DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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So when the 40 year old man can't control his immediate emotions, don't listen to him. Only listen to him when he's gathered his thoughts and made an official review of the game.

This is his tagline on his channel btw:

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@Wasabi Panda Exactly. Just last week he announced he was making a review of Elden Ring because he seen too many reviewers giving it a 10 out f 10..... this dude...
 
Didn't he directly contradict this at one point trying to cover for the evidence of his gambling by saying some account couldn't be his because he changed his phone number?
Not even that. He was trying to be coy with moronmoria and responded to questions about the line account by saying "what if I had changed my phone number" but in about a week he was on stream admitting he hadn't changed it when asked a question about Rambo. He never directly said he changed his number.
 
Cuphead DLC was expected 6-7 years ago

Cuphead came out 5 years ago
DLC was announced 4 years ago

OK THEN!

Loves back to the future, his favorite scene is when Biff gets manure (shit) dumped on his face which was in 2 cause "he" had the hoverboard and playing the guitar at the end of 1 were his favorite scenes of the entire trilogy...

yeah sure, why not....nothing else was more memorable in all 3 movies than the end of BTTF 1 and cow shit being dumped on someone. No scat fetish btw
 
Dude follows DSP, so I'm pressing X to doubt.
Confirmed via channel ID that we have another failed streamer coming in to suck on DSP's gouty toes. His $50 tip said "this is the real Lorespade" (as if anyone is supposed to know who the hell that is).

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Here's just a taste of this fat faggot's amazing content:
 
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@Wasabi Panda Exactly. Just last week he announced he was making a review of Elden Ring because he seen too many reviewers giving it a 10 out f 10..... this dude...

HULLO everyone. Ultimately, the graphics are great and it does a lot of things correctly. But in some ways leaves me wanting a little more robust gameplay. Sadly, I give it a mixed bag 8.85 hogan gem damage out of 10. *SNORT*
 
DSP - 10/10 means the game is perfect and their a bunch of journalist shills, tune in when I give the real score for elden ring
Also DSP - Number scores are meaningless and you're stupid if you listen to them

Kids, drink responsibly...
It's like he knows that he'll give it a bad score but still put it on his games of the year list. However instead of fixing his retarded logic, he just expects no one to notice or call him out for it and just continue to lower their standards for his dumb shit. Plus we know how much stock that he puts into the reviews with him using them to dodge games that he thinks he won't make money on.
 
Combat veteran??

I thought at first he was retarded but now i'm thinking he might've been shot in the head.
Not gonna claim one thing or another; but one, there's a lot of stolen valor on the internet, and especially in gamer circles. Second, even if they were 03 door kickers or whatever; there's a number of combat vets who don't live up to the idea. When I was playing World of Warcraft: Burning Crusade, joined one of the better raiding guilds on the server, like one or two weeks after being allowed in on a raid, log on one day; the guild bank is empty and about 25% of the members are gone. Raid Lead (Army Infantry) was trying to steal the Guild Master's Wife, tried to spark a revolt in the guild, and when that failed, looted the bank and fucked off to another server.

Dude loved talking about doing shit in Iraq, then when he gets home he tries this shit, when the guild was doing fine progression wise. If you're gonna assume anyone in an online gaming area is former combat arms, always assume they're a narcissist, because those are the best odds.
 
Phil: "there was a time where people were clicking on *ALL* my ads even for the ones they werent interested in and I was making so MUCH money, but youtube didn't like that so they kicked me out of Google ads program"
See shit like this is why i think my idea of a community sourced lore thread via event, date and clip posts in a thread is key. Pigpiggo would help a lot too.

This is no joke, probably the 5th different rewriting of the event. I almost want to watch back to back (to back to back, like drake) takes on this event to see how far he deviates from the story.

Maybe next retelling he will channel the other pig on the forum with "MAYBE IT WAS YOU WHO TOLD EVERYONE TO CLICK ON THE ADS".
 
No disrespect to combat vets, but the role of infantryman in the U.S. Army doesn't require a ton of qualifications...
One of my friends got out like 6 years ago. She would bitch to me all the time about having to serve the less-than-honorable E9's their discharge papers.

Imagine being such a fuckup thst not even the US army wants to deal with you.

I watched the entire ATK and have half a mind to watch it again just to tear his arguments apart. So much bullshit was said in this stream.
 
No disrespect to combat vets, but the role of infantryman in the U.S. Army doesn't require a ton of qualifications...
Not only that, but I dislike people who seem to make their tour of duty a part of their identity as a civilian. It reminds me of people who peaked in high school. My dad is a Gulf War veteran and he doesn't go out of his way to remind everyone that he's a vet. He doesn't wear those veteran caps at Walmart and he doesn't have it plastered in bold letters on his social media that he's some great warrior or freedom fighter or whatever.
 
I have to say that dude looks pretty normal compared to most of the other DSP fans we’ve seen actual pictures of.

I anticipate someone digging up his Twitter account where he posts My Little Pony porn and diaper selfies anytime now.
 
Confirmed via channel ID that we have another failed streamer coming in to suck on DSP's gouty toes. His $50 tip said "this is the real Lorespade" (as if anyone is supposed to know who the hell that is).

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Here's just a taste of this fat faggot's amazing content:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZoISSTeWwjM

No bullshit, I thought my playback speed setting was changed to slower when I saw this video. It was just him talking slow.

Now, im not gonna jump on the guy just because he gave Phil money. It doesn't automatically make you a complete idiot or a bad person, hell, most f the people here were fans first until you figured out who DSP actually was. I just wanna know why do these people just pop up so randomly to show support.

I have to say that dude looks pretty normal compared to most of the other DSP fans we’ve seen actual pictures of.

Exactly. DSP's hardcore fanbase are all... and I mean ALL, have a mental issue, in a wheelchair, and/or an overall social degenerate. This guy drinking a lil too much and streaming some obscure game is the most normal fan i've ever seen in the years i've unfortunately casually spent following DSP's bullshit.
 
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So when the 40 year old man can't control his immediate emotions, don't listen to him. Only listen to him when he's gathered his thoughts and made an official review of the game.

This is his tagline on his channel btw:

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@Wasabi Panda Exactly. Just last week he announced he was making a review of Elden Ring because he seen too many reviewers giving it a 10 out f 10..... this dude...
Didn't he give a game 9.5/10 and refer to it as a "mixed bag"? So yes, the number is meaningless to him for some weird reason.

Elden Ring? 2.5/10 I loved it.
 
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