🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

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Who did the worse beating?

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The promise made during the IBS Apocalypse stream that absolutely everyone involved would end up calling each other faggot has finally came to pass

The Second Coming of Internet Bloodsports has finally come to build its kingdom of shit
 
I think Gator might turn on the gunt soon I look forward to the Gator Gate thread. Just as the godess Chicomecoatl gave the Aztecs maize may we sacrifice this gunt as an offering to placate the old gods. Bring forth the harvest.
 
You can actually tell by his writing in that article that he's drunk.
"You're proud of that, even!"
Just gives off pillstream vibes the entire thing, like a drunk uncle giving the rest of the family a piece of his mind at a get-together, with family members tugging at his sleeve to get him to sit back down.
 
Ralph is about to blow a blood vessel in the hospital from rage and Jim is no doubt gasping for air from laughter at the sweaty pig fury coming from that essay. The only thing we're missing is Josh yelling 'CRIPPLE FIGHT' and pointing the camera in the right direction.
 
The image of a beaten and bruised Ralph hunched over a small desk, struggling to reach the keyboard over his gunt forcing the table back, drunk and muttering to himself in red haze is an amazing sight to imagine.
 
Drew Pickles 69 said:
I think Gator might turn on the gunt soon I look forward to the Gator Gate thread. Just as the godess Chicomecoatl gave the Aztecs maize may we sacrifice this gunt as an offering to placate the old gods. Bring forth the harvest.
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Well the Gamer Gator is a pun on GamerGate, and Metokur is up on Mt Gamergate, so it is possible he be holding out to switch.

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Jim makes fun of Sargon's suit, it takes him a few weeks to really get a rise out of him. He makes fun of Ralph's purse, it takes a few hours for him to make an angry article about how he wants Jim to die of cancer aids. Imagine being so thin-skinned that fucking Sargon can take a joke better than you.
 
you whine to your fat Asian hog
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Lmao, Ralph cannot help but be a total cunt.
Why is Ralph hung up on this? From what I've seen of Jade, she's just short and well-endowed. He seems to be projecting his own hoggishness onto an Asian woman. Very strange.
 
Meowstery said:
Ralph is about to blow a blood vessel in the hospital from rage and Jim is no doubt gasping for air from laughter at the sweaty pig fury coming from that essay. The only thing we're missing is Josh yelling 'CRIPPLE FIGHT' and pointing the camera in the right direction.
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It's almost 5AM in Serbia, I'm sure once he wakes up he'll have a smuckle.
 
HarveySperg41 said:
The funnier tactic from Jim would be to let Ralph go scorched earth, then report him so he looses his coveted blue checkmark.
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Nah, I don't think that's how Jim rolls.
Anti said:
Fresh off the press! https://theralphretort.com/fear-0201022/

Did he write it out in just an hour with no proofreading whatsoever?
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What the fuck is this shit?

Does Ralph think this is some kind of "own?" Jim's entire online persona - and one that he's embraced, mind you - is that he's just a random schmuck on the internet who likes to shitpost and laugh at things he thinks is funny, giving his takes on various internet and IRL drama. He's never tried to portray himself as some kind of leader or guru and would probably laugh at anyone who said he was. There's nothing for Ralph to take down, because there's nothing Jim has ever put out there.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm getting flashbacks to Sargon's personal crusade against Jim a few years ago for not taking his political career seriously. We all know how that turned out.
 
Also the fact that he sit to write that article is great because it cuts off the "I hate to say it, but after I fought the darkies in a 69-1 cage match them doctors over in Portugal gave me the silly pills, and since I've been sober since mah ma died they went straight to mah head" escape route that Gator would probably be feeding him in discord
 
He mentions twitter DMs in his drug fueled rant, I wonder if that will be his next move, to release messages that he thinks will expose Metokur.

Also for someone writing about "fear" he's awfully afraid to name the person he's talking about.
 
#KillAllPedos said:
Who do you think bails next? Between Dick and Pantsu, I’m thinking Pantsu. She’s a hat-carrying member of the Sweety Squad. She does not like this turn.
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It's my theory that all this insanty and delusion we've seen Ralph devolve into since the Revenge Porn Release is due to Pantsu manipulating him fir whatever reason. Maybe she's spiking his weed with Spice.

Retink said:
Ralph just can't stop winning, first he stands up to Portugal and owns Warski by not dying, now he sniffed out the traitor in his ranks, the snake known as Jimmy. This is some 4D chess Ralph is playing to know who his true friends are.
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More like 72-Dimensional Chess.
 
Ethan Ralph is 5'1 said:
The Gunt photo was in January too, right?
It's really not his lucky month.
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But January 2022 has to be unprecedented in Gunt lore. It's pretty fucking crazy to think about everything that's happened to him this month.

- a black man saves him from dying of hypothermia after he strands himself on a backroad during a blizzard.
- narrowly avoids jail time for revenge porn
- falls out with Warski, plans a spite trip with his e-daddy who backs out at the last minute. gets bullied into going to Portugal alone.
- has an autistic hippy show up at his house during the fuck ralph festival to leave the gift of diapers. doesn't do shit about it cause he's a fat pussy.
- goes to Portugal and gets his ass kicked to the point of needing surgery to repair his busted up face, lol
- burns the bridge with Daddy Jim in epic white trash fashion. gator finally draws the line and will take his broom elsewhere, probably to flamenco's channel.

I feel like I'm still forgetting something but damn, Ralph is pushing the limits of public humiliation. It's truly something to behold.
 
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