🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

[AltisticRight]

LMAO. The Prada purse is a very obvious cheap knock-off so it will be right at home along side of Ralph’s Armani bag.

I think it’s definitely Ralph’s bag, Armani is not some coveted brand for bags. (Tailored suits is what they do well.) I doubt the Chinese even bother to make knock-off Armani bags and Gunt’s bag is just cheap looking. I don’t see any other way that sad looking murse would pop up on a Lisbon site for shady second hand merch.

Nope, no fake version of this bag exists.

I know a guy from Wenzhou who runs a Wechat store selling these fakes. I have never seen any bag from Armani, it's usually the cheaper t-shirts and jeans.
For bags, they focus on LV, Gucci, Prada, Valentino, and of course Chanel. Some popular Saint Laurent and Givenchy ones too.

Honestly for $895, he could have found something far nicer looking, used. It's just pathetic.

That's very clearly the same make and model of man purse, so it very well could be his, and it is curious that the listing went up right after he got his shit stolen, however it's still just circumstantial evidence.

But the straps adjusted for a fat hick's waist, and "not stolen, found" in the description? Same city, a city without a Giorgio Armani store? Circumstantial evidence is adding up there. That description is particularly weird, "found"? Why not just say it's an unwanted gift or first hand and used? What kind of person finds a "luxury" bag in the streets and not hand it to the police? The only scenario where "found" makes sense is if someone were to buy an overdue warehouse container or hoarder's house.
I'm 70% sure it's his. At the very least, the cops will do a check.

I would be virtue signalling about how a cow's dumb antics doesn't mean he deserves to have his skull caved in but Ralph is such a vile and repugnant piece of trash. Only paedophiles like Amos Yee are worse.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Buying an Armani man purse as a flex is like buying a Chromebook as a flex. Buying a Louis Vuitton duffle would be the iPad equivalent here. Stupid wigger had no idea he was wasting $900 on a plastic and nylon bag that looks cheap and for which there is no secondhand market demand, and buying one was an admission he cannot afford baller shit like LV or Hermès. I love how his everyday life is just full of these fails and we get to watch for free.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

You know, now that I think about it there's no greater act of womanly behavior than having your purse stolen. This is something that literally only happens to women and once in that episode of Seinfeld. Even if a purse is handed to a man by a girlfriend, no one steals it from the man because the man will fight back, just smarter to wait for an easier mark at that point. Ralph is such a short helpless looking creature that a purse thief decided he was just as easy to rob as some lady.

Those moors didn't just rob Ralph of his purse, they robbed him of his last bit of manhood. It's time to change your name to Adrienne, Ralph.

 

[InwardsStink]

So I think Ralph has about $30,000 worth of medical coverage unless he splurged on a better plan (doubt), he better hope this hospital stay and surgery is under that.
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Even with coverage Ralph will have to pay some out of pocket costs for consultations, emergency treatment and overnight stays. Considering how intense his stay is gonna be I would imagine there are other hidden costs he will have to pay out of pocket for.

Or what? They will destroy his shitty credit? I think Ralph is going to be okay if he ignores those bills tbqh.

 

[AltisticRight]

Or what? They will destroy his shitty credit? I think Ralph is going to be okay if he ignores those bills tbqh.

Well he can, he will never be allowed in Valhalla Eurostan, I mean a European country ever again.
Many Middle Eastern and Asian ones will not accept fat worthless American parasites with outstanding medical bills either.

Ralph is lucky, this happened in Portugal not some Latin American/Middle Eastern hellhole. Hospitals there will just leave patients to rot if they're not covered and won't pay the bill upfront. Amanda would have to wire them her Subway cheque and spend extra time in the questionable streets surrounding the area. Or that's her plan, cash in on the death insurance.

 

[Chris Chad]

Do the four Portugese lads who roughed Ralph up have a crack at breaking ol' Ronnie's record? Or is Ronnie still the undisputed king of hurt?

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

If Ralph wasn't so obsessed with selling himself as a badass alpha chad, he could of easily taken this moment to garner some sympathy from his fans and potentially his detractors. If he's to be taken at his word and his injuries were, in fact, the result of a 4 on 1 mugging, then it's easier for onlookers to have empathy for him. He was a victim of a violent crime while visiting a foreign country, so he shouldn't feel the need to try and regain ground by underselling it as no big deal. Imagine if he broke the news like this:

He'd still get memed on, but there would be more than a few people going "damn, sucks what happened to Ralph."

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

How competent do you figure the surgeon is? I'm just saying, if they can make him look more like Quasimodo, I might go on a bender in their honor.

 

[Faggitory]

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He got the shit beat out of him. Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
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I wish I knew photoshop. I want his beaten face as my icon, but I want to keep the kid diddler one.

THEY GOT THE MANPURSE:

If they stole his gay ass man purse, they did him a favor.

 

[Nod Flenders]

How competent do you figure the surgeon is? I'm just saying, if they can make him look more like Quasimodo, I might go on a bender in their honor.

He can't be made any uglier than he already is.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

But the straps adjusted for a fat hick's waist, and "not stolen, found" in the description? Same city, a city without a Giorgio Armani store? Circumstantial evidence is adding up there. That description is particularly weird, "found"? Why not just say it's an unwanted gift or first hand and used? What kind of person finds a "luxury" bag in the streets and not hand it to the police? The only scenario where "found" makes sense is if someone were to buy an overdue warehouse container or hoarder's house.
I'm 70% sure it's his. At the very least, the cops will do a check.

I would be virtue signalling about how a cow's dumb antics doesn't mean he deserves to have his skull caved in but Ralph is such a vile and repugnant piece of trash. Only paedophiles like Amos Yee are worse.

No don't get me wrong, I agree it is likely his, however I can't say beyond any doubt that it is. Simple as.

Or what? They will destroy his shitty credit? I think Ralph is going to be okay if he ignores those bills tbqh.

Yeah there's virtually no threat from not paying the bill, especially since I doubt FICO scores take into account outstanding foreign medical debt.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

In that last video Flamenco said he heard some things about Ralph that werent good news for him. A few minutes after that last video he said it wasnt his goss to spill so someone else knows something.

What more bad news could there possibly be that’s not already publicly known?

Does he have liver cancer? AIDS? Did he rack up a $100k gambling debt? Reroll baby has a genetic defect? Getting banned from Odyssey or Cozy? It’s really hard to think of any more notable bad things that could happen to Ralph. Wait, is Gator leaving him!?!?

 

[A Cardboard Box]

What more bad news could there possibly be that’s not already publicly known?

Does he have liver cancer? AIDS? Did he rack up a $100k gambling debt? Reroll baby has a genetic defect? Getting banned from Odyssey or Cozy? It’s really hard to think of any more notable bad things that could happen to Ralph. Wait, is Gator leaving him!?!?

Probably something much more mundane like "meigh is fucking around/planning on leaving"

 

[Vesperus]

>Be Gunt
>2:00 pm: Wake up, head to hotel bar
>4:00 pm: Get thrown out of hotel bar for being drunk
>4:15 pm: Wander down road in Lisbon looking for another bar
>4:20 pm: Meet four teenage girls returning from school
>4:21 pm: Offer them cash for sex
>4:22 pm: Get curb-stomped by teenage girls
>4:23 pm: Lie in gutter while girls steal your handbag
>4:24 pm: Girls take cash, drop handbag, go for ice-cream.
>4:30 pm: Passing stranger stops laughing long enough to call ambulance
>4:40 pm: Passing hooker finds handbag, throws away cards, and lists it on olx.pt
>4:50 pm: Ambulance arrives, delivers morphine for obvious trauma
>12:50 am: Wake up from morphine
>1:00 am: Start thinking up story
>2:30 am: Tweet some shit that no fucker will ever believe

 

[Keranu]

His face shopped on a healthy male body made me realize how fucking old this dude looks for a 36 year old.
Seriously, looks almost like a senior citizen.

My formula has been that he ages a year every 3-4 months and I'm not even kidding. He looks 60 years old now. During the great corn harvest of 2020, he looked like he was in his 50's. Jail Ralph could have passed as 40.

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

Probably something much more mundane like "meigh is fucking around/planning on leaving"

I would ask out not being in a relationship with Meigh is bad news, but then I remember that she probably has some dirt on Ralph that he'd rather not have known to his haters.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

What kind of person finds a "luxury" bag in the streets and not hand it to the police?

it is entirely possible that whoever stole it emptied and it and tossed it on the side walk,

as a kid, my neighborhood was going through a string of burglaries as there was a nigger zone within 20min walking distance. one day while building dirt bike jumps in the woods a year or two later I found a stash of empty wallets and purses, was totally gonna keep the wallets but then realized one of the purses was my mothers and it was where the burglar was sorting his loots so I called the police to come gather it up.

 

[Ol' Slag]

Wait. Is Ralph now claiming a phone was stolen? He said originally that he kept his phones.

The plot and lies thicken. The harvest is not yet ripe for harvest.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Wait. Is Ralph now claiming a phone was stolen? He said originally that he kept his phones.

The plot and lies thicken. The harvest is not yet ripe for harvest.

he had two phones, an iphone and an android, looks like they stole the iphone

I think it lends more evidence to the black out drunk started shit with the wrong people theory, first it was all a bit blurry, now he doesn't know if there were 3 or 4, and it was broad daylight? Dude, if you legit got into a fight that ended in that bad of a beating I'm pretty sure as shit you would remember exactly how many people were whooping your ass if you weren't black out drunk acting like a nigger.

edit; oh I see it was a "what if" fake tweet

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Now would be the time for Ethan to take this as a humbling event, a real coming to Jesus moment. He's lucky to be alive, even one errand kick could have felted him for good. Of course, this will probably never cross Gunt's mind and he will continue his path of spiraling towards an early grave. Ralph, forget the 4 punks in Portugal that almost stomped your brains in, drinking, drugs, gambling, poor diet and stress are going to be the gang that finishes you off in the end. Straighten up Ethan, this may be your last chance. Take it as a sign from God and get your life together dude.