Homeowner Discovers Five Bears Living Underneath Her House - She could bear-ly stand the shock when she found out

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Homeowner discovers five bears living underneath her house

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A homeowner who heard unusual sounds underneath her Lake Tahoe, Calif., house discovered a family of five bears had been hibernating underneath the home.


A California homeowner who heard a rumbling coming from under her house during the winter was shocked when spring arrived with an answer: there were five bears living underneath the home.

The homeowner told animal rescue group the BEAR League that she and other residents of her house had heard a rumbling sound under the home during the winter that sounded like snoring.


"The neighbors said they were imagining it because they didn't hear anything," the BEAR League wrote in a Facebook post.

The homeowner discovered the sound was not her imagination when spring arrived and she heard the unmistakable sounds of a mother bear waking up under the house.

"We arrived immediately. We un-invited Mama Bear, not yet aware there were four more bears under the house," the BEAR League said.

The group said the mother bear had given birth to three cubs last year and ended up adopting a fourth cub that had been orphaned.

"It was quite the scene to then watch the four yearling cubs emerge from the opening and join together on the other side of the fence to venture forth into 2022," the BEAR League wrote.
 
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She should've armored them up and stormed the home owner's association with her fleet of bears.
 
Well I just walk in while they are at work, make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and watch Animal Planet on the TV. And post here if their computer is running.
 
She had a bunch of free bears who would have done her bidding, but no she had to be a cunt about it.
 
Zoe Quinn: “I’m offended there’s a news story about 5 bears and no one worried about whether that would remind me of my TRAUMA!”
 
The homeowner told animal rescue group the BEAR League that she and other residents of her house had heard a rumbling sound under the home during the winter that sounded like snoring.
Goddamnit, that's adorable. Now I want 5 bears to snore under my house.
 
Couldn't ask for a better security guard than a hungry grizzly when you think about it.

Except when it eats you, of course.
 
Oh so when the human woman saunters into the bears' house and eats their porridge and sleeps in their beds then it's "just right!", but as soon as the shoe is on the other foot everyone fucking loses their minds, huh? That's prejudice, my friend.
 
"Family of Five Bears Surprised To Discover Human Woman Living Above Their House"

"Honestly it's kind of cute but it does worry us a little," states Gronk, father of three.
 
Seriously, they came to her. She had her own personal bear army that could take out her enemies with one swipe of the paw. Shamefur dispray.
I know! How dare she insult the Bear God Ursun by rejecting his offering of five bear servants for her.
 
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