. He then realized that his mom might have been right but he still had to justify the expense so he developed a fantastic idea: use the chair as the centerpiece of a birthday present for his mom. The grand reveal was he was going to play jackbox or one of those games on stream with his mom for her birthday and she had to sit in the cool new chair.

The day finally comes and he drags her down into the lair and she's lookin fairly fuckin annoyed and very fuckin unimpressed when she sits down in the gamerseat. She was not feeling the idea of being on his stream but she indulged him because she knows her son is a retard and you're supposed to show interest in their shit so they don't flip their lid and they started playing the game with his community and her mood changed from annoyed to amused once some trolls made their way in to answer questions like "what's your greatest wish" with stuff like "that my deadbeat son would move out." Once she started laughing at that stuff he got pretty quiet and just rode it out until the game ended and that was that and he never did get that job within their company
 
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