🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[Slimy Time]

Karen Farms owned again. Our Chad King has teeth! RALPH WON

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Of the thousands of pictures that we have of Ralph here, we must have one with his teeth pre-Lisbon to compare.

 

[Tommy's Mom]

He has that warble to his voice, like when people are trying not to cry.

You'd have a warbly voice too if a 15-year-old hooker jumped up and down on your larynx with her big hooker boots.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

He can't talk about all of it because its an open investigation? The victim can talk about it... Suspects shouldn't.

 

[Lemmingwise]

Lmao ralph telling his story...

The first thing he did when his manpurse got stolen, was scream "somebody stop that guy", lmao.

 

[Harshed Mellow]

"THAT'S MY PURSE I DON"T KNOW YOU!"

Oh by the way, Those knuckles are not bloody.

 

[JustStopDude]

Wait did Ralph have a "friend" there that let him get his face caved in?

 

[Goyslop Muncher]

you can see the reflection of his screen in his glasses. someone with better CSI skills than me needs to investigate if he's reading this thread

 

[Niggernerd]

WHAT A WOMAN LMFAO

 

[Radical Cadre]

So far the most interesting thing here is how pathetic Flamenco is.

 

[Image Reactions]

Are you serious? Ralph getting his shit pushed in is some of the best content the site has seen in years.

It’s all related. Jim wouldn’t have dunked in Gunt so hard if he didn’t get beaten like all the women he’s beat.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Of the thousands of pictures that we have of Ralph here, we must have one with his teeth pre-Lisbon to compare.

Gunt has had at least partial dentures for years. He just had them out in the hospital photo

 

[Drew Pickles 69]

"Basically what happened was uh... you know."
Why was he sitting on the ground? Do unvaccinated gunts have to sit outside on the sidewalk like a dog?

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

He had a friend with him too?

 

[IamnottheNSA]

Oh, so it wasn't actually 4 guys?
UH-OH

 

[Radical Cadre]

>mocks Jim "for running from everything he's ever done"
>ran from the wife and kid
>twice

 

[Slimy Time]

HAHAHAHA, I got my ass kicked, but at least I'm not scared to leave my house.

 

[Jeff Gerstmann]

Ralph admitting to going into the fetal position while the locals rained blows upon him

 

[Haru Okumura]

"I was drunk, let's be honest" - Ethan Ralph

 

[JustStopDude]

This is like sitting at a bus stop and trying to ignore the homeless, smelly drunk guy as he rambles a story you can barely understand.

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

So some other people who didn’t take his purse fucked him up and was drunk on top of that