🪦 Deceased Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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Police departments, especially smaller ones like Lee Summit, will sell off confiscated guns and guns used in crimes every few years to local gun dealers. If I lived close by I'd be cruising the local gun shops looking for a cheap FN 5.7 in a couple of years.
 
AnOminous said:
At least we know the gun works.
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It's funny also to consider all that stupid shit stayed in a pile behind his streaming desk undisturbed since the moment he moved in to the downgrade house because his mom was too sick to come over and just tidy up for him like usual. That family finished up like some shitty short story V.C. Andrews chose not to publish.
 
RapidUnplannedDisassembly said:
It's funny also to consider all that stupid shit stayed in a pile behind his streaming desk undisturbed since the moment he moved in to the downgrade house because his mom was too sick to come over and just tidy up for him like usual. That family finished up like some shitty short story V.C. Andrews chose not to publish.
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For Sale: Clown shoes, heavily worn.
 
How funny would it be if it turned out that Lowtax didn't even mean to shoot himself and was just doing some wacky zany skit for a video but forgot the gun was loaded
 
BlueSpark said:
How funny would it be if it turned out that Lowtax didn't even mean to shoot himself and was just doing some wacky zany skit for a video but forgot the gun was loaded
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I'm pretty sure the double funeral for him and his cancer-ridden mom will make more people laugh than his video would.
 
Doctor Jizzmopper said:
There is nobody on this planet that misses Lowtax. Crazy but true.
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Are you sure about that? I can think of one:

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pseudoreal said:
Immediate family excepted, I assume.
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Doubtful. He was pill-headed manchild narcist who gave zero fucks about anyone other than Richard Kyanka at this exact second; Richard Kyanka 5 minutes from now can go fuck himself. His (surviving, lol) family is probably the most relieved he's gone.
 
Suction Bucket said:
Jeffrey will hand-wring eternally on head scratchers like "should we ban a paedophile" and "is it okay that CSPAM is a frothing hive of the mentally ill", and "is it okay that this tranny is running around threatening murder" and seems totally incapable of making a decision without a baying QCS mob forcing his hand.

There are two exceptions to this:
1) Mocking Logan Day
2) Mentioning you read KiwiFarms.

Both of these get you an instant, hard-and-fast ban or perma, no consultation, no takebacks, usually not even a Leper Colony entry, no attempt to be Mr. Friendly SA Man, kaboom. Which suggests that he's got/wants a personal connection to Logan, and that he's frightened of doxxing. People with nothing to hide do not fear the Doxx, so there's definitely something.

However, he's a big Clout Guy. He's in all the Discords and off-sites and game servers, trying to play with his bought friends, so he's gonna be self-disclosing somewhere. And he really really wants to be a FYAD Kool Kid, and your average FYAD dude is a gossipy high school bitch in a paunchy middle aged body, so eventually either some angry nerd's gonna spill some beans, or Logan's gonna take a mood swing and start blasting. So the fuse is lit, we just gotta wait for the boom.
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Wild crackpot theory: Lowtax managed to finally pull off something spectacular and successfully faked his own death.

Jeffrey is Lowtax's alt parachute account, carefully managed in ways uncharacteristic of the tax man and his natural penchant for half-assed measures and general laziness.

Lowtax keeps SA, gets out of debt, maintains a sizable stream of income and has the adoration of the forums as a whole.
 
It's been a few months since he bit the dust, but his death really was pathetically sad. He killed himself over $350 per month in child support because he was a lazy shit and a deadbeat until the day he died. Goddamn.

And to think if he hadn't passed up all the wasted opportunities he had and hadn't driven himself into a ridiculously self-destructive spiral, he probably wouldn't be dead right now.

What an utter waste of human life.
 
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