🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

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Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votes: 599 24.7%

  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votes: 1,304 53.9%

  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 518 21.4%
  • Total voters
    2,421
Insanely Retarded said:
Just to clarify for the people hoping Gator will suddenly turn on Ralph, Gator didn't break up with Ralph, Ralph dumped Gator for "betraying" him.

This means that as soon as Ralph comes to his senses and tells Gator he is sorry, Gator will go running back to him like the spineless bitch he is.

Don't expect anything from Gator, at best he will keep quiet and at worst he will still gunt guard.
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quite possibly the first break-up Gator ever had. He must be devastated.
 
Hazel Motes said:
Ethan shows off his 'Internet Aristocrat' folder. "I've had this since GamerGate, son."
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It must feel pretty great being Anita Sarkeesian right now, being rich from anti-gg simp dollars kicking back in expensive shoes and having forgotten all of these people. Her life is probably like the end scene of a heist movie.

That or the Gamergay curse is going to hit her the hardest.

I honestly don't know which.
 
Ralph is an absolute pussy. He flies off the handle as an intimidation tactic to make people back off so he never has to actually put up. Or (when he's really scared) he goes after women.

Ralph is lterally four feet tall and has a giant, sandy vagina.
 
Imagine being neigh and having to have sex with this sad swollen meat blimps micro penis lifting up his feted gunt while a thick viscous fluid slowly seeps out like translucent honey. The heat emanating from his body wafting a foul vapor into her nose like a highway on a hot summer's day.

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Uncle Warren said:
It's not the question of "Why isn't Jim talking about Ethan all the fucking time" it's the question of "At what peak clusterfuck does Jim finally take advantage of the situation to make fun of a retard."

Quality over quantity. Too bad the rest of the stream probably was reading superchats.
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I don't remember if he read any superchats this stream but he did advertise a new Letterman Jacket to dunk on Mersh, maybe I'll buy one.
 
Kraut said:
quite possibly the first break-up Gator ever had. He must be devastated.
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I mean, didn't you kidnap some stupid cunt and then try to force her to fuck you for a place to stay? That was you right? Same dude that thought it was funny to take money you were gifted by slightly religious parents to buy dildos to shove up your ass?

I mean, it is funny to laugh at gator, but you trying to throw stones is just sad. You are so fucking stupid you poured grease down a goddamn sink and was confused it fucked with your shower drain. I don't get why you think somehow you are anything but a shameless faggot that deserves to get gassed.
 
Sammich said:
I mean, didn't you kidnap some stupid cunt and then try to force her to fuck you for a place to stay? That was you right? Same dude that thought it was funny to take money you were gifted by slightly religious parents to buy dildos to shove up your ass?

I mean, it is funny to laugh at gator, but you trying to throw stones is just sad. You are so fucking stupid you poured grease down a goddamn sink and was confused it fucked with your shower drain. I don't get why you think somehow you are anything but a shameless faggot that deserves to get gassed.
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Not to mention, that he promised to give answers about everything in his own thread, but as soon at that "everything" moved past trout jokes, he ran away like a bitch.
 
I think this is the first time I ever visited theralphretort.com to read his cope. His front page is an embarrassment. It's literally a fucking blog with half of the articles personal attacks (wasn't his restraining order for that one old girl cause he used this website to post her address or something). He wrote 5 posts in 2021!? Nigger are you fucking kidding me?

Like it's just a neglected website, but this fatfuck introduces his gay show every day by saying he is the "editor-in-chief of The Ralph Retort." I always assumed he posted boring news article and soft cocked commentary pieces, but it's literally a neglected blog. Why does he say every day he's the editor-in-chief of this absolute brainless eyesore?

EDIT: his website has comments on articles but he disabled it for his gay Metokur post. Fucking L-O-L what a goddamn bitch
 
Happy Fish said:
It must feel pretty great being Anita Sarkeesian right now, being rich from anti-gg simp dollars kicking back in expensive shoes and having forgotten all of these people. Her life is probably like the end scene of a heist movie.

That or the Gamergay curse is going to hit her the hardest.

I honestly don't know which.
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Sarkeesian broke up with her boyfriend a few years ago (Jonathan McIntosh) who was really the brains behind Feminist Frequency and burned through all of her GG fun money trying to stay relevant until she couldn't afford to pay her lackeys. Now she's reduced to putting out a garbage quality podcast that can't even break 2k views while most of her former audience migrated to her ex's channel where he gets way more views than her. Her life is like the end scene of a heist movie if it continued past the point where the crook burned through all of their money and is forced to collect aluminum cans for quarters.
 
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