😵‍💫 Skitzocow Kindness / Alyssa Jo Frauens / @KindKinkster / AJ Frauens / Stella Lawrence / Zion Stellar and Paul Mendoza / Bonnie Nelson / @BonnieMakes - LF BPD munchie furry dogsitter to pee in bathtub and eat all my food, inquire inside, hourly rates

[Anne Hyroe]

Wedge is a nutless wonder.

Jazz Jennings is just as likely to shoot out some man batter.

I completely forgot about that. It's hard to keep up with all the amholes and castrations. Is Wedge yeeting his wedge soon?

It's alleged.

What are we going to call him post-Wedge?

 

[Help Me Move This Table]

Indent

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

What are we going to call him post-Wedge?

Divot, I think:

A “divot,” if you will. I’m putting that forth as my suggestion. Divot.

There's also Crevasse:

According to National Geographic it's a crevasse. Blind drop, directional randomness and irregular divots, seems about right.

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[safety math]

“Divot” sounds appropriately dumb

 

[Norman B. Normal]

If he gets a penile inversion we'll have to call him Cone.

 

[Swerf'n'Terf]

Divot, I think:

Divot rolls off the tongue nicely, same cadence as a lot of Brit words for moron, see pillock, wazzock and prannet.

 

[Oxyjen]

Divot rolls off the tongue nicely, same cadence as a lot of Brit words for moron, see pillock, wazzock and prannet.

It is used for exactly that in Scottish dialect.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Divot

 

[Aunt Carol]

If he gets a penile inversion we'll have to call him Cone.

Clown Cone.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Divot rolls off the tongue nicely, same cadence as a lot of Brit words for moron, see pillock, wazzock and prannet.

It is used for exactly that in Scottish dialect.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Divot

I'd like an answer if any of you are experienced with Cockney rhyming slang: would "threadless (divot)" work for "ass-blasted clown faggot" and/or possibly vice versa?

 

[Oxyjen]

I'd like an answer if any of you are experienced with Cockney rhyming slang: would "threadless (divot)" work for "ass-blasted clown faggot" and/or possibly vice versa?

The Pogues lyrics spring to mind there: “you scumbag, you maggot, you cheap lousy faggot”.

But no that doesn’t work as Cockney rhyming slang. It’s usually an innocuous or surreal pairing of words that conceals the rhyming word - sometimes offensive. Like Berkeley hunt = cunt (shortened to berk).

Thicket and hedge = wedge. Some shit like that, I’m not an expert.

 

[notafederalagent]

https://twitter.com/KindKinkster/status/1500892429372702724 (archive)

I sure hope the "care team" has someone fronting that is capable of human speech. Save Ferris Bueller Alyssa Jo Frauens!

In the last 20 hours, she has made 138 tweets.

 

[Swerf'n'Terf]

I'd like an answer if any of you are experienced with Cockney rhyming slang: would "threadless (divot)" work for "ass-blasted clown faggot" and/or possibly vice versa?

Thicket and hedge = wedge. Some shit like that, I’m not an expert.

Also not an expert. My attempt at a CRS for divot was: hedge and privet = divot. In use that then just becomes 'hedge'. Hey, we both came to the same result from different words!

ETA: it doesn't work for your examples because CRS is from simple times when people wanted to communicate things like 'bread', 'wife', 'arse', 'policeman'. It doesn't have the structure for expressing the intersection of anal-hooking and clownfaggotry.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Also not an expert. My attempt at a CRS for divot was: hedge and privet = divot. In use that then just becomes 'hedge'. Hey, we both came to the same result from different words!

Not Cockney either. As a savage and warlike American, if Wedge ever does go in for his SRS, we'll have to move our readiness condition to DEAFCLOWN 2.

 

[safety math]

Not that I really think Kindless is a junkie, but this couldn’t sound more like heroin withdrawals if it tried

 

[notafederalagent]

It's good to see Alyssa tweeting herself rather than her care team. I was getting really worried about fae.

https://twitter.com/KindKinkster/status/1500978028049879041 (archive)

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Good to hear her mysterious illness magically got better the second she decided she wanted to go buy drugs.

 

[Bob_]

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I sure hope the "care team" has someone fronting that is capable of human speech. Save Ferris Bueller Alyssa Jo Frauens!

In the last 20 hours, she has made 138 tweets.

Who is tweeting-Is it BPD chick in the third person or Bon-bons?

 

[Miss Misery]

Why is she so nauseated? Hyperemesis gravidarum?

(DEAR GOD NO!!)

 

[Ratoyan]

Kindless never ceases to dissapoint with the drama and whiplash.
I hope the parrot alter talked the doc through her super serious and real conditions.
Love and hate this thread so much.

 

[blacksmith tony]

Who is tweeting-Is it BPD chick in the third person or Bon-bons?

It’s got to be just her. Just another swing with her bpd pendulum. This is basically how the attention whores in the munchie sphere speak about care teams and non serious issues and abusing ers because their tummy hurts