🦊 Furry Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Norman B. Normal]

I hope Lou makes it. It's going to be glorious.

Oh, Lord, Lou at Anthrocon is my white whale. For reasons I can't be fucked to go back and look into, we have no fossil record of Lou at Anthrocon, and COVID has scuppered our plans to observe him in his natural environment over the past 2 years. I swear I'm halfway tempted to attend myself just to collect intel, until I realize that would mean flying across the country to attend a furry convention on my own dime just to spy on the world's most pathetic piece of shit, and I just haven't fallen that far yet.

 

[Kane Lives]

Oh, Lord, Lou at Anthrocon is my white whale. For reasons I can't be fucked to go back and look into, we have no fossil record of Lou at Anthrocon, and COVID has scuppered our plans to observe him in his natural environment over the past 2 years. I swear I'm halfway tempted to attend myself just to collect intel, until I realize that would mean flying across the country to attend a furry convention on my own dime just to spy on the world's most pathetic piece of shit, and I just haven't fallen that far yet.

I'm sure there's enough furries lurking here that one may conceivably attend AC to document Lou in action.

 

[tofu dog]

I'm sure there's enough furries lurking here that one may conceivably attend AC to document Lou in action.

I'm in the area, so if Lou confirms without a doubt that he's attending, I will strongly consider it. The temptation is there, I want to lay to rest the argument about how tall and wide he is.

 

[Pinball 2000]

I'm sure there's enough furries lurking here that one may conceivably attend AC to document Lou in action.

On one hand, there are literally thousands of furries taking pics and video at most conventions, so if Lou shows up, I guarantee he'll inevitably show up in the background of a few photos. On the other hand, someone who claimed they knew Lou IRL stated that when they roomed with him at previous Anthrocons, Lou spent 90% of the event in the room on multiple ipads, so even if he does show up, good luck finding him, let alone getting a picture (if any lurkers are going to AC, please don't be a ween and harass Lou IRL just for a photo).

Sidenote: the person who gave their anecdotes about rooming with Lou seems to have wiped their posts, but fortunately other kiwis quoted the original posts to reply. Now that's not suspicious at all.

 

[Athena's Biggest Fan]

Sidenote: the person who gave their anecdotes about rooming with Lou seems to have wiped their posts, but fortunately other kiwis quoted the original posts to reply. Now that's not suspicious at all.

That's because the person in question pulled some vagueposting bullshit in the Personal LOLcows thread and subsequently got torn apart for it. They also learned why one of the primary rules on the Farms is to not pick a username that is the same as you use elsewhere.

It didn't even dawn on me that he'd had crossover with Lou until you pointed back to the scrubbed posts.

 

[Rich Evans Ayypologist]

It has a tendency to be pretty warm in the 'burgh on anthrocon weekend, and in general you're talking about a sizeable-enough metro area where the furries go sight-seeing in what is an otherwise fairly sleepy downtown area. You could pretty easily go on safari and not run into chubbus even if he's out and about, and that's not to mention the absolute smell of so many people sweating in suits who tend on average to be a little lacking in the hygienic field anyways.

You could try to camp outside a fast food joint down there, but you might spend eternity waiting anyways. If you don't enjoy the thought of just watching a very morbid, somewhat unsettling circus wandering around town - it's really not worth the effort.

 

[Iron Hamster]

No way fattz is going to anthraxocon and possibly putting his immunocompromised family in danger. That would make him a liar and hypocrite! .

 

[Sintharia]

It has a tendency to be pretty warm in the 'burgh on anthrocon weekend, and in general you're talking about a sizeable-enough metro area where the furries go sight-seeing in what is an otherwise fairly sleepy downtown area. You could pretty easily go on safari and not run into chubbus even if he's out and about, and that's not to mention the absolute smell of so many people sweating in suits who tend on average to be a little lacking in the hygienic field anyways.

You could try to camp outside a fast food joint down there, but you might spend eternity waiting anyways. If you don't enjoy the thought of just watching a very morbid, somewhat unsettling circus wandering around town - it's really not worth the effort.

It'd probably be relatively easy -- just wait for the earthquake and look up the street.

In truth though, the pattern of observed behavior with Lou is that he stays in his hotel room and whines the entire weekend about everything and everyone.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

It'd probably be relatively easy -- just wait for the earthquake and look up the street.

In truth though, the pattern of observed behavior with Lou is that he stays in his hotel room and whines the entire weekend about everything and everyone.

Just follow the smell of Heinz ketchup, should be distinct enough amongst all those unwashed furries.

 

[Rich Evans Ayypologist]

In truth though, the pattern of observed behavior with Lou is that he stays in his hotel room and whines the entire weekend about everything and everyone.

This is something that I've admittedly wondered about - why's he need a hotel room, exactly? He's really not that far away, and his ass already gets hauled everywhere. I have to imagine it'd be cheaper even just to take a bloody uber that distance than to rent out a hotel room in a busy season. But then, I guess, if he chose that path, he'd have nowhere to stay inside and avoid everyone else.

If anyone in the nearby-ish area really has the will, there's a few fast food joints near the David Lawrence that would surely see curious visitors. You'd just look like a government spook sitting there watching the passerby, mind. Of course, that's also a comfortable little walk away from the Strip, which has a lot of great little restaurants. I wouldn't worry about Lou wandering over there, though, owing to said comfortable little walk.

 

[Iron Hamster]

This is something that I've admittedly wondered about - why's he need a hotel room, exactly? He's really not that far away, and his ass already gets hauled everywhere. I have to imagine it'd be cheaper even just to take a bloody uber that distance than to rent out a hotel room in a busy season.

He could be and pocketing the griftbux.

 

[Slowbro]

This is something that I've admittedly wondered about - why's he need a hotel room, exactly? He's really not that far away, and his ass already gets hauled everywhere. I have to imagine it'd be cheaper even just to take a bloody uber that distance than to rent out a hotel room in a busy season. But then, I guess, if he chose that path, he'd have nowhere to stay inside and avoid everyone else.

He's claimed before that it's the only chance for him to get away from his, "transphobic" family and get some peace and quiet.

 

[M3xus]

But that just raises more questions. If he really needs peace and quiet that badly, couldn't he just rent a room for a few days without needing a special occasion? Most places don't ask you too many questions about why you're staying nowadays, so he doesn't even need to spin a yarn.

Then again, I realized as I typed this that an expense like a hotel would interfere with acquiring electronic shinies.

 

[Solid Snek]

For reference, Lou's RTs have mostly been about convention news. The bulk of them are related to this tolerant convention all the transfurries hate; apparently 2 is going to be there, and the founder shot a bunch of Antifas.

"If you could go back in time and shoot Hitler..."


He's also RTing stuff about Anthrocon directly, plus some generic "quirky cons" (but not TOO quirky! Wouldn't want to allow 2 in the building!):

So yeah, cons are definitely on his mind.
(also cum. Boozy's cum.)


Finally, some random things: Lou uses Google to factcheck a joke about Ireland, spergs about religion, capitalism, capeshit, and I think Lou wants Conor Lamb to be a pedophile...?

 

[Athena's Biggest Fan]

You could try to camp outside a fast food joint down there, but you might spend eternity waiting anyways. If you don't enjoy the thought of just watching a very morbid, somewhat unsettling circus wandering around town - it's really not worth the effort.

Finding Lou in the middle of AnthroCon would be simple.

Just look at the event schedule, make note of every panel that Boozy Badger is on, and then wait outside that room. Lou will show up in an effort to get acknowledged by Boozy.

 

[Spoonomancer]

If any kiwi does go to Anthrocon, please tell us how Lou treats his troon identity.

 

[Sintharia]

This is something that I've admittedly wondered about - why's he need a hotel room, exactly? He's really not that far away, and his ass already gets hauled everywhere. I have to imagine it'd be cheaper even just to take a bloody uber that distance than to rent out a hotel room in a busy season. But then, I guess, if he chose that path, he'd have nowhere to stay inside and avoid everyone else.

If anyone in the nearby-ish area really has the will, there's a few fast food joints near the David Lawrence that would surely see curious visitors. You'd just look like a government spook sitting there watching the passerby, mind. Of course, that's also a comfortable little walk away from the Strip, which has a lot of great little restaurants. I wouldn't worry about Lou wandering over there, though, owing to said comfortable little walk.

It varies from person to person, but a lot of locals like to stay close by to their cons for a variety of reasons that range from "late night dances" to "staycation" to "fuck it, I don't have to make a fucking bed for three days." These people can all afford the cost of staying at the hotel, though, where Lou cannot.

@Spoonomancer if I see anything, I'll let you know. The block party they're advertising looks like it'll be a fascinating opportunity to watch people and furries alike. The city is already beside itself that the furries are coming back this summer.

 

[ten dollars off]

I'll always be amused by the huge, Clockwork Orange-like exaggerated smiles that fursonas have. I just imagine autists that are normally unable to pick up on others' emotions looking at a fursona, and thinking, "OH! OH! I KNOW THAT EXPRESSION! That's a smile! That means they are happy!"

 

[Mountain Dew]

Usually, yeah, which is part of why it's a weird story. Why would Reddit, of all places, ban Lou for voicing a safe political opinion?

I wasn't able to find any mandate sperging on the Celticyinzer archives (or what remains of them), though I guess it's possible he got banned on a different account, too. Skimmed a couple Pittsburgh subreddits and no luck, but who knows how long ago this was, or if any evidence of his posts still remain.

Lou's complained about "unfair bans" in the past - and, when actual screenshots of the ban surfaced, the "unfair bans" invariably turn out to be Lou flipping shit and picking fights with half the community. Can't say with absolute certainty that this is what happened now (assuming Lou's even telling the truth; he could be making up this reddit ban thing as a way of getting pitypats), but if he DID get banned for mask sperging, it's a virtual certainty that he worked hard for the ban.

A bit late on this, but some times Automod removes posts so quickly that they can't even be archived or scrubbed by any of the Reddit scraping websites. I'd imagine Lou told someone to kill themselves, or used no-no words that the filter will catch automatically. My account was suspended from the entirety of Reddit for three days once for calling someone a "fat retard."

 

[The Dude]

It has a tendency to be pretty warm in the 'burgh on anthrocon weekend, and in general you're talking about a sizeable-enough metro area where the furries go sight-seeing in what is an otherwise fairly sleepy downtown area. You could pretty easily go on safari and not run into chubbus even if he's out and about, and that's not to mention the absolute smell of so many people sweating in suits who tend on average to be a little lacking in the hygienic field anyways.

You could try to camp outside a fast food joint down there, but you might spend eternity waiting anyways. If you don't enjoy the thought of just watching a very morbid, somewhat unsettling circus wandering around town - it's really not worth the effort.

Don't forget all the diaperfur degenerates walking around "crinkling", with their own shit, piss and cum caked to their no-no areas. I swear, furfaggots are the most disgusting animals on God's green Earth.

This is something that I've admittedly wondered about - why's he need a hotel room, exactly? He's really not that far away, and his ass already gets hauled everywhere. I have to imagine it'd be cheaper even just to take a bloody uber that distance than to rent out a hotel room in a busy season. But then, I guess, if he chose that path, he'd have nowhere to stay inside and avoid everyone else.

If anyone in the nearby-ish area really has the will, there's a few fast food joints near the David Lawrence that would surely see curious visitors. You'd just look like a government spook sitting there watching the passerby, mind. Of course, that's also a comfortable little walk away from the Strip, which has a lot of great little restaurants. I wouldn't worry about Lou wandering over there, though, owing to said comfortable little walk.

So he can waste yet more of other people's money on something he doesn't actually need, of course. And so that he can feel like a big boy adult, all on his own and independent.