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BREAKING NEWS: Striker is in the hospital again send your prayers.
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Gun Barrel City Texas said:
BREAKING NEWS: Striker is in the hospital again send your prayers.
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I can add a bit more to it.

I mean, if you wanted to be slightly concerned.

[11/17/2015 9:30:28 AM] Striker Wolf: im in hospital now
[11/17/2015 9:54:36 AM] Sanae Kochiya: Are you alright?
[11/17/2015 10:04:27 AM] Striker Wolf: yes
[11/17/2015 10:04:36 AM] Sanae Kochiya: That's good to hear, at least.
[11/17/2015 10:04:39 AM] Sanae Kochiya: Why are you in the hospital?
[11/17/2015 10:39:21 AM] Striker Wolf: breathing problems i turned purple when i slept
[11/17/2015 10:40:17 AM] Sanae Kochiya: Holy shit really?
[11/17/2015 10:40:23 AM] Sanae Kochiya: Are you alright?
[11/17/2015 10:40:59 AM] Striker Wolf: yes
[11/17/2015 10:41:10 AM] Striker Wolf: the hand was an accident
[11/17/2015 10:41:16 AM] Sanae Kochiya: That's good, at least.
[11/17/2015 10:41:37 AM] Striker Wolf: i was sleeping and the iv fell out it was like a war seince
[11/17/2015 10:42:00 AM] Striker Wolf: also get ready for more ptsd
This is getting progressively less hilarious...
 
I wonder how he got to this point to begin with? He's only 19 and already he is bedridden in the hospital. How much Junk food do you have to eat to get to 400+ pounds at 19 years of age?

This is proof that striker is not a troll he is 100% fo real.
 
Being the Striker expert that I am the answer is lazy parenting for the win with a runner-up of molly coddling and empty nest syndrome.
 
Morbid obesity is a sign of something very wrong with a person mentally, neglectful parenting alone wouldn't get him to this weight. even being extremely lazy won't get you to this weight, you kind of have to work at it to get to this weight.
 
Optimus Prime said:
I suspect a gastric bypass is almost certainly necessary at this point to save his life.

And oh, what do you know, according to Wikipedia it treats both morbid obesity and sleep apnea!
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He can't get gastric bypass. He's too fat for it; his apnea is so bad if they put him under he won't come back.
 
MasterDisaster said:
He can't get gastric bypass. He's too fat for it; his apnea is so bad if they put him under he won't come back.
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Then he's basically fucked since the only alternative to surgery would be to force him to burn all the fat, but since he's a sedimentary fuckwad the only thing that's ever been conceived in any form that would work is the Insanoflex from the Aqua Teen Hunger Force film...though given it would instantly replace body fat with overstimulated muscles it would only solve the wrong problem there.

More realistically, methinks they're going to force him into some kind of assisted living/physical therapy kind of deal where what he eats is strictly monitored and he's forced to do physical exercise. Oh, and no internet, shit's bad for him anyway.
 
I hate to be that person, but Striker hasn't just past the point of no return, but he's fucking flung himself off the precipice. He's too fat for surgery to help him and he's too unhealthy that any physical exertion is likely to do more harm than it would help. This isn't even beginning to touch on the fact that his mindset will probably refuse any sort of advice up to his inevitable deathbed.

That's the reality of it, really.
 
Here's some Twitter weirdness:

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