🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

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What actually led to Ralph's beating?

  • Official narrative, chased robber to defend his property (Manpurse, €150) and 1 VS 4 epic fight.

    Votes: 80 3.4%
  • Beaten by the pimp of an underaged prostitute.

    Votes: 755 32.0%
  • Tumbled down the steep streets like a loose boulder.

    Votes: 153 6.5%
  • Beaten by a gang of drug dealers.

    Votes: 476 20.2%
  • Uttered something stupid in front of locals.

    Votes: 850 36.0%
  • Tried to put his trotters on Warski's sister.

    Votes: 47 2.0%

  • Total voters
    2,361
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So I think Ralph has about $30,000 worth of medical coverage unless he splurged on a better plan (doubt), he better hope this hospital stay and surgery is under that.
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Even with coverage Ralph will have to pay some out of pocket costs for consultations, emergency treatment and overnight stays. Considering how intense his stay is gonna be I would imagine there are other hidden costs he will have to pay out of pocket for.
Turns out I was wrong. The EU does require people with a visa to have 30k euros of travel medical insurance, but travelers with a US passport aren't required to get a visa in Portugal for tourism <=90 days.

It's anybody's guess if Gunt was insured.
 
I wonder if there are any blurbs about this in the local news. This wouldn't be headline news in a city like Lisbon, but it might make page 8 or 9. Anyone know Portuguese? Also, how would we get our hands on a police report?
Just report it to the Richmond Times Dispatch. Those idiots are bored.

 
GUYS....

Guys... guys....

This may come as a shocker, and it may seem way out there, but I'm gonna buck the trend and just say it...

...I dont believe he chased anyone down.

Because he's fat.

Has anyone considered this possibility?
 
How do you get chased down by someone who's 500lbs and 5'1?
I know it's a pretty common gyppo practice to steal some trivial thing and when some retard tries to chase them, the fleeing pickpocket will literally let the idiot victim catch up to them just in time to be four-on-oned like the Gunt claims happened to him.

It's pretty easy to catch someone when they actually want you to. And then they steal the rest of your shit.

That said I don't think this happened. Whoever beat the Gunt to a barely recognizable pulp put some real HATRED into it. He really had to have pissed off whoever did this to him because the brutality and pure aggression is amazing. Unless he randomly ran into a genuine psycho serial killer level of person, he REALLY pissed this guy off.

Odds are massively saying this is the Gunt's fault and he had it coming.
 
Does Portugal have birthright citizenship? You never know what could happen if May gallops over there. 🤔
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Ralph has coverage? then why was he so adamant and desperate to not go to the hospital after he got fucked up in the car wreck.
One of the reasons why anyone with even a quarter of a brain would take out travel insurance before going on a vacation is because a good policy will cover you for medical expenses incurred whilst overseas. This is completely unrelated to insurance the Gunt does or doesn't have in the States.
 
I wish Warski bought that murse and kept it as a trophy Sargon style.
Gurentee he buys another one within a week and brags about how he has the money to do so; to own the haters of course.

What do you guys think? Ralphamale 6 hours or so away from surgery? Pray for him, no horse should have to outlive her man.
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It would be funny if he got full facial reconstructive surgery and got a chiseled chad face planted on his horrific body.
 
I think everyone's off on the "4 on 1" excuse. It's not ego this time, it's fear. That 15 year old hooker had him on the ground begging and he knows that if he says anything she'll find him, and she'll end him.
 
Funniest scenario? It was the cops that beat him up. He was waddling around and tried to proposition a twelve year old.
You have a higher chance of getting blown away in the US by police, but in the rest of the world the cops have a lot less restraint in putting the boot to somebody.
Oh, yeah, the Portuguese police is brutal, especially to people they find doing drugs. They can’t arrest you for it, but they sure as hell will beat the shit out of you for possession and then claim that they found you like this.
 
What do you guys think? Ralphamale 6 hours or so away from surgery? Pray for him, no horse should have to outlive her man.
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That better be ralph typing those tweets. If it's actually the horse typing these "I love this man" bullshit, she's reached the next level of retardation. This dumb ass can't be serious in thinking it's gonna be smart to raise a kid with the gunt.
 
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