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Holy shit..That game is fucking DEAD.
The whole logic even better. Phil totally carries the ENTIRE community.


https://youtube.com/watch?v=VxTjUNSGIE8Haven't seen this posted, linking for posterity
The last 10 seconds are hilarious.
He is so mad that he remembered the name of the person said it so they can shit on them later. I bet when they get metoo'd in like 5 years he can go "yeah, he touched some woman, but he also was a cunt to me!". The irony of it all? When he actually started playing harder content (which he was still too strong for, those jump attacks man) he got a lot of money. He won't see the correlation though, instead he blames his viewers for not giving him the money earlier. He wants to go BACK to the boring areas. If you don't agree, you need to readjust yourself.
30 minutes later "why is the money slow guys?"

"If only the support could come a little earlier cause you gotta understand something, [...] it's open world. [...] I'm not gonna leave the content unplayed. [...] It's pretty ridiculous that people are gonna sit here and be like 'If you aren't constantly dying, then we not gonna support the stream' . [...] That's not the point. If you are here for that [him having any challenge] you need to readjust yourself"

[emphasis on "you" is mine]




HIS BACK. Freudian slip. Probably.
The Daily Wrap - March 4, 2022 - My Back! Elden Ring Fun (and Annoyance), Street Fighter RETUR...png
 
I don't know who Phil thinks he's gonna fool about being good at Darkstalkers; it's one of the jankiest games Capcom put out, which means Phil is gonna fall victim to bullshit. It's not on and poppin', but you can find people still on the PS3 version, and good number of them are killers who probably never stopped playing in the 1990's. Phil may think he's gonna boot it up and dominate, but I have no doubt in my mind, he's gonna run into the wrong person at times.
oh believe me, i still play the ps3 versions, there are some fucking KILLERS on there, my only hope is he gets caught in some jank ass infinite and rages hard.

dudes wont even be actively seeking him out, if a lobby pops up better believe a murders gonna happen.
 
Wow, now this guy looks like a real degenerate non-nose-picker-and-eater who definitely has never cheated speedruns!
You forgot to mention the white supremacist stuff. RWhiteGoose is a white supremacist. There's chat logs of him actually admitting to it, talking about the jew question, end solution and all that. Fuck that guy, I hope he gets cancer in his racist dick.
 
The whole logic even better. Phil totally carries the ENTIRE community.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zTYQ3Q3rE_0

He is so mad that he remembered the name of the person said it so they can shit on them later. I bet when they get metoo'd in like 5 years he can go "yeah, he touched some woman, but he also was a cunt to me!". The irony of it all? When he actually started playing harder content (which he was still too strong for, those jump attacks man) he got a lot of money. He won't see the correlation though, instead he blames his viewers for not giving him the money earlier. He wants to go BACK to the boring areas. If you don't agree, you need to readjust yourself.
30 minutes later "why is the money slow guys?"

"If only the support could come a little earlier cause you gotta understand something, [...] it's open world. [...] I'm not gonna leave the content unplayed. [...] It's pretty ridiculous that people are gonna sit here and be like 'If you aren't constantly dying, then we not gonna support the stream' . [...] That's not the point. If you are here for that [him having any challenge] you need to readjust yourself"

[emphasis on "you" is mine]

just give money for elden ring.mp4


HIS BACK. Freudian slip. Probably.
Holy shit! The daily wrap is just one giant toxic rant against his audience. Throws insults at them, calls them greedy and entitled, finally tells them to go to a re-streamer if they don't like the way he plays. This guy is a master at chasing away his viewers.

Bonus autistic stretch:
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Are people here seriously defending that pathetic excuse of a “pizza”? It looks like a bunch of cold sauce poured onto a rock hard slab of burned bread and all the toppings will slide off if you tilt it slightly
 
Are people here seriously defending that pathetic excuse of a “pizza”? It looks like a bunch of cold sauce poured onto a rock hard slab of burned bread and all the toppings will slide off if you tilt it slightly
I've seen better pizza made in a middle school lunch room. Where the ingredients are a bagel, marinara sauce, shredded cheese, and some bits of pepperoni.
That shit Phil baked looked like straight garbage. Imagine making something like that and having the nerve to go on a 6 month rant over a Burger King sandwich.
 
Holy shit! The daily wrap is just one giant toxic rant against his audience. Throws insults at them, calls them greedy and entitled, finally tells them to go to a re-streamer if they don't like the way he plays. This guy is a master at chasing away his viewers.

Bonus autistic stretch:
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This is the same monumental mongoloid that during todays "pod cast" wanted YouTube to police their site with regards to negative and toxic content.

Phil really have no idea of how he sound does he?

Shit like this is what happens when you lock yourself in an online echo chamber and have no interaction with anybody IRL beside a cat and a pretend wife that most likely does all she can to avoid interacting with him.
 
Since the dumpster pizza got brought up again for some reason all I'm gonna say is never trust an "Italian" who doesn't make his own pizza dough.
 
fren pizza dough is just yeast flour and water, not only can literal wheelchairs make it with ease, they actually excel at it.
I know, which is what made Phil's claim that he "didn't have time to make it himself" when he described how he made his dumpster pizza even more laughable.
 
At least for me, the main reason we criticized Phil's pizza is because he constantly acts like a pretentious dickhead about pizza in particular and acts like he's the expert on it and gets to point out what is and isn't real, authentic pizza.. and then THAT is what he produces. Like its ok if you suck at cooking but don't act like you know everything about pizza when yours looks like something a 10 year old would make with a pizza kit. And he was actually proud of that pizza and wanted to show it off on the internet, its just mind-boggling. After posting that pic he has no credibility to ever judge or review anyone else's pizza again.
 
fren pizza dough is just yeast flour and water, not only can literal wheelchairs make it with ease, they actually excel at it.
Your faith in Phils abilities are adorable, have you watched him attempt cook?

That abortion of a pizza he flexed with looked worse than the cheapest frozen off brand ones you can find, and was clearly overdone.
 
I maintain the (unpopular) stance that his pizza doesn't look that bad. But I have a pretty low opinion of pizza as is.

Bread. Check
Cheese. Check
Tomatos. Check
Basic bitch pepperoni toppings. Check

The one time he tries making it himself and y'all shit on him for his attempt.
The times he orders out you shit on him for ordering doordash. No wonder we don't get any more cooking with the king to laugh at him pouring more bacon grease down the toilet.

Can we get a kiwi pizza cooking thread for funsies?
It looks like something you’d make drunk, which would make sense.
you’d think, for someone who pretends/wants to to be seen a stereotypical Italian, they would post something a little more respectful or make a joke out of it.
A little humility goes a long way and this Just looks like an attempt at a flex to me,
 
It looks like something you’d make drunk, which would make sense.
you’d think, for someone who pretends/wants to to be seen a stereotypical Italian, they would post something a little more respectful or make a joke out of it.
A little humility goes a long way and this Just looks like an attempt at a flex to me,
Like everyone fucks up something, think how better it would be if DSP showed a bit of humor and humility.
 
I love how when ""support"" is mediocre, DSP let's the mask slip completely, without fail every single time. What an utterly toxic and pathetic life.

Imagine giving this man money.
 
so Aqua Teal is one of the rare elusive wuhmen detractors. i think there was at least one in the Kojima group and Britney gates is another one. Snort Burnell is argued to be one.
 
I love his Elden Ring rants now that he's over leveled. He's trying to pass off his purposely OP build he used guides for as some kind of accident.

If your fans are asking you for a more entertaining playthrough maybe just restart, actually play the game and support might increase.
 
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