DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%

  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%
  • Total voters
    222
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Z@Z@Z@ said:
Why does he constantly complain about Youtube not introducing Gift Subs in the middle of February? He says it himself, they want to introduce new features in 2022. He understands that the year is just starting right? They cant just make and release everything in the first part of the year????
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Part of it is Phil trying to have something to complain about as the reason he needs more money. But a major part will be that some people, mainly Japanese vtubers from the look of it, are seeing it roll out. Phil's ego also can't that he was seeing more than double the number of subs on twitch than he sees members now.

His twitch numbers were blatantly inflated especially towards the end (and yes, the members are now as well) but once Phil gets a certain amount, he expects that as the bare minimum like with how much he expects in tips after the vest streak.
 
uncritically said:
Over a decade of doing nothing but late night gin and mobile games, has caused his brain to become as necrotized as the muscles in his flimsy little bird arms.
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Honestly there is something to that. He probably hasn't picked up a book in decades. Or even a pencil. He spends all day playing games or browsing twitter or doing mobile games. Even on his days off with his wife. No brain stimulation what so ever and his brain is rotten because of it. And if you think i'm kidding just remember he literally threw his controller down and folded his arms because he was unable to beat a "puzzle boss". Its no wonder he likes games like Dark Souls where the goal is to brute force your way around the map until you're strong enough to beat the next boss (not shitting on those games). DarkSydeGrug is really apt
 
PetiteDragon43 said:
Honestly there is something to that. He probably hasn't picked up a book in decades. Or even a pencil. He spends all day playing games or browsing twitter or doing mobile games. Even on his days off with his wife. No brain stimulation what so ever and his brain is rotten because of it. And if you think i'm kidding just remember he literally threw his controller down and folded his arms because he was unable to beat a "puzzle boss". Its no wonder he likes games like Dark Souls where the goal is to brute force your way around the map until you're strong enough to beat the next boss (not shitting on those games). DarkSydeGrug is really apt
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He really needs to take a step back, check his ego, and learn the fundamentals to streaming in 2022. Tons of guides online that cover everything. But that requires a level of wisdom and humility; finding out where he fits in and go from there. Ravensdolphin hit the nail on the head by pointing out his viewer account 5 years ago, where he easily had 1k, but now its only 200-300. The slow death is real and he is too far up his own ass to see it.
 
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Paladin Derich said:
He really needs to take a step back, check his ego, and learn the fundamentals to streaming in 2022. Tons of guides online that cover everything. But that requires a level of wisdom and humility; finding out where he fits in and go from there. Ravensdolphin hit the nail on the head by pointing out his viewer account 5 years ago, where he easily had 1k, but now its only 200-300. The slow death is real and he is too far up his own ass to see it.
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The longer Phil criticises the content other people make the worse he'll look when the time comes for him to change. He's already dropped hints about switching up content. Honestly if the draught of new releases due to covid went on any longer we might have seen him do something else. Instead we got the vest streak to give his streams a pump that floated him just enough to go back to status quo.
 
PetiteDragon43 said:
The longer Phil criticises the content other people make the worse he'll look when the time comes for him to change. He's already dropped hints about switching up content. Honestly if the draught of new releases due to covid went on any longer we might have seen him do something else. Instead we got the vest streak to give his streams a pump that floated him just enough to go back to status quo.
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He doesn't need to play new games that's just his dinosaur brain stuck in the past, no one but legit retards think the vest streak was a good thing.

So it's been mentioned but this cunt admits to letting kat play games from his serious business even though she has nothing to do with the streams .


I really want the kat leaving phill arc to happen, I think he would be even more hopeless than the last time.
 
For the record. Keem already did a 1 hour phone interview with Wings and teamed up with Tipster when he did it (available on YouTube). He said he has been speaking with Boogie too. He likely has been trying to reach out to Phil for the same.

He told wings he would pay him commission if wings would let Keem fly out to SC and follow wings around for a week and film a documentary. Wings said he would do it for a Ford Raptor (roughly 100k). Keem said he would likely only make 20k from the views of the documentary but would give wings 10% and the exposure would bring him a new audience which could be worth more in the long run if wings marketed himself better.

My overall guess is he is trying to set up similar situations with each lolcow.
 
Lazycunt said:
He doesn't need to play new games that's just his dinosaur brain stuck in the past, no one but legit retards think the vest streak was a good thing.

So it's been mentioned but this cunt admits to letting kat play games from his serious business even though she has nothing to do with the streams .


I really want the kat leaving phill arc to happen, I think he would be even more hopeless than the last time.
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The fact that Kat uses the buisiness expense switch and the buisiness expense playstation on the buisiness class internet makes her an employee but she doesn't get paid.

That begrupcy was such a shit show. Its nuts that just enough scenarios happened to get those people to go "i don't have time for this" and grant it to him. And i know that it isn't a good thing to go bankrupt but it could have gone so much worse if anyone gave DSP's story a littoe thought or scrutiny
 
LolCowCentral said:
For the record. Keem already did a 1 hour phone interview with Wings and teamed up with Tipster when he did it (available on YouTube). He said he has been speaking with Boogie too. He likely has been trying to reach out to Phil for the same.
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He definately tried to reach out but encountered the almighty block:

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Listen, DSP is never having any conversation with Keemstar so the co-stream/podcast is definately off the table. Keem violates 3 rules:

1. Not letting him have total control of the conversation, meaning Keem can't ask question about any drama... which is the whole reason he would want to talk to Phil.
2. He's more successful than Phil.
3. He made him get a horrible hangover when he told him he has been on Level 1 for the last 13 years,

Its just not happening guys.
 
PetiteDragon43 said:
The longer Phil criticises the content other people make the worse he'll look when the time comes for him to change. He's already dropped hints about switching up content. Honestly if the draught of new releases due to covid went on any longer we might have seen him do something else. Instead we got the vest streak to give his streams a pump that floated him just enough to go back to status quo.
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He hasn't suffered to rightfully be called a hypocrite straight out because the nigger plugs his ears. Past Phil has shit on everything he is currently doing like outright begging.

2022 DSP has become completely shameless to this type of stuff now. Level 1 Phil is such a small fry that he's not worth anyones time for this scrutiny which is why he's stuck in his little corner in the internet surviving off bread crumbs left in the carpet.
 
Look, Call of Duty isn't my thing; but how the fuck can Phil claim to be part of Machinima, and not know who Blade is? If you knew who Hutch was, which Phil admits he talked to, you should know who Blade is.

What the fuck dude.

Martys_not_smarty said:
Going through the responses to Keems tweet produced this little gem:
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After laughing for five minutes at DSP putting a hit on T Carter and the car crash was a suicide attempt, I had a thought. What if the "scratching his leg" was really scratching his junk, because he doesn't shower often, and has a bad case of jock itch... I also know you got it from twitter, but also needs DSP's one true love is John Rambo.
 
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The wheelchairs showed up for Pokémon tonight. Over $200 going to Scopely and/or DoorDash tonight.

A potentially suspicious tip war took place: Phil then claimed it wasn’t the work of OIC and it was two different people. Anyone suggesting it is OIC’s doing would get the ban hammer.

And a Fake Derich has been spotted in chat, Phil threatens to spank and clap the cheeks of the fake one.
 
George Beorge said:
I don't know what's worse
Imagining two whole separate people deciding to tip Phil $180, or a single person deciding to tip Phil $360
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This is years ago but me and my friends use to go to strip clubs often and towards the end of the night there were always men throwing money competing with each other for the women. I thought that was dumb at the time even though I couldn't see how dumb it was for me even being in there in the first place, but at least you got a blow job or sex out of it. These dudes are literally throwing money to throw kindergarten insults at each other and have their name plastered on stream for 2 hours while they stare at a man with a Pikachu hat play a game. Then he turns the stream off....

Then what?

What did you achieve throwing hundreds just to argue with someone when you coulda did it for free in the same chat lmfaoooooo. But whatever, spend your wheelchair money however you want on a Saturday. Shout out to Scopely and Wine Co, you have some poorly spent government cheese money coming your way.

Oh and since I know whats his face comes here just to get his on pseudo-entertainment by trolling both parties... I am so pissed dude, I am so pissed about you blowing your money on Phil that i'm going to log off and just stair at my bank account charges that don't include any Paypal transactions to streamers and put the money saved to a vacation or a night out with friends.

I'm so upset right now....

That was sarcasm, clown.
 
Please let them be a start of something between Phil and Keem... I know Phil just blocks everyone to isolate himself, but Keem is one guy you really shouldn't shit talk, because he is a professional shit poster.
 
Kheapathic said:
Please let them be a start of something between Phil and Keem... I know Phil just blocks everyone to isolate himself, but Keem is one guy you really shouldn't shit talk, because he is a professional shit poster.
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Do you think Keem will introduce a new audience to DSP? Might be funny to see any potential wheelchairs turned off to DSP before Phil could do it himself
 
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