Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[The Other Baldwin]

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https://twitter.com/B_B_spear/status/1498207207833362432

These are American troops. Probably just some old stock photo, note as well the lack of covid masks and other such nonsense.
See: the shoulder flags on the guys on the right side of the photo, on their right shoulders.

My bad. I should have recognized they were Americans from how fat they were.

 

[God of Nothing]

People cooming over Zelensky

Spoiler

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only women would want to fuck a comedian

 

[Retired Junta Member]

I could absolutely see Russia doing that tbh, I could also just see them wanting expendable bodies that they don't have to count as military casualties. Short term whacking him would probably be very demoralizing, but long term it would just create a martyr, and poison all future negotiations with former soviet bloc nations.

It would definitely be a tricky move, the emotional impact worldwide would be enormous. On the other hand it would create a useful vacuum of power. Idk.

 

[MechanicusAdmin]

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I didn't have a dog in this fight before I saw this. But now... Please just nuke us all..

 

[marfusha]

I don't know if it was mentioned or not, but the date he chose 24th Feb, is the date when Yanukovych flew out of Ukraine after Maidan.

23 Feb is Defender of the Fatherland Day in Russia. It's a national holiday. The invasion date is probably connected to it.

 

[RollerGator]

I could absolutely see Russia doing that tbh, I could also just see them wanting expendable bodies that they don't have to count as military casualties. Short term whacking him would probably be very demoralizing, but long term it would just create a martyr, and poison all future negotiations with former soviet bloc nations.

Speaking of poison, why hasn't the KGB sent super secret assassin's after Zellensky?

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

Someone explain this to me.
Are they pretending to have found a loophole where they can send in their armed forces as long as every soldier proclaims "I volunteer" first?

There's a 99.9% that a significant portion of these "foreign volunteers" are actually outright CIA operatives or Agency trained assets.

Let's just say that if you were on the plane as a genuine Latvian larper you and the rest of Operation Human Shield would be shuffled into one corner while the quiet and jacked dudes with a totally organic proficiency for demolitions and urban warfare take off in their own little unit.

 

[moocow]

Imagine yielding to an invading army's tank at an intersection lmao

Law of gross tonnage, man. Your paddleboat might have the right-of-way but that big oil tanker don't give a shit.

 

[JambledUpWords]

 

[23 bold flavors]

I see you finished prepping the Senegalese bull early today, did you eat all of your bug paste like a good global citizen?

why ofc, i ate the whole plate, afterwards i rewarded myself with Alexandria Oscasio Cortez feet pics and a mommy tommy pro feminist JOI porn video from pornhub before i went to bed.

 

[Emperor Pupienus]

Speaking of poison, why hasn't the KGB sent super secret assassin's after Zellensky?

Assassins are only really effective when the target's guard is down. Zelensky would have known he was on Putin's shit list from Day 1 on the job.

 

[mrdk_04]

Unless Russia goes full retard, don't expect nukes to go flying anytime soon.
However, as a eurofag living in the vicinity of a high-priority target, I have to say recent news is at the very least troubling.

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

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I mean, I get never getting laid in high school is a prerec for twitter but god damn...

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

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Im just gonna say it, Islam is right about women.

 

[Savryc]

I see you finished prepping the Senegalese bull early today, did you eat all of your bug paste like a good global citizen?

Simp for Putin all you like, your sons will still wear skirts when they blow me.

 

[Saleh]

Russia is a tragedy, really.

All was going well before WW1.

It was proyected to be as industrialized as Germany and by now they would have had 400 million inhabitants.

But we all know the story, the 20th century said : Fuck you, fuck your future, fuck your fertility, fuck your superpower status and i'm going to shit on you for eternity.

 

[Richardface]

A chickenhawk is someone who advocates for war without being willing to serve.

This is the exact opposite.

Its a reference to the people sending them who re too scared to commit to an open war and so would be sending American troops without the proper support

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Okay, remember how I posted about Ukrainian government resorting to using criminals? Well, let's look at what exactly can end up free and armed now:

- ex-leader of volunteer battalion "Tornado" Ruslan Onishenko, who was responsible for dozens of robberies, kidnappings, tortures and murders. He also molested his two stepdaughters and there are recordings of him fucking himself in the ass.

- Sergey Torbina, who was convicted for acid attack against activist Ekaterina Gandziuk in 2018, which led to her death in a following of months. They allowed to take other criminals under his command.

- ex-member of 72nd mechanized brigade Dmitriy Balabuha, who killed a civilian at a bus stop.

- ex-senator Semyon Semenchenko, but to be fair, I see no point in this, since he was a conman with 0 battle experience.

My only hope is that they will be unable to flee the country and finally go straight to Hell, because this is where they belong.

 

[Borscht]

Unless Russia goes full retard, don't expect nukes to go flying anytime soon.

Russia has already gone full retard. Lead-chips-eating, smearing-walls-with-shit, throwing-screaming-tantrums retard. It is shameful.

 

[God of Nothing]

Im just gonna say it, Islam is right about women.

Every religion is right about women.