Jaron Seth Bloshinsky / Jazz Jennings / I Am Jazz - Puberty Blockers: Not Even Once

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GenitalFetishist said:
26 is still pretty young in the grand scheme of things. She's been raised in troonworld and is (apparently?) studying troonology, but there's time. Especially if Jazz has his own epiphany at some point.
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Ari is getting a Ph.D. in Experimental Psychology, according to her Twitter account. Someone graduating from her program would most likely be looking to land a faculty position at a University, running their own research lab. It's not an online vanity degree or something like that.

Sometimes I wonder what went so wrong with Sander. Jazz's other two siblings made it out fairly well-adjusted and seem to be on the path to lead relatively normal lives, but Sander seems significantly more impaired, both socially and cognitively. It makes me wonder more about Jeanette and Sander's relationship. It's been apparent in recent episodes that Sander is the black sheep of the family. I'm willing to bet that's probably always been the case.
 
Iron Jaguar said:
I'm pretty sure Noah isn't actually attracted to women. I think she just tells herself she should be attracted to them because "I'm a man".
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That is called a lesbian... Noah, are you... homophobic?

Cluster Beezin said:
Sometimes I wonder what went so wrong with Sander. Jazz's other two siblings made it out fairly well-adjusted and seem to be on the path to lead relatively normal lives, but Sander seems significantly more impaired, both socially and cognitively. It makes me wonder more about Jeanette and Sander's relationship. It's been apparent in recent episodes that Sander is the black sheep of the family. I'm willing to bet that's probably always been the case.
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Sander can still do well if he focuses on having a normal low-profile career. Digital Marketing is something that most business are looking for, and I've seen very mediocre people working as CM doing the most outrageous type of work. It wouldn't be hard for Sander to land a job.

The problem is that he's a lazy fucker who wants an easy road to success. "I am Sander, Jazz's brother, I can dance and make tiktok dances also, I'm an ally!" That's it, that's the "career" and that's all of his "job".

What Sander seems to want is to become an influencer who only gets paid to promote a product because he has a big audience. Fine, be an influencer. But if all he does is tiktoks from his living room, he's gonna be a really bad one. He should try to make it interesting besides "look my rainbow shirt, I care about gays..!" That doesn't work for men in the same way it works for women.
 
The pudgy troon and his obviously anorexic blue-haired wife really stood out to me during the farcical mixer.
It looks like he ate half of her.
 
Cluster Beezin said:
Sometimes I wonder what went so wrong with Sander. Jazz's other two siblings made it out fairly well-adjusted and seem to be on the path to lead relatively normal lives, but Sander seems significantly more impaired, both socially and cognitively. It makes me wonder more about Jeanette and Sander's relationship. It's been apparent in recent episodes that Sander is the black sheep of the family. I'm willing to bet that's probably always been the case.
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There was the whole thing where Griffon took more nutrients in the womb than Sander. That probably resulted in Sander having some kind of mild learning disability like ADHD or sub-clinical autism.

Some anon on /tv/ speculated that their family dynamic turned him into a chaser. My theory doesn't rule out the anon's theory, because the learning disability would explain why Sander became a fetishist and Griffon did not- learning disabilities and mental illnesses, even minor ones, predispose people to fetishes. Someone whose brain is developing a bit slower has a longer window to pick up a fetish too.

I also think Sander used to drink more than Griffon. Was Griffon even in the frat? I want to know more about Sander's Greek experience. What house was he in, was he a fall or spring rush, was he a legacy (that's very important because legacies have to be considered for bids).

My guess is he got into a house that used to be good but was losing members. He's close to normal but there's just something off, and to get into a good frat, you have to be aggressively normal. Maybe the house had a bad fall pledge class, so they gave him a bid in the spring despite having chud factor. Maybe most houses blackballed him when they learned who his brother was, and one forgot to do their research.
 
Or maybe at the end of the day, Sander is just a poor idiot with severe mommy issues that manifested into him genuinely believing that sucking the girldick is the only way he can fill the void inside him. Only he will never be satisfied and will never understand why because his dopamine-chasing social media brain will never work hard enough to help him pinpoint everything on Jeanette.

Sander likely has anger issues that stem from emotional neglect, hence his abrasive nature. He will almost certainly follow in Jeanette's footsteps and go full narc if he ever fathers children of his own. But it all begins with Jeanette being a sociopath munchie and Greg being too much of a busy cuck to care.
 
Just for clarity, in the first season, ON MOTHER'S DAY (because of course), while the siblings are thinking of what to do for mother's day, there comes a scene when Jazz wants to do a collage for Jeanette, of pictures with Jeanette and the kids.

The scene...is quite very brutal in Ari, Sander, and Griffin telling how the family dynamic really is. They basically all say, Jeanette only focuses on Jazz, and therefore most of the pictures of Jeanette, only have Jazz with her. Jazz seems completely surprised about this, and tries to insist it's not, and Ari and the twins tell Jazz, no it's true. They also state how Jeanette always takes Jazz on trips with her one-on-one, but Jeanette obviously doesn't do this with them. They then cut away to the siblings being like, "Well, it's understandable because you know, TRANS and all" but there is clear resentment from all of them towards Jazz, and they're basically a side thought for Jeanette, UNTIL, of course, they get away from her clutches, such as Ari.

Also, poor Ari. When they go out for brunch or whatever, Jazz is like, "Yeah, I can't have my own kids, but Ari can carry them for me." Oh, and Jazz isn't thinking of just one kid, he wants EIGHT!! All birthed by Ari of course. Ari, when hearing this scene, her face shows WTF IS THIS SHIT!?! But who can blame her when your little brother just thinks of you as their gestator, and has no clue of what pregnancy or childbirth entails. Jeanette kinds of eggs this on, but Grandma's face is also too, WTF!?! Ari tries to laugh this off and says, "maybe one, but no way I'm doing 8."

I swear recaps are coming, but, this is daunting, especially because we now know the ending, and it's very heart breaking to watch, not just for Jazz, but all the kids. Hell, I even feel bad for the grandparents, because I kind of think they were held hostage by Jeanette. They outwardly speak of how shocked they are by it, try not to really say their true thoughts on it, and seem to only put up with this shit because if they didn't, Jeanette wouldn't allow them to see their grandchildren. That's just how it projects to me at least.

And, my LibreOffice finally downloaded, so now I can finally get all this shit down.
 
Putin Bot said:
Also, poor Ari. When they go out for brunch or whatever, Jazz is like, "Yeah, I can't have my own kids, but Ari can carry them for me." Oh, and Jazz isn't thinking of just one kid, he wants EIGHT!! All birthed by Ari of course. Ari, when hearing this scene, her face shows WTF IS THIS SHIT!?!
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For as much as I sympathize with Jazz and view him as a stunted child, this behavior here is unacceptable. A good parent would have just suggested that Jazz consider adoption or surrogacy. Ari is not Jazz's fucking baby-dumpster, nor should she have to give up a biological child so that his immature, selfish ass gets to ruin them. Ari should have put her foot down and said NO from day one the second this was mentioned. It's blatant de-personing of his own sister.

Fuck Jazz. This is the only area I'll say that with 100% conviction. That's your fucking sister. Show her some fucking respect.
 
twattycake said:
Let's not forget she stretched her ears so big they'll never get back to a normal size without surgery. Think of how that will look if she hits 40: either she'll leave the jewelry in and look like a (wo)manchild, she'll get them sewn shut and have even more visible scars, or she'll take the jewelry out and have warped ears with holes bigger than her index finger for the rest of her life.

Getting pierced is one thing, getting pierced in a way you can't fix by just taking out the jewelry is another - she's an idiot if she really believes she won't outgrow those some day.
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TMI INCOMING

Everyone’s point of elasticity is different, mine were bigger than Noah’s and returned to normal.

And I have to give Jazz a pass on the name thing. I had a legal name change/hyphenation as a minor and it’s such a dumb, ridiculous pain in the ass that decades later it still comes up and causes problems occasionally. Whether her momager walks her through it or not, how do troons handle it? Perhaps when you’re already warping reality around your immediate area you don’t sweat the small stuff.
 
Muttnik said:
For as much as I sympathize with Jazz and view him as a stunted child, this behavior here is unacceptable. A good parent would have just suggested that Jazz consider adoption or surrogacy. Ari is not Jazz's fucking baby-dumpster, nor should she have to give up a biological child so that his immature, selfish ass gets to ruin them. Ari should have put her foot down and said NO from day one the second this was mentioned. It's blatant de-personing of his own sister.

Fuck Jazz. This is the only area I'll say that with 100% conviction. That's your fucking sister. Show her some fucking respect.
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This was Jeanette's grooming, make no mistake. The fact she was basically egging Jazz on, but Ari and Grandma Cross Eye were shocked by this, shows Jazz is only following Jeanette's orders. And to be fair, Jazz and other kids his age, males epseically, have no idea about the realities of pregnancy or childbirth. Jazz probably had Jeanette tell him that Ari would be the surrogate for his children, and she would be ok with this, no matter how many kids he wanted to have.

Jeanette is the one who planted this seed into Jazz, just like she planted the seed he was really a girl. The kids no that except in relation to Jazz, Jeanette has no use or time for them, and merely sees them as objects that be used or discarded.
 
As stated previously, I think where we really see a glimpse into the amount of negligence is during Sanders football injury. Jeanette took Jazz to a photo shoot in NY, the whole episode he complained no one showed up to the game but Dad.
I honestly think this moment was an eye opener to him, and made him the tiktok weirdo we see today. Ari and griffin are obviously still salty as fuck from childhood, hence the joy in fucking with Jazz now, from all the bloshinkas.
 
Muttnik said:
For as much as I sympathize with Jazz and view him as a stunted child, this behavior here is unacceptable. A good parent would have just suggested that Jazz consider adoption or surrogacy. Ari is not Jazz's fucking baby-dumpster, nor should she have to give up a biological child so that his immature, selfish ass gets to ruin them. Ari should have put her foot down and said NO from day one the second this was mentioned. It's blatant de-personing of his own sister.

Fuck Jazz. This is the only area I'll say that with 100% conviction. That's your fucking sister. Show her some fucking respect.
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No women on the planet should be Jazz's baby-dumpster. He made his bed, now he has to face the reality that he cannot father children.
 
Howslans said:
No women on the planet should be Jazz's baby-dumpster. He made his bed, now he has to face the reality that he cannot father children.
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So the cum would cum frum Jazz's husband? Jazz is incapable of romantic love. Jazz prefers dating women anyway. So cum frum Sander to make the Jazz neobaby?

But a surrogacy with Jazz raising a baby as a single "mother" saga would insure at least five more seasons. ;)
 
My prediction:

Gallagher yeets Jeanette's teets and she starts to identify as a man. TLC starts filming a new spinoff show "I am Jean" that's all about her.

Greg the cuck talks about his new "gay" relationship with his "husband". He says that it was challenging at first, but now he enjoys being penetrated anally by Jeanette as a "gay" bottom.
 
"This family who all use a fake last name and pretend their son is their daughter are the most genuine people I have ever met!"
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I know, the name is the least of the Family Bloshinsky's issues.
It just amused me seeing their fake last name used to describe them as "the most genuine".
If the "most genuine" people you have ever met have changed their last names for show biz and pretend their son is their daughter, you must run around with some really fake people.

I wonder what Greg thinks of the family giving up his name?
At the beginning they claimed they needed an alias but everyone figured out their real names so that was pointless.
I suspect Jeanette and Jaron wanted to change the last name to somthing a little less jewish for show biz* and the "need" for an alias gave them an excuse Greg would go along with.

It came out a few post back that Jaron never legally changed his name so I doubt any of the others have either. Funny that yeeting his penis was reasonable but going to the court house is too much trouble. At least this way you should not be able to get in trouble for "dead naming" him. "What is the issue your honor? I called him the name that's on his driver's license?" Who am I kidding, you probably can still be sent to jail for calling "her" the name on "her" DL.

*Yes I know it is an old tradition but has anyone ever lost a job in Hollywood becase their name was "too jewish"? Reminds me of all those protest about how the Oscar judges and the rest of Hollywood were "too white". I'm not one of these guys who "sees jews in his sandwich" but it isn't a conspiracy theory to state they are over represented in Hollywood.
 
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Carla Jean said:
Yeah, I agree w/that part, ofc. But I just think the whole atomized, individualistic, living-in-a-vacuum "having kids/not having kids doesn't mean anything about me at all personally" is where it can get a bit weird. Like, yeah, it doesn't make you a good or bad person, more or less of a woman, more or less adult or accomplished, etc. But reproductive capabilities or lack thereof, and what you do w/them, are significant in the life of a woman. They just are. The risk and outcome are more dire than with men, for starters, and women's reproductive capabilities (or lack thereof) have big-time ramifications for all of society across human history whether you yourself personally can (or want) to get knocked up or not, TIF or infertile or whatever or not.
Like, sorry ~Noah~, we don't all get what we want, or get to be regarded as blank slates totally divorced from biology or the rest of society. I say this as someone with fertility problems btw, but I'm not going to drown them in cope.

Anyway now that I've fully sperged: what are our Jazz predictions re: college? Personally I feel a lot of doom and doubt about Harvard. If he quietly goes to Harvard and it's all hush hush and we don't see excitement or chat about classes and stupid shit he's learned, I'm just going to assume they're ushering him through fake curriculum to get it over with. The "college experience" these days is kind of dumb anyway but I don't think he's even going to be able to have that. Sad
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There is no way he'll make it at Harvard. He's just not smart or motivated enough. This might be a slight PL; sorry. The valedictorian of my very prestigious high school didn't get in. But Jazz did? Okay....

He wouldn't graduate from his local community college. He can't get out of bed and we've seen his writing.
 
Putin Bot said:
Hell, I even feel bad for the grandparents,
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Your sympathy is wasted on people who go along with an evil that in former times would have been punished by death.


Muttnik said:
A good parent would have just suggested that Jazz consider adoption or surrogacy.
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No, a good parent would never encourage their son to be surgically mutilated.


TheGoodNamesHaveBeenTaken said:
I suspect Jeanette and Jaron wanted to change the last name to somthing a little less jewish for show biz*
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It probably wasn't even their idea. A tv producer or agent is likely to have suggested it. I mean, Oy vey!, it would never do to have obvious Jews doing these things to their sons, so they need to be disguised as Americans.
 
I'm sorry I'm late on this. I can't stream the show until they've aired.

Why the fuck does Griffen wear glasses when he doesn't need them?

This whole family is disgusting.
 
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