r/VolunteersForUkraine - The ManChildren's Crusade of 2022

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Jewish Porn Hoe said:
Imagine being a terminally Marvel-brained retard, getting vaxxed for your whacky foreign war adventure and then keeling over because of blood issues or heart inflammation.
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I can't wait for all the soy tears about how unPC Ukrainians are "b-but I thought Keev was a beautiful city of trans folxxxxx and craft IPAs fighting against Russian Voldemort and Emperor Drumpfatine!!!!!! It was supposed to be like Infinity War NOOOOOOOOOO THEY WOULDNT LET MY DILATE!!!!!!! MY TRUE AND HONEST VAGINA CLOSED AND THERES POOP IN IT NOOOOOOOOO"

JustStopDude said:
They were a right wing football fan club. That is where the unit came from. Russia has the same nutters. Hell France and the UK has nutters like this if you look close enough.
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Same thing happened during the Yugoslav Wars. Look up Arkan's Tigers
 
Canine with Fangs said:
Looking forward to seeing our brave Chechen warriors of Allah collecting these like scalps.
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That is a Nazi armband with the reddit mascot where the swastika goes. Just in case you guys didn't notice the joke.

The Ultimate Ramotith said:
Th is the kind of conten that has me be grateful that I joined the Kiwi Farms.
On another note, I feel bad regarding the Ukrainians. Cringe does not belong in war.
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War is full of cringe. It is the natural result of sending people just out of high school into stressful situations.
 
I love that so many of them 'personally refuse' to work with the unvaccinated. When you join any sort of military movement, you have to work well with people you personally hate, because your life depends on it. If soldiers are fighting amongst themselves, they're screwed at the first sign of the enemy. Even if you believe the unvaxxed are a real threat, if you're going to go fight in a warzone, you have far greater dangers to worry about.
 
Syntaxion said:
So, they have a facebook and a Twitter aswel

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Edit: also lol at this

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Yes because the vaccine has scientific properties that decrease the chances of you getting sick on the battlefield and dying, no matter how many bullets you get pumped into your chest or your arm gets blown off by a rocket.

Aren't something like 35% of Ukrainian's fully vaccinated as well? Lol

The former soviet states tend to lag behind in that regard.
 
What are the odds I can get these retards to give me money like that genius who pretended to own an island off Cuba and was going to sell it to Redditors so they can make a Reddit Island?
 
WaveBreak said:
They dont seem to understand just what hell theyre going to be in (if they went) war is not cod. Maybe they should watch saving private ryan
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These people's entire perception of the world comes from curated depictions of it delivered on screens.
 
Imagine still worrying about the flu when you're putting yourself out to get killed for the sake of another country that probably hates your guts.
 
Triplethreat said:
If anyone even gets to the boarder and does join up, they will realize that they don’t have (in no particular order):
1. Hot showers or showers at all
2. Decent food
3. People to talk to, lots of Ukrainian, not too much English
4. Internet!
5. Anything to do for the most part (hurry up and wait) and then maybe 15 minutes of confusing loud combat.
6. Having to follow orders when nothing makes sense, like walking miles and miles when you don’t feel well or are bone tired. Or are cold. Or very hot.
7. Comfortable place to sleep

None of these people are ready to be seriously uncomfortable with about every aspect of their lives. I would say that the rating “uncomfortable” would be the absolute best they could hope for. Down right fucking miserable is probably the correct rating. And let’s not forget that when you come home (if you make it back alive) you very well might be prosecuted for war crimes…

It’s 2022, nothing new, people are still stupid.
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"Hello officer, I am here to volunteer, do you have any spots available for social media coordinator? Maybe I could organize an empathy seminar? Where is the radar room where I can see the enemy movement and mobilize the units?"

Better yet, imagine signing up, realizing how deep they are in shit, and attempting the same BS that gets them out of trouble in the U.S.

"Look! I am unresponsive! I am not interacting with you! I therefore uncooperative and too difficult to deal with and you should simply ignore me and let me go back to my country and... and... I'D LIKE TO TALK TO THE GENERAL!!!"
 
What do these fuckheads think is going to happen when they appear in the forest with green, purple, pink, and sky blue hair? These guys are going to be literal beacons for bullets.
 
Who would win: an already-hardened group of Eastern European Criminals, thoroughly dedovshchina'd conscripts from poor shitholes, and murderous Chechens all backed up with superior equipment VERSUS

A group of pansy little first worlder's who've experienced all the hardship of a Hobbit missing elevensies. These faggots 100% don't seem to realize the most likely way this ends if getting lined up, shot, dumped in a mass grave and said to have "gone MIA, woops!" If not because the Russians do it, but because their new Ukrainian "friends" finally get sick of them.
 
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