Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

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How well is the war this going for Russia?

  • ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Blyatskrieg

    Votes: 249 10.6%

  • ⭐⭐⭐⭐ I ain't afraid of no Ghost of Kiev

    Votes: 278 11.8%

  • ⭐⭐⭐ Competent attack with some upsets

    Votes: 796 33.7%

  • ⭐⭐ Stalemate

    Votes: 659 27.9%

  • ⭐ Ukraine takes back Crimea 2022

    Votes: 378 16.0%
  • Total voters
    2,360
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Russian convoy passes through the town of Mangush on their way to Mariupol (link)



I first saw this video on the @TpyxaNews Twitter account, but the video was so blurry that I had a hard time finding the Z's. This was me trying to find them

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Borscht said:
More fresh boomer takes from the dinner table.

- The entire world is now against us! (spoken as if it was a good thing)
- Uh, yeah. Has it ever occured to you that MAYBE it is because we are in the wrong?
- No, it's because the entire world dances to America's tune and AMERICA HATES US AND WANTED TO BOMB US IN 1946. You are stupid.

I love my family but sometimes it is getting a bit too much.
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America and the rest of the world hates you though.

Why do you think you are always the villain in our films?

If not you then a person from the middle east.
 
MarvinTheParanoidAndroid said:
Joe Biden is rockin' this vibe about now.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ly10r6m_-n8:22
India, ever heard of it?
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Most people think "plastic shit" when they think of China, but it's also stuff like light bulbs, fuses, capacitors, electric motors (everything from fan motors to electric window motors), etc, none of which India makes or has the industrial infrastructure to make.

If we were to move manufacturing from China to India, we're looking at a decade or more to catch up while Americans will simply have to go without things like repairing their cars or installing new ceiling fans.

We also won't do it for the same reason we support Ukraine in the Donbas war, Saudi Arabia in the Yemen war, and turn a blind eye toward any and all human rights abuses in China. China pays a lot of money to US politicians. The #1 driver of foreign policy in the 21st century is who's bribing whom. Geopolitical concerns are secondary. The only way for US-driven manufacturing to move to India is for India to out-bribe China.
 
Tim Curry said:
Honest question bc Ive heard this thrown around for years. Would TPTB be at odds with the WEFs "you will own nothing and be happy" or is the WEF sentiment reserved for the remaining 10%?
Also, are TPTB too impatient for the declining birthrate to drop us all and they need it done faster?
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You are fedposting too hard. Turn it down by 47.4%, then we might not notice.
 
After this poland and the planes show, the US is really trying to get other countries involved don't they? I swear they're trying to get other nato country attacked either by accident or because of direct intervention so they can jump in.
 
The Ugly One said:
Most people think "plastic shit" when they think of China, but it's also stuff like light bulbs, fuses, capacitors, electric motors (everything from fan motors to electric window motors), etc, none of which India makes or has the industrial infrastructure to make.

If we were to move manufacturing from China to India, we're looking at a decade or more to catch up while Americans will simply have to go without things like repairing their cars or installing new ceiling fans.
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Clearly that's a sacrifice PedoJoe is willing to force you to make. We're all in this together goyim, except for PedoJoe, who will likely be dead before his shitty policies bear poisoned fruit.
 
Feline Supremacist said:
Weaponized Marburg. So not only would it be 100% fatal, it would be excruciatingly painful and you would still be alive as your organs liquefy and leak out of your orifices.
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"And now was acknowledged the presence of the Red Death. He had come like a thief in the night. And one by one dropped the revellers in the blood-bedewed halls of their revel, and died each in the despairing posture of his fall. And the life of the ebony clock went out with that of the last of the gay. And the flames of the tripods expired. And Darkness and Decay and the Red Death held illimitable dominion over all."
 
No Batty Boys in Jamaica said:
I use the analogy of a washed up bodybuilder or wrestler.View attachment 3057893

Meanwhile Russia is like a synthol monster with a gun. Pumped up but really just a wimp full of oil. However, if you try to fight him, he has a gun. Everyone has to tread lightly around Vlad because of the nukes.
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So yeah, if you want to distill this entire conflict into a fight between two people, imagine 2022 Hulk Hogan trying to fight Kirill Tereshin, but Kirill has a Kalashnikov.

Xi and Modi are taking bets and watching on Pay Per View. The rest of the world is watching live and could get hit if Kirill opens fire.
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i like my anology better because HH actually had strength and a hot chick is more about getting her way through charisma and winning a genetic lottery, a lot like the US won the nat resources lottery. plus we have plenty of old strong men, I wouldn't get in a ring with Mike Tyson now, nor would i challenge Tom Cruise to a fight. a lot harder to find women who were considered hot in their 20s and 50s, plus its a lot more of a common thing. like that trope of the prom queen becoming a hag at the reunion. The literal getting rejected by muzzies is also more of a slap in the face to a woman than a man. We all know how horny middle eastern men are, imagine going from them filling your inbox to not even talking to you on the phone.

As for the nukes, before the soibois took the take, i enjoyed talking about how it was pretty obvious that any nuclear war wouldn't really exterminate the planet. all our nuclear arsenal is 1MT or less, and everyone admits to only targeting infrastructure and munitions, after 5-10 years the environment bounces back, the population is fucked, but probably not too bad overall. russia also has to target way more places than vice versa. beyond that they won't be able to expend their whole arsenal



Also another problem with your metaphor is that the USSR has always been anti-first strike, and putin is probably similar in his views, especially when we haven't heard otherwise in the last 25 years. that AK is an empty threat, he'll only use it if he starts getting fired on, like every responsible gun owner. i'd 1000% take HH on those odds.
 
Tim Curry said:
Honest question bc Ive heard this thrown around for years. Would TPTB be at odds with the WEFs "you will own nothing and be happy" or is the WEF sentiment reserved for the remaining 10%?
Also, are TPTB too impatient for the declining birthrate to drop us all and they need it done faster?
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TPTB are inline with the WEF. ‘They aren’t the normal people the WEF was talking about.
No. TPTB are not impatiant. They are moving at their intended pace. This only looks fast to us. But to them, its right on schedule as far as I know.
 
naffatune said:
I first saw this video on the @TpyxaNews Twitter account, but the video was so blurry that I had a hard time finding the Z's. This was me trying to find them

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Oh, and I'll gladly take this moment to emphasize how important video quality is.

This is a still image of one video posted by two different sources, 51 seconds in. The left is from a Russian telegram, the other is from a pro-Ukrainian Twitter.

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FamicomGorby said:
Seriously hate when tankies roll out that line, just ask em which communist/socialist country has believed in an armed populace. Once they're in power they believe in guns only for their group and anyone else is counterrevolutionary that needs to be put up against the wall.
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Anyone in the proletariat who opposes the Revolution has "false consciousness" and isn't actually a "worker."
 
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