DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Kheapathic]

Phil, we have the best autists counting your dollars as they come in, looking at your paperwork, and listening in to your bank transactions. I'm not poor or destitute, but I eat low-key cheap, less than $50 a week, and that includes getting two half-gallons of orange juice. I can buy a carton of 18 eggs for under $4, a box of 20 oatmeal packets for like $6, a block of cheese from $3 - $7 depending on what size, and some sort of meat products depending on what I'm feeling from $8 - $15. I could also get a six-pack of chicken breasts for still under $15 right now. There's also 20lb bags of rice for like $10-$12, which is like a once every three month purchase. Frozen vegetables are also still reasonable, a week's worth for about $7 or so. The prices I've seen rise the most are processed meats, like Oscar Meyer bologna has damn near doubled in price over the past year. Not everything is cheap, but there's enough to play around with and try to have some variance from week to week.

The amount of money you can save by having simple meals; not ones with all those twenty-dollar adjectives you throw in, can really fucking help you save money. I know you won't, because you think having to eat means gourmet food delivered by a 9-to-5 sucker, but if you were serious about not being poor, food, you can buy a week's worth of food for the two or three fast food / restaurant meals you would have in a day.

Todd Rogers is future DSP:

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I'd laugh my ass off if some sperg made a two hour documentary about how Phil really didn't earn 4th place at EVO and he was lying the entire time... ... ... Oh holy shit, he's wearing an Empire Arcadia shirt. Sorry, but Phil would never wear anything associated with Tri-Force.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

He's almost two knuckles deep, what the fuck is this beast?

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Ah so that's why his hands were sticky and had to go wash them.

 

[you_get_snu snu]

This is an absolute top tier rant, you can tell he is furious that his fans haven't been stepping up. But of course it works, as 2 x $50 tips come in.

Of course it works. The more i think the worst will happen the more i start feeling like the clown here. His "fans" are the problem. Always have been. He's literally an unkillable roach.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

And for her birthday, Burger King.

Nevar forget the Jizzburg Deluxe

 

[PenskeMaterial]

At this point I'm convinced thots who do gang bangs have more dignity than PP Burnell.

Only things keeping him from necking himself are Gin and Olympic tier mental gymnastics. This 'man' is so fucked it's mind boggling.

 

[UaineRunei]

Of course it works. The more i think the worst will happen the more i start feeling like the clown here. His "fans" are the problem. Always have been. He's literally an unkillable roach.

Well, as long as he keeps providing those amazing meltdowns, I don't really care how much money he makes.

Regarding his whales (the real ones, not the dude from 4Chan), they got all the chances in the world to finally realize that giving him money is useless.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Has anyone needled him about detractor channels getting the Superthanks thing before him?

 

[Sicko Hunter]

This was hilarious. In regards to his wedding anniversary with his horse:
"We didn't do anything, we couldn't. Got no money, and no time to do anything. That's just...that's adult life man."

Mature adult No money Too busy

The fact he is playing a children's game while saying this is just icing on the cake, it's almost absurd.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Hwu-fdxSqWo

If anyone needed more solid evidence Kat is Phil's roommate and this is zero love between them this is it.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

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Guilt tripping your fans for an hour, banging on about how poor you are, claiming you're "FUCKED" when in reality it just means you'll have to have a sandwich for lunch instead of ordering out. Peak DSP. Look at the disgust in his face when he contemplates having a normal meal instead of $40 worth of Door Dash.

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Skin tone and whites of his eyes same color lol

 

[JimiHendrix]

phil really the best example that you don't ever have to be a poor person at any point in your life to have that poor person mentality.

i got an 80$ commission and i'm holding it because i just don't like spending money.

phil gets 700$ and it's gone in under an hour.

 

[SojiroSakura]

He's already reached his goals, how long until he cries about "we haven't had a tip in x minutes guys." (Unless it already happened and I'm late)

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Imagine being married to someone who tells you they are "too busy" and there's "not enough money" to do something for your anniversary. Three years in a row.

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

phil really the best example that you don't ever have to be a poor person at any point in your life to have that poor person mentality.

i got an 80$ commission and i'm holding it because i just don't like spending money.

phil gets 700$ and it's gone in under an hour.

That's dedication to a cause alright

And why he can't save as well...
Basic functions is what he lacks in finances, or business....

Or just life in general..

Well, the lols continue onward

 

[Chose To Be One]

Phil has this condition. It's called chronic laziness. He's so lazy that he will forgo doing things that would actually make things easier because it would mean doing some work now to avoid more work later. Full circle laziness. So lazy that your laziness causes you to do extra work.

Someone donated Phil a stream deck quite a while ago. Stream decks are basically required for anyone who streams for a living because they make doing things so much easier. Phil has this thing somewhere in his "office," still sitting in the box because apparently it requires Windows 10. He doesn't have windows 10 on his streaming computer because he believes it can't handle it, which is hilarious. He's been setting up for an extreme begment to replace basically everything in his set up. He even dangled the carrot of using a green screen hoping people will buy him a premade pc (he could easily upgrade his current one), a new camera , a mic and a capture card. Upgrading your pc?? That's for peasants. Phil needs to replace everything. He needs the new streamer starter pack, even though he's been doing this for over a decade.

I'm not sure if that's sad or fucking hilarious. The man is a tragedy and a comedy show at the same time.

This was hilarious. In regards to his wedding anniversary with his horse:
"We didn't do anything, we couldn't. Got no money, and no time to do anything. That's just...that's adult life man."

Mature adult No money Too busy

The fact he is playing a children's game while saying this is just icing on the cake, it's almost absurd.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Hwu-fdxSqWo

"I don't have enough money for the wedding anniversary", he said while playing a brand new 60$ game with a brand new PS5 in the background, while also streaming multiple 60$ games on his channel.
That has to be some sort of a joke.

 

[Local Degenerate]

You know, I'll actually stick up for Phil on the anniversary thing...kind of. Hear me out.

Marriage to most people isn't as big a deal as it used to be. To some, me and Mrs. Degenerate included, it's just a stupid piece of paper the government makes you sign for tax and medical reasons, I.E. If someone does the world a favor and runs my autistic ass over, she can't come into the hospital room until I wake up and tell them it's ok, unless we sign a paper. So, to us, our anniversary constantly slips by, because neither of us give a hot shit about when we signed that paper.

That being said, we're also the types to make time to enjoy lives at least once a month. Go out to dinner, see a movie, what most people consider a date night. So, most celebrations fall to the side, because, well, just roll it into when we normally go out. We were also together for years before we signed the paper, so, we were effectively married damn near a decade ago, and the paper just made the government acknowledge it. We're kind of past the point of really giving a shit about the exact day.

I bust out the power level like that to point out the difference here: Phil and Khet do NOT make time to enjoy their lives. They don't have monthly date nights, where they go out and celebrate life or enjoy one another's company. They're both such bad shut ins even the fucking shut in autists make fun of them. To them, 'going out' is physically going to burger king. They are the types of people who *should* celebrate anniversaries, because it's actually an occasion to celebrate and go out.

Also, they weren't a live in couple for any amount of time before their 'marriage', Phil realized he could get a maid, Khet realized she could mooch off an e-begger, bing bang boom, horse marriage. They don't have the excuse of 'it's been so long, we don't even think about it.' Mind, I don't think Khet gives a fuck either. So, it's not like Phil is just being an autist and refusing to drop the money or time on his beloved horse. Neither of them give a shit about this sham.

TL;DR: As marriages lose their 'special' status, so too do anniversaries. Also, Phil and Khet are less married, more room-mates, so why should they do anything?

Edited to remove sticking up for Phil, since he's not covered by my point here.

 

[myone]

I can't recall seeing this level of carpet-bomb begging before.

I absolutely fucking adore this phrase. I'm gonna steal it and use it.

I find it hard to believe a woman forgot her own wedding anniversary. 3 years in and he's ready to take it for granted

It's hard to imagine how much the horse has to have checked out of this relationship for her to forget their anniversary. I can believe it, but it's rather telling about the state of their marriage. They're really just roommates.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

he still doesn't know about arts of war....

EDIT - I'm sorry the what said there's a spear?

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxyVkqEV0OgekT4cL---aHnTw3Y7uy8KdT

 

[Mr. Brown]

You know, I'll actually stick up for Phil on the anniversary thing...kind of. Hear me out.

Marriage to most people isn't as big a deal as it used to be. To some, me and Mrs. Degenerate included, it's just a stupid piece of paper the government makes you sign for tax and medical reasons, I.E. If someone does the world a favor and runs my autistic ass over, she can't come into the hospital room until I wake up and tell them it's ok, unless we sign a paper. So, to us, our anniversary constantly slips by, because neither of us give a hot shit about when we signed that paper.

That being said, we're also the types to make time to enjoy lives at least once a month. Go out to dinner, see a movie, what most people consider a date night. So, most celebrations fall to the side, because, well, just roll it into when we normally go out. We were also together for years before we signed the paper, so, we were effectively married damn near a decade ago, and the paper just made the government acknowledge it. We're kind of past the point of really giving a shit about the exact day.

I bust out the power level like that to point out the difference here: Phil and Khet do NOT make time to enjoy their lives. They don't have monthly date nights, where they go out and celebrate life or enjoy one another's company. They're both such bad shut ins even the fucking shut in autists make fun of them. To them, 'going out' is physically going to burger king. They are the types of people who *should* celebrate anniversaries, because it's actually an occasion to celebrate and go out.

Also, they weren't a live in couple for any amount of time before their 'marriage', Phil realized he could get a maid, Khet realized she could mooch off an e-begger, bing bang boom, horse marriage. They don't have the excuse of 'it's been so long, we don't even think about it.' Mind, I don't think Khet gives a fuck either. So, it's not like Phil is just being an autist and refusing to drop the money or time on his beloved horse. Neither of them give a shit about this sham.

TL;DR: As marriages lose their 'special' status, so too do anniversaries. Also, Phil and Khet are less married, more room-mates, so why should they do anything?

What you said would make sense if Phil didn't make such a huge deal out of his "family" and his perfect wife...

He enjoys his family so much that he can't take a day off to celebrate it... But he will go out, buy special balloons and celebrate his own birthday for an entire week.

I understand that after years and years anniversaries might just be another day, but this is year 3 lmao

This is just more laziness from Phil. He would rather spend every single night drinking gin and playing mobile games like some autistic child scared to leave his comfort zone.

Edit: Phil has wanted to go to the zoo with kat for 3 years and it's not happened lmao.... He's not willing to spend $100 to take her to the fucking zoo while he spends $1000's per month on mobile games.

 

[you_get_snu snu]

You know, I'll actually stick up for Phil on the anniversary thing...kind of. Hear me out.

Marriage to most people isn't as big a deal as it used to be. To some, me and Mrs. Degenerate included, it's just a stupid piece of paper the government makes you sign for tax and medical reasons, I.E. If someone does the world a favor and runs my autistic ass over, she can't come into the hospital room until I wake up and tell them it's ok, unless we sign a paper. So, to us, our anniversary constantly slips by, because neither of us give a hot shit about when we signed that paper.

That being said, we're also the types to make time to enjoy lives at least once a month. Go out to dinner, see a movie, what most people consider a date night. So, most celebrations fall to the side, because, well, just roll it into when we normally go out. We were also together for years before we signed the paper, so, we were effectively married damn near a decade ago, and the paper just made the government acknowledge it. We're kind of past the point of really giving a shit about the exact day.

I bust out the power level like that to point out the difference here: Phil and Khet do NOT make time to enjoy their lives. They don't have monthly date nights, where they go out and celebrate life or enjoy one another's company. They're both such bad shut ins even the fucking shut in autists make fun of them. To them, 'going out' is physically going to burger king. They are the types of people who *should* celebrate anniversaries, because it's actually an occasion to celebrate and go out.

Also, they weren't a live in couple for any amount of time before their 'marriage', Phil realized he could get a maid, Khet realized she could mooch off an e-begger, bing bang boom, horse marriage. They don't have the excuse of 'it's been so long, we don't even think about it.' Mind, I don't think Khet gives a fuck either. So, it's not like Phil is just being an autist and refusing to drop the money or time on his beloved horse. Neither of them give a shit about this sham.

TL;DR: As marriages lose their 'special' status, so too do anniversaries. Also, Phil and Khet are less married, more room-mates, so why should they do anything?

He had a full birthday celebration week. And had a marathon even on his actual birthday where he got thousands in handouts. He planned this and put time aside to do this. He bought balloons and that dumb birthday horn thing. She even baked him a cake and he treated himself to Hawaiian food. But not a single consideration for their anniversary? I dont know about you but if an anniversary is not as special anymore you would think a birthday is even less special. I cant imagine my husband celebrating his birthday in his room in front of a computer all day and not a single day with me. That shit is wild.

 

[Local Degenerate]

Phil's fucking retarded -snip-

and celebrates his own birthday *Week* more than his anniversiery -snip-

Don't get me wrong, you're both right. I worded myself wrong by saying 'defending *Phil*', more 'defending not celebrating anniversaries.'

Hence why I pointed out Phil and Khet aren't covered by my post, just, you know, actual people, not pig roaches.