Canadian Truckers Convoy 2022 - The Leaf calls you a Nazi as he gasses you

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

Forget the mechanized units. I'm fantasizing about Moose calvary counter charging to meet a Mountie "surge and clear"

 

[Pygmy Giraffe]

if you've been around them you would understand

 

[mindlessobserver]

if you've been around them you would understand

There was one who nested near my banks drive through, just off of a small pond. No trouble during the day, but if you tried to make a deposit after hours at night that fucker would charge your car. We put up with him though because you could not help but respect it, even if it was pretty silly.

 

[Keystone]

Look at the fucking tags they put on this image:
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Are we seriously at the point where establishment shills are calling freedom "freedumb;" where freedom itself is a wedge issue?

I have always considered people who unironically think freedom is dumb to be legitimately subhuman and not worth respecting on any level. They deserve the chains impotent faggots like Trudeau lay upon them.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Forget the mechanized units. I'm fantasizing about Moose calvary counter charging to meet a Mountie "surge and clear"

Arise now, arise, Truckers of West Canada! Dire deeds awake: dark is it eastward. Let tractor be started, horn be sounded! Forth Truckerlingas!

Arise, arise, Truckers of West Canada! Fell deeds awake: mandates and taxes! Libs shall be shaken, media be splintered, a Leaf-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Drive now, drive now! Drive to Ottowa!

 

[ColtWalker1847]

That burn in your lungs and throat on those -35f days is heavenly.

Look, I'm no pussy. But you had better pay me a lot of money to go outside below 0F. Any temperature where the boogers freeze in my nose by breathing is too low and I will want compensation. Similarly for above 100F. This is why Fahrenheit is the superior measurement system. Above a hundred or below zero means it's bullshit to be outside.

I cannot properly respond to how much I love that mental image without fedposting.

Yeah, I thought the same thing when writing it. Prairie farmers driving uparmored articulated tractors bearing SKS and the like. Hence the "I do not want this" caveat. Fun thought. Bad reality.

 

[draggs]

Arise now, arise, Truckers of West Canada! Dire deeds awake: dark is it eastward. Let tractor be started, horn be sounded! Forth Leafs!

Arise, arise, Truckers of West Canada! Fell deeds awake: mandates and taxes! Libs shall be shaken, media be splintered, a Leaf-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Drive now, drive now! Drive to Ottowa!

Forth Truckerlingas

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Look, I'm no pussy. But you had better pay me a lot of money to go outside below 0F. Any temperature where the boogers freeze in my nose by breathing is too low and I will want compensation. Similarly for above 100F. This is why Fahrenheit is the superior measurement system. Above a hundred or below zero means it's bullshit to be outside.

There's nothing wrong with that, it's just that I've lived far north USA all my life and so it's either nice pleasant clean air in the winter, just cold. Or bullshit fuck me up the ass humidity.

Given the choice between the two I'll gladly be cold.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Forth Truckerlingas

I'm editing it now, that's way better than what I wrote.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

How is not the counter to a trucker protest a rush of aids infested hookers?

 

[X Prime]

That sounds like projection.

 

[BrokLesnerd]

Look at the fucking tags they put on this image:
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Are we seriously at the point where establishment shills are calling freedom "freedumb;" where freedom itself is a wedge issue?

We have been for quite some time.

 

[BrokLesnerd]

The Feds will never forgive Central Western Canada for this

Eh, hated us already. Can't reallt get any worse except for an occupation like the Reconstruction Era South.

 

[XYZpdq]

How is not the counter to a trucker protest a rush of aids infested hookers?

to stop a goose... a poisoned lizard.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Yeah, I thought the same thing when writing it. Prairie farmers driving uparmored articulated tractors bearing SKS and the like. Hence the "I do not want this" caveat. Fun thought. Bad reality.

The yuppies in Ontario might not understand, but I'm sure the Mounties are shitting bricks at the thought of it. Most Albertan farmers loathe the federal government and the busybodies it's composed of to their cores. Not huge fans of the cops coming on their lands, either.

 

[DamnWolves!]

Get a chargeback from your credit card company. If you didn’t use a credit card you’re a fucking retard. Chargebacks charge the merchant (GFM) a fee.

You should know, chargebacks are a lot less common in Canada and because our banks are chartered, they don't really give a fuck if they lose you as a customer. I have tried to issue a chargeback in the past for a watch I ordered that came broken when the company refused to fix it; no dice.

All the banks have policies, but these aren't American banks. The customer is not always right.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

There's nothing wrong with that, it's just that I've lived far north USA all my life and so it's either nice pleasant clean air in the winter, just cold. Or bullshit fuck me up the ass humidity.

Given the choice between the two I'll gladly be cold.

I have never gotten used to being cold. That freezing weather burns your lungs, it takes you half an hour to go in or out of a building because you have to take/put so many layers off or on etc.

I lived in HK for two years and it was (on average) 32-34 degrees for most of the year with at least 90% humidity. But when it's the same every day, your body gets used to it. And the wind actually feels nice, it's not out to kill you. Fuck winter.

I have a massive amount of respect for those truckers for being out and standing up for what they believe in, in this shitty weather.

 

[BradCarter]

There's nothing wrong with that, it's just that I've lived far north USA all my life and so it's either nice pleasant clean air in the winter, just cold. Or bullshit fuck me up the ass humidity.

Given the choice between the two I'll gladly be cold.

Well that's the only rational opinion. You can always put on more and warmer clothes if you're too cold. You can only get so naked if you're too hot.

 

[a lurking leaf]

So r/vancouver is planning a counter protest too:

route:

Any Vancouverites be on the lookout for reddit speds on bikes

 

[mindlessobserver]

Arise now, arise, Truckers of West Canada! Dire deeds awake: dark is it eastward. Let tractor be started, horn be sounded! Forth Leafs!

Arise, arise, Truckers of West Canada! Fell deeds awake: mandates and taxes! Libs shall be shaken, media be splintered, a Leaf-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Drive now, drive now! Drive to Ottowa!

Oh boy, you tickled my autism

You have failed. This...is MY HOUR!

HOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNK


HOOOOOOOOOONNNNNK

*impotent nazgul screeching*

HOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNK

Courage, Courage for our friends.

Form ranks RCMP, Form Ranks! Patrol cars in the front, media shills in the back!

Eomer! Take your trucks to the left, to Coutts!

Make ready!

Gamling! Follow the main convoy in the center to Ottawa

Grimbold! Take your trucks right, past the Antifa nail traps to Toronto! Forth! And fear no darkness!

Arise! Arise drivers of Canada! Engines shall be revved! Horns shall be honked! A sword day! A red day! Ere the sun rises!

Drive now! Drive Now! Drive! Drive to Ruin! And the World's ending!

Death! Death! Death! Death!

Forth honking!

Hoooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnk!