🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

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Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votes: 599 24.7%

  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votes: 1,304 53.9%

  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 518 21.4%
  • Total voters
    2,421
I thought this was Gator proclaiming that he and Ralph got back together but he was just replying to some gay wrestling shit.

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F_Break said:
Sarkeesian broke up with her boyfriend a few years ago (Jonathan McIntosh) who was really the brains behind Feminist Frequency and burned through all of her GG fun money trying to stay relevant until she couldn't afford to pay her lackeys. No she's reduced to putting out a garbage quality podcast that can't even break 2k views while most of her former audience migrated to her ex's channel where he gets way more views than her. Her life is like the end scene of a heist movie if it continued past the point where the crook burned through all of their money and is forced to collect aluminum cans for quarters.
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lmfao so she is paying the toll for going full macintosh?

:story::story::story:
 
I can only imagine the gunt, his face smashed, his mind in limbo due to the heavy painkillers, lying on a bed in this cheap portuguese hotelroom, watching the movie "Downfall" on repeat and thinking to himself that ending his internet career as a total disaster is kinda cool.
 
Jim is probably just sitting on his ass in the anime dungeon working out what weeb shit he's going to buy with all the superchat money he'll make dunking on the Gunt on stream.
 
F_Break said:
Sarkeesian broke up with her boyfriend a few years ago (Jonathan McIntosh) who was really the brains behind Feminist Frequency and burned through all of her GG fun money trying to stay relevant until she couldn't afford to pay her lackeys. No she's reduced to putting out a garbage quality podcast that can't even break 2k views while most of her former audience migrated to her ex's channel where he gets way more views than her. Her life is like the end scene of a heist movie if it continued past the point where the crook burned through all of their money and is forced to collect aluminum cans for quarters.
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Anita can stay with me if she wants. I'll take good care of her.
 
Bloodfeast Island Man said:
Can Ralph even run the stream without Gator? He's seemed to always have some "technical" person around to do stuff like configure OBS or whatever. I doubt he knows much more than just hitting the "Stream" button
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There's been gatorless, non-pillstreams before. When Gator was still doing ''school'' Frequently it was just him and maybe tardski and or Dingo / butters. Unless he's super drunk or high, he generally hasn't had issue I've noticed running OBS. Who knows - with those blows to the head he might have diminished capacity.
 
free_protons4u said:
I think this is the first time I ever visited theralphretort.com to read his cope. His front page is an embarrassment. It's literally a fucking blog with half of the articles personal attacks (wasn't his restraining order for that one old girl cause he used this website to post her address or something). He wrote 5 posts in 2021!? Nigger are you fucking kidding me?

Like it's just a neglected website, but this fatfuck introduces his gay show every day by saying he is the "editor-in-chief of The Ralph Retort." I always assumed he posted boring news article and soft cocked commentary pieces, but it's literally a neglected blog. Why does he say every day he's the editor-in-chief of this absolute brainless eyesore?

EDIT: his website has comments on articles but he disabled it for his gay Metokur post. Fucking L-O-L what a goddamn bitch
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That website is how he got his twitter check. The twitter check is too him what the silver play button was to matt. I think he just keeps it up as a point of personal pride.
 
Could this be, quite possibly, the worst few weeks of Ralph's life?
>no contest on sex tape
>Daddy Dax bails on your spite trip
>beaten bloody and purse gets stole
>swollen head and stuck in Portugal
>might miss the Super Bowl and definitely can't bet on it now
>Other Daddy Jim laughs at your self-made misfortune

...oh yeah and I guess Pantsu is pregnant and scared or something.
 
Since we're in a guntpocalypse now, Jim should title his next stream The F Ethan Ralph Festival 2 for shits and giggles.

Isn't it astonishing how PPP and Warski blew their entire load on guntlore just a week ago and there has already been massive developments to keep the Ralph streams going? Not that they should focus on Ralph, but there is likely something retarded Ralph will do each week that is worth covering.

I noticed Sunrise Productions has been putting out like 1-2 videos every week on Ralph since last summer. IT NEVER ENDS!
 
Edilg said:
Could this be, quite possibly, the worst few weeks of Ralph's life?
>no contest on sex tape
>Daddy Dax bails on your spite trip
>beaten bloody and purse gets stole
>swollen head and stuck in Portugal
>might miss the Super Bowl and definitely can't bet on it now
>Other Daddy Jim laughs at your self-made misfortune

...oh yeah and I guess Pantsu is pregnant and scared or something.
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GOD'S PLAN! GOD'S PLAN BROKE DICK FARMERS!!!
 
Keranu said:
OK chuck dozens of clocks at my head if it's been said already, but the hilarity that Ralph wrote a blog post titled "Fear" and yet he still couldn't specify Jim's name.

This has got to be Ralph's biggest bitch move to date. Holy hell what a giant vagina he is. This is the funniest shit, I love it!

Thank you, Ralph!!
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He's being really careful with his little vanity blog after Ade turned his shitpipe inside-out. Not that I think gymbo would sue, but I do think that little spat he lost with Ade has him too afraid to go all out.
 
Product Intervention said:
It's alright guys! Ralph can still have Rand on the sh-

... oh right.
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Whatever happened to Culture War Criminal? Did little nickers make Ralph kick him off the show? He just sort of vanished after I stopped sniping with no explanation - unless I'm just retarded and missed it somewhere.
 
Keranu said:
Isn't it astonishing how PPP and Warski blew their entire load on guntlore just a week ago and there has already been massive developments to keep the Ralph streams going? Not that they should focus on Ralph, but there is likely something retarded Ralph will do each week that is worth covering.
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I think they should have a recurring segment for Ralph. Sunrise does it, Josh does it, Deadman does it, and I think perhaps some others. As you mentioned, Ralph is always fucking up his life, so the content spigot is always on. But aside from that, as people on this board are aware, Ethan gives a great return on the investment. If you fuck with him, he will react in spectacularly entertaining ways. This is one of the most popular boards on this site for a reason.
 
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