🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

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Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votes: 599 24.7%
  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votes: 1,304 53.9%
  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 518 21.4%

  • Total voters
    2,421
It's hilarious and depressing to realize that even as Ralph self destructs in epic white trash fashion, there will always be aspiring Guntguard to fill the void Gator is leaving behind.
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Apparently this woman is homeschooling her 5 children. I can only imagine the subhuman retards they will become after being educated by a woman who reads Ethan Ralph and thinks 'dang, that's really smart writing'.
She was a former Killstream guest so not surprising, advocating the interesting position of her own disenfranchisement and that of all other women.


Shes in the comments section here.
 
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Not everything I predicted happened in correct order but never the less it happened :story:
 
I highly doubt Jim cares that much to hate Ralph, he didnt even go that hard last night I thought, what happened to Ralph is objectively funny, theres no getting away from that, Ralphs sperg out is completely unjustified, obviously everyone is going to laugh at something like this.
I honestly wonder if Ralph has ever actually had friends. What Jim said was nothing that I wouldn't have said if that happened to even my best friend. It's locker room ribbing at best but since Ralph has no context and is so extremely insecure he takes everything as a hostile act.
 
Jesus Christ.

Ethan Ralph really is the biggest pussy on the internet. That's really fucking hard to do.
 
I mean he kinda is if you think about it, Tony:
>had a poor relationship with his mother
>Believed everyone in his life was at one point or another out to get him
>desperately holding on to a "golden days" that never existed
>Constantly took pissing matches with people higher up than him

in a way they are similar, the difference is ralph has nothing that make tony interesting or even slightly "redeemable"
Tony would have just snuffed Ralph out like he did Christopher Molisanti before he goes and ruins his innocent child’s life with his enormous stupidity and selfishness. Sort of how Jim is finally having to put Gunt out of his misery after two years of being a dumpster fire human being and before there is an actual baby near him.
 
I mean he kinda is if you think about it, Tony:
>had a poor relationship with his mother
>Believed everyone in his life was at one point or another out to get him
>desperately holding on to a "golden days" that never existed
>Constantly took pissing matches with people higher up than him

in a way they are similar, the difference is ralph has nothing that make tony interesting or even slightly "redeemable"
and they both did coke with Ade
 
I wanna know what kind of grown male calls their father ‘daddy’? sounds way too San Francisco for me. Once you hit ten or eleven it should be dad or pop or father or shithead drunk if they happen to earn that one but not daddy.
 
Gator will definitely be back when he realizes he can't tie onto the Jim ship. The subtweets between Jim and Ralph are incredibly gay, I wanna see the real shit be flung.
I don't think even Gator wants to be in the Gunt's shadow anymore. Ralph used to just be a content creator that would only occasionally embarrass himself while drunk. Ever since shit went sour with the first girl he knocked up though his life has left the trailer and gone straight into the outhouse, and he just can't seem to help himself.
 
He's reaching Sargon levels of delusion while being even more limited intellectually.
Do you mean that we're due for the extremely fat white trash version of Sargon's Tea Party of Cope to announce the 20 year plan? I hope that's what you mean
 
I don't think even Gator wants to be in the Gunt's shadow anymore. Ralph used to just be a content creator that would only occasionally embarrass himself while drunk. Ever since shit went sour with the first girl he knocked up though his life has left the trailer and gone straight into the outhouse, and he just can't seem to help himself.
Gator's anime podcast is going to be much more successful than the current Killstream could ever be. I'm not at all surprised he bailed and I'm happy for him. I never disliked Gator unless he was simping for Ralph and now it's obvious it was for the money.
 
Jesus Christ even Gator's out??? LMFAO

Gator's anime podcast is going to be much more successful than the current Killstream could ever be. I'm not at all surprised he bailed and I'm happy for him. I never disliked Gator unless he was simping for Ralph and now it's obvious it was for the money.
And he can broadcast himself on Youtube, unlike faggot-ass Ethan Ralph.
 
One corn joke.

All it took was one corn joke
On 18 July 1944, during a strategy conference in the Wolfsschanze,[6] a fly began buzzing around the room, allegedly landing on Hitler's shoulder and on the surface of a map several times. Irritated, Hitler ordered Darges to dispatch the nuisance. Darges suggested that, as it was an airborne pest, the job should go to the Luftwaffe adjutant, Nicolaus von Below. Hitler took Darges aside, dismissed him on the spot and had him transferred to the Eastern Front.[3]

Same energy, just without any of the power and quadruple the autism.
 
So, Ralph is going to isolate himself even more with abstract text messages from a box on his monitor while crying that Gator was just always such a Beta-Looser-Bitch he just had on the show for years out of pity, while the walls are slowly coming closer. Gator then is going to unpack all the emberassing bts details, Gunt will deny them, and laughts will be had while we slowly count the days to his imminent next trashfire. Fun, but a little too predictable.
 
So, Ralph is going to isolate himself even more with abstract text messages from a box on his monitor while crying that Gator was just always such a Beta-Looser-Bitch he just had on the show for years out of pity, while the walls are slowly coming closer. Gator then is going to unpack all the emberassing bts details, Gunt will deny them, and laughts will be had while we slowly count the days to his imminent next trashfire. Fun, but a little too predictable.
Much more entertaining will be to watch all the tech fall apart with no fix in sight while Ralph claims gator never did nothin
 
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