DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%

  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%
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Stroke Face II Turbo said:
Phil's incoming Sifu Rage Quit Arc

Hi Phil!

"I'm playing seafood on Tuesday." :stress:
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You will hate and rage quit Sifu.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ve2n7YMBvxg- it looks like you can't just mash buttons
- combat looks fast and punishing (and great btw)
- if you lose you will age. Works basically like continues. If you want a better start for example the third level, you better load the second level and die as few times as possible this time to have more "continues" for level three and so on. See also explanation down below.
- if you lose vs a boss, you have to do the whole stage over! ahahahaha
- NO EASY MODE

Quote from the review that cracked me up:
"Many people will not be able to play this video game for the same reason that many people can't play fighting games online. The barrier to entry is just too high. Some people don't have the reflexes necessary to react to incoming enemy attacks especially given the lack of telegraphing going on. Some people are just not going to be up for the repetition that this game demands. They'll wish for an easier path through it because they enjoy the fighting, they enjoy the aesthetics, the level design but they just can't handle how frustrating it can be. None of this challenge is accidental by the way. It was absolutely designed to be exactly this.

Earlier I mentioned that thing about your death counter not resetting when you kill a boss. That has huge implications on your ability to push through to the subsequent level. Since if you were age 55 but your death counter had reset to zero, you would have plenty of attempts available to you in that next level. If however you are 55 and your death counter sits at six or seven because the boss was kicking your ass, then you may only have two three attempts at the next level before it's game over."

Get fucked Phil!
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Honestly, I have little hope that any mahdern game is too hard for Phil. Most games nowadays offer some sort of way for you to make it way easier, and those ways, which are usually hidden, are out in the open for people like Phil, who both read guides and have other folks telling them in chat that they should do this and that.

Just remember that Phil beat Sword Saint Isshin in Sekiro, a very hard boss, quite easily by spamming the Lazulite Axe (and he most likely had read guides about the boss and knew its moveset beforehand). And even if that had not worked, a paypig would have probably told Phil about the Dragon Mask and Phil would have grinded some attack power to make the game easier.

Here's hoping that I'm wrong and that the Pig ragequits Sifu, but I doubt it.

Looks pretty fun, though.
 
I saw a beggar the other day. An old guy with a harmonica in his mouth.

He was literally just wheezing through it. If there ever was a day he could play it, they were long gone.

I wondered why he bothered. Then i realized it was so he could tell himself that he was a busker and not a beggar.

He could say that people gave him money for his playing, not because he had a cardboard sign around his neck that said "need cash for food".

For some reason I then thought of Phil...
 
DSP will pull out all the greatest hits from his Returnal playthrough. Calling it poorly designed, amateur, "not fun" all because he sucks at it.
 
EmpGulcasa said:
DSP will pull out all the greatest hits from his Returnal playthrough. Calling it poorly designed, amateur, "not fun" all because he sucks at it.
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Yeah if a game is "too hard" that isn't legitimate criticism, if you can't explain why. Considering Phil doesn't bother to try and improve, before declaring a game "poorly designed" it means nothing.

Also this is the guy who play SSF2T( Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo) every friday, and that game is notorious for having broken characters....yet that game isn't "poorly designed" according to Phil, because he wins.

The only legit criticism Phil gave Returnal was the "save game" issue, but that was something they fixed in a later patch.
 
DZoomer said:
And even if that had not worked, a paypig would have probably told Phil about the Dragon Mask and Phil would have grinded some attack power to make the game easier.
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I mean, he did that too.

Phil hates replaying levels, which this game seems to be all about. He can't mash, and dying punishes you. Even new games being ass, this might be a game he wasn't expecting and he's having second thoughts with it.

Feb isn't lookin' like such a good month for him. I hardly think Elden Ring will save whatever he has left at this point.
 
TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
"Feasting with the King, where I try certain cuisines, usually something weird and outside the box."

I'm sure people like Filipinos appreciate their cultural dishes being called "weird", Phil.
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Didn't he also eat slop from a fast food chain for one of his Feeding with the Pigs? Very out there and outside the box if I say so myself.
 
Surly Muppet said:
His goalposts on wheels are a factor here, too. When he isn't getting tips, he tries to be 'positive' and ramps up the begging. When he does get them, he uses it to try to gloat over the trolls and try to cover for his begging. But crucially, at no point does he need to be overly grateful to his fans. They're either tipping for the wrong reason (to own the trolls), or the trolls got owned and that's all that collectively matters.

Interesting moment right before beginning gameplay - Phil burped, paused to say wow, then leaned back in to the mic to burp again.
I bring this up because it's one of the most intentional mic-burps I've ever seen. Usually the movement is a little less obvious, but he clearly moved to the mic to finish the belch. Then commented that it was good he got it out of the way before starting gameplay, which I assume means he didn't want it on the YT video.

However, it was maybe, what, 3 months ago when Phil said he was going to stop belching into the mic because some people said they found it disgusting, and he proceeded to quiet his burps. Some factor here explicitly changed, with someone watching the streams that he knew didn't like the burping, but now apparently being confident that the person is gone. I suspect this was Kat, as Phil is aware she's at work right now. That, or it was some whale who has now tapped out, so he has immediately reverted. Someone clearly directly influenced him and he has reverted as soon as he knew they weren't watching. Further confirming that he is fully aware he's disrespecting his regular viewers and enjoys it.
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It's a power fantasy. Some retards in chat feed his ego and suddenly he thinks he can do whatever he wants cause who is gonna stop him? Someone speaks out in chat? Ban him. Now what? Well he won and he grows evermore crazy thinking he has some kind of power. The circle continues. Thats one of the reasons he won't do voice chat anymore cause of his newly built glass house of a power fantasy. The guy incident was probably so traumatizing that he still fears it ever happening again.
 
Dying light 2 is to hard you should start the game with all the abilities, he calls the game boring because of the combat but he was just saying how you start the game so weak. He is contradicting himself in almost the same breath.

He's not going to drop 70 dollars on food plus they gibe you to much food ...he doesn't realise you don't have to order all the food.

What does kat being home fucking mean, she has nothing to do with the stream you faggot.
Why is kat eating food for your "buisness" she doesn't help with your streams you said so yourself


He fucking hates dying light lol
Members record .... that's going to drop very soon again some how
 
Pretty Boy Extremism said:
Didn't he also eat slop from a fast food chain for one of his Feeding with the Pigs? Very out there and outside the box if I say so myself.
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I would argue that at some point during the delivery process the food was inside some sort of box, which it was then taken out of. Therefore, out of the box.
Ohmygahd these fucking idiot kiwifarts dood
*LIMB*
 
Surly Muppet said:
However, it was maybe, what, 3 months ago when Phil said he was going to stop belching into the mic because some people said they found it disgusting, and he proceeded to quiet his burps. Some factor here explicitly changed, with someone watching the streams that he knew didn't like the burping, but now apparently being confident that the person is gone. I suspect this was Kat...
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Possibly his parents, having an extended visit with their son and his potato-in-law. He's often said how sounds from his greasepit transmit easily through the house, so maybe Dave and Barb had a word with their knucklehead and asked him to tone down the neanderthal while they were over.
 
I do certainly remember his more smug scams of wearing the glasses/hat/vest combo only to take it off 20 mins later to complain about how haht he is that his bahd bACK is -hurting- sweating from all the ass busting he does for his jahb and not forgetting the last min tips just to reach his streak only to see 5 mins left on his stream..

Man those were the days retards flocked in droves but now it's like it's just a small park bench of dentheads watching Phil stand on the table itself begging for money...

Whatever I see about this new game that will infuriate him will give us lolz, he can't cope playing hard games especially ones meant to be old school and make you think for yourself rather than just hand hold...

Fable 2 pisses me off on that front when you get a golden path to do everything set out for you yet if you miss a fork in the road and enter an unskippable quest, like many RPGs such as KotOR, you really lose a sense of how much loot you could have had to power yourself up..

Gameplay wise, DSP is just still at Level 1, nothing can get him past even the most basic of tutorials and if I hadn't played C&C Renegade without hotkeys and changing buttons the experience would have been vastly different...

Everything is just work, not even the most hardest of games are enjoyable and that's what makes his streams intolerable and with low views..

I would have said he has been self-aware, but because his rages, his poor reaction time and skullfuckery in making content he just shows why he hates the job but loves the easy denthead money

I couldn't bring myself to stream unless I have people watching or even playing with me... I need interaction such as with other people not the expectations of making money, I would feel fucking horrid as fuck knowing I should make subs but only to disclaim that it is never mandatory and only for the benefit of the viewer to just escape with me...

Fuck sake another long one...

I get good at writing but suck at execution, lawl

Back to work tomorrow 😘
Hopefully this week will produce some salt to garnish my appetite for Phil being a dickhead everyday!
 
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