🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

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Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votes: 599 24.7%
  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votes: 1,304 53.9%
  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 518 21.4%

  • Total voters
    2,421
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Another tweet that needs to be reposted if it hasn't been yet. Gator fucking wins with one retweet of an old Jade post. This just fucking ruins Ralph on a level I havent seen before.
Mixed feelings here, I always hate it when hogs like Ralph take swipes at people who've been kind to them like Jade. I guess the small connection Nora and Jade had and the fact Jade has a Cordial connection to Ralph is why Jim always held back and avoided laughing at Ralph. Ironically, the way Jim laughed at the sextape and his portugal beatdown was also very much done with an air of "C'mon you gotta admit these stories are funny but I'm not talking shit about you bro." way.

That said, it's been obvious for three years now how much of a disloyal seething pig Ralph is, and to be honest, the main reason Ralph got this bad is because of people like Rikieta and Jim always tiptoeing around his bullshit, and cucks like Gator guntguarding like simps for pigs. Either way, Jade is a better woman than anything the gunt managed to put his hoofs on and I think it's making him seethe that even though he managed to land a "thin" girl like May people are still disgusted by her.

As Null said, Nora was the best woman Ralph has ever gotten and could possibly get and him fucking around with whores and treating her so badly she left despite her traditional upbringing and the fact he got his hooks into her when she was like 17 should have made it almost impossible to lose her. But I guess even Nora woke up and realised she could do much better than the gunt after all his fuckups. His shots at Jade just shows how insecure he is about his own girlfriend tbh.
 
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I’m pissed that @Flamenco didn’t bring this up last night. This is one of those accusations one should never make lightly, and Gator did it hundreds of times over the past couple of years. Far from being the fucking hero he thinks he is, Gator deserves to get the Lisbon treatment himself. Until he walks this shit back and genuinely apologizes, he’s no better than Ethan Ralph.
This. This perhaps is what pisses me off the most about Shannon.

Acts as if he made some grand gesture of stepping from underneath the Gunt and should just be accepted after running his dumb cunt mouth about everyone their master had a gripe with just because the Gunt didn't like them for stupid reasons and made all of these unsavory accusations and slung so many unpleasant insults. If he had some sense he would've let the fat fuck rant and not say anything. Just stand there and collect his 150 a month.

But no, he had to run his mouth about everyone without thinking about repercussions. Now it's all good? Without so much as a genuine apology and attempt to rectify his behavior? Nah. He can get what he deserves and have his man purse taken from him - cause you know he'd be that much of a faggot to carry one even if it's a metaphorical one.
 
I’m pissed that @Flamenco didn’t bring this up last night.
Why would he? Flamenco and Gator are complete bitches, and they always have been. Both of them are completely confrontation-phobic, and they only grow enough balls to shit-talk when they're absolutely surrounded by perceived "friends."
Gator should have been called out for his actions at least 100 times last night, but it didn't happen even once. They should have treated last night like an intervention, and not a bunch of buddies hanging around and talking shit.

Everyone went way too easy on Gator last night. I'm not saying they should have stomped his head in Portugal-style, but they should have at least made him answer for the shit that he's pulled.
 
His shots at Jade just shows how insecure he is about his own girlfriend tbh.
That's the funniest thing is that he almost never defends May. He could not possibly give less of a shit about her. She is literally just an incubator for a second child because he thinks spawning more degenerate bastard children will make him cooler online.
 
While, for some unknown fucking reason, I'd like to see Gator redeem himself, he's not managing it.
I kinda understand it, since he's a retarded autist and turning on his slavemaster of the past 5+ years will take some time for his mentality to actually adjust to not constantly doing damage control and affirmations for Ralph, but he's holding back too much and still, bewilderingly, trying to maintain that his (actually Ralph's) position on some people is correct despite pointing out that he's supposedly now aware that Ralph is a fucking retard and a terrible judge of anything.

Obviously, I don't think anyone should be sending Gator criticism like this directly because then he might act rationally and that might remove some of the razzle dazzle of this clown show.
 
That's the funniest thing is that he almost never defends May. He could not possibly give less of a shit about her. She is literally just an incubator for a second child because he thinks spawning more degenerate bastard children will make him cooler online.
I mean... As stupid and dumb as he is, even he can see there isn't a chance in hell he can defend that creature.

It's plain to see these naive dumbasses are meant to just keep his bed warm while he does whatever. Who in their right mind with a pregnant girlfriend/wife/fiancee/cockholster/whatever would go for a trip to a foreign country instead of standing by in case something happens? Or pisses away money in Vegas with concurrent trips and pieces of meat without anything special to them besides the fancy name of the restaurant?

It's just gonna be another neglected kid to add to his hedonistic life to ignore before he moves on to the next slag and breeds another poor souls into the world.

Ralph truly is an inspiration to birth control and castration.
 
That's the funniest thing is that he almost never defends May. He could not possibly give less of a shit about her.
To be fair, she really is just a life support system for a vagina. That's literally it. I know that this is often said about women in general, but in Pantsu's case, it's actually true.
 
That's the funniest thing is that he almost never defends May.
Even Ethanol Ralph, with his uncanny ability both to engage in ridiculously damaging e-sperging campaigns and sink his public opinion deeper than the USS Johnston, sees May, his wife, as the hill he'd rather not die on. I can only merely speculate on what kind of bewildering mental gymnastics and coping mechanisms May is engaging in to keep 'herself' in check, when the truth of the matter is so obviously plain for everyone to see.
 
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Ralph really is retarded. Even Gator finally woke up to what Ralph is, but Ralph? Nope. As we saw from his stream he decided to not only double down but further engage in his delusions. There’s never going to be a moment of clarity in Ralph’s head. Maybe it’s brain damage from drug use, but he’s never going to come to and realize that he’s the asshole.

And thank goodness for that. Start the countdown on Dick being outted as a real snake.
 
This might just be my personal experience, but didn't most people only ever start watching Ralph because Metokur was on sometimes?
 
Start the countdown on Dick being outted as a real snake.
That I doubt will ever happen because as much of a dumbass as Ralph is, I doubt he'd ever bite Daddy Dick's hand. At this point it's probably him and the part of his audience that they have in common as well that's drip feeding Ralph. If he ever burns that bridge then he'll absolutely take a dive into the void. Either way it's gonna be funny to see because greasy mexican's bound to make fun of Ralph and he gets to eat it and like it lest he shits on the only relevant person that keeps him around.
 
Poor Ralph. The guy has the worst luck. Everyone in his life except him turns out to be an asshole and wrong. I can't wait for him to recover from his fractured skull so he can find Jim and totally beat him up man to man.
 
That's the funniest thing is that he almost never defends May. He could not possibly give less of a shit about her. She is literally just an incubator for a second child because he thinks spawning more degenerate bastard children will make him cooler online.
Last night someone was super chatting a big dig at May and he didn’t let the speech to text read it all. He said he would let it be read in full if the person would re-send it and pay twenty dollars instead of three.

So, Pantsu’s honor is worth a mere 20 bucks to Gunty.
 
Last night someone was super chatting a big dig at May and he didn’t let the speech to text read it all. He said he would let it be read in full if the person would re-send it and pay twenty dollars instead of three.

So, Pantsu’s honor is worth a mere 20 bucks to Gunty.
He offered to take his shirt off for $200. He's clearly in financial trouble,
 
He offered to take his shirt off for $200. He's clearly in financial trouble,


I didn’t finish listening. It was beyond boring. He obviously wasn’t ready to start bleating again, but he just had to to bitch about Jim and company. He also had to to get those sweet donos because he’s hemorrhaging that American dollar the Portugal women rendered their garments for.

The only rendered garments was his Dollar General graphic tee.
 
Guys Null cant apologize and shouldnt, all what Gator complains about him its the working of Magichan taking over his body, Magichan will never let Gator and Null be frens
 
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