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Fanatical Pragmatist said:
Even in the earlier days of this thread back in Mar 2020 (oh what a time) I remember arguing with all the people who got their PhD in virology from Plague Inc. who were claiming COVID was going get more deadly the more people it infects.
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Ah yes, the I Fucking Love Science crowd playing a game of promoting intelligent design.
 
Bakarina said:
Coworker lost a young nephew to "covid". My boss was ecstatic to tell me about the tragedy because I act as a mild sceptic around a majority of people because its it's easier. No body likes dead children but there's some things that didn't add up.

kid's parents put their 2 month old down for a nap and found him laying face down a few hours later. He suffocated and most likely tested positive during autopsy. I'm sorry the baby died, but covid wasn't what caused him to stop breathing. I'm a bit curious if RSV throws a positive for covid though now
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I never had babies myself, but isn’t two months too young to sleep on its own? Puppies have trouble sleeping alone until at least around twelve weeks, and they age much faster than humans!

Is American culture so fucked up that leaving a child to sleep on its own is considered normal? Humans have evolved to sleep communally.
 
Just saw a woman with a small baby, probably less than a year, wearing a mask. Of course she wasn't wearing one. What's with people doing that? It's not the first time I see it. Some months before I saw a granny with her granddaughter, same thing. Girl wearing mask, granny doesn't. Assholes.
 
George Lucas said:
Is American culture so fucked up that leaving a child to sleep on its own is considered normal? Humans have evolved to sleep communally.
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Generally its the obese that this happens too, but the usual wisdom says to NOT sleep with your babies since you can roll over and suffocate them. Also they can crawl under heavy blankets and suffocate. I sleep with mine, though she's placed in a bassinet between us. Worked well enough for her older sibling.

Honestly, babies seem to have a death wish with all the ways they can kill themselves.

edit: Any future kiwi parents. The advice now is:

On their back
On a firm surface
No blankets
 
George Lucas said:
I never had babies myself, but isn’t two months too young to sleep on its own? Puppies have trouble sleeping alone until at least around twelve weeks, and they age much faster than humans!

Is American culture so fucked up that leaving a child to sleep on its own is considered normal? Humans have evolved to sleep communally.
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You have to consider the average American. All it takes is one boozed-up sheboon rolling the wrong way and smoosh.

It happens more often than you think.
 
Brain Power said:
Just saw a woman with a small baby, probably less than a year, wearing a mask. Of course she wasn't wearing one. What's with people doing that? It's not the first time I see it. Some months before I saw a granny with her granddaughter, same thing. Girl wearing mask, granny doesn't. Assholes.
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People really think that if you're not wearing a mask you'll catch covid, it's a really weird idea and I blame the media with all their totally not fake "If I only wore a mask I wouldn't be in the ICU dying with covid"
 
Honka Honka Burning Love said:
Kiwis today is a super duper extra special miracle handed down by Go..I mean SCIENCE.

I cucked Covid with 2 days of the same regimen I use for every disease I get.

Extra sleep
Extra layers of clothing to make myself super warm
Nyquil and Dayquil
Orange Juice
Milk
and 3 servings of hot soup.

Fucking Faggots who freak out about this are god damn losers, I have literally had worse Flus
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From what I've seen most people defeat the new bitchmade omicron variant in 2 days, the difference is that the Covidians spin such crazy stories about how they barely got through it you'd swear they somehow miraculously survived a mid-air plane explosion. OH MY GOD IN THE FIRST TWO DAYS MY TEMPERATURE WAS 38 CELSIUS AND MY MUSCLES HURT SO I COULD BARELY WALK! I HAD A BAD HEADACHE TOO AND FELT REALLY TIRED! I SWEAT LIKE A PIG! DON'T BELIEVE THE PEOPLE WHO SAY IT'S MILD!
Meanwhile I struggle not to laugh in their face, those cattle got so fucking gaslit that they forgot that most of them used to through the same exact symptoms around once a year for a few days, but that was back when this forgotten ancient disease called "influenza" existed.
 
My test came back negative. The test came back faster than normal the last 2 times I had to. I guess people are sick of this shit!
 
Jimjamflimflam said:
Generally its the obese that this happens too, but the usual wisdom says to NOT sleep with your babies since you can roll over and suffocate them. Also they can crawl under heavy blankets and suffocate. I sleep with mine, though she's placed in a bassinet between us. Worked well enough for her older sibling.

Honestly, babies seem to have a death wish with all the ways they can kill themselves.

edit: Any future kiwi parents. The advice now is:

On their back
On a firm surface
No blankets
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Bitches can do the same thing. In a man-made whelping box you have sharp corners and the bitch can roll over in her sleep and smother a puppy, so you put bars around the box to leave enough space so it won’t happen. I imagine in a natural den, the corners are rounded so this can’t happen.

I believe this is one of the purposes of swaddling. Once the baby is mobile, it can more easily kill itself. Swaddling stops this. I’m pretty sure every culture swaddles and the discouragement of it now is modern, so it seems like one of those important instincts we probably shouldn’t ignore.

I’ve slept with various small creatures without injury throughout life, but I’m also not fat.
 
My 75 year old grandmother with the stereotypical Indian [feather, not dot] heart issues apparently just beat covid with the ancient remedy known as whiskey and honey. And passing out in a lazy boy with a cat in her lap (clearly living the good life). Had a cough, mild fever that lasted a few days, and cabin fever because she hasn't been at home for this long since she ran a day care back in the 80s.

Love the woman and glad she's doing well but at the same time surprised she didn't have a meltdown because she's a passive NPC normie with just about everything else.
 
MasterBaiter said:
I would remove myself from the registry and make a will about it after this sort of shitshow where hospitals killing people on purpose for cash what stops them killing you over your organs? After lets say accident or stay in hospital over something minor . Seriously if my suspicions are right ie the vaccinated blood ,tissues and organs are basically toxic and you are unvaxxed there will be similar to the covid ventilator bounty on your head in an year . Just 10 times higher .
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Just remember, they can't take organs from a full on corpse. Organs begin to decay immediately after cardiac death and surgery takes time. Best to claim a person "dead" on paper but not actually dead by any regular measure.

If you're on the donor list and in the hospital they'll prioritize saving your organs over saving your life. And if you're not on the list there will be pressure on your family members to pull the plug and plunder your body. There is definitely an incentive to kill people for their organs. Getting off the list is not enough, you'd be best to have a living will made and share the details of it with family members so your wishes are made very clear.

 
Protistology said:
The worst part is they're all pro child murder through abortion.
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We really are at the point where “science” has become a cult. They worship “experts” who are in many ways worse than corrupt priests because they know their beliefs are lies and the truth is the exact opposite of what they say. At least with religion there’s no way to prove it wrong. With science: it can be proven wrong with actual objective research and studies, but they intentionally stifle this.
 
Evilronald said:
We really are at the point where “science” has become a cult. They worship “experts” who are in many ways worse than corrupt priests because they know their beliefs are lies and the truth is the exact opposite of what they say. At least with religion there’s no way to prove it wrong. With science: it can be proven wrong with actual objective research and studies, but they intentionally stifle this.
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George Lucas said:
Bitches can do the same thing. In a man-made whelping box you have sharp corners and the bitch can roll over in her sleep and smother a puppy, so you put bars around the box to leave enough space so it won’t happen. I imagine in a natural den, the corners are rounded so this can’t happen.

I believe this is one of the purposes of swaddling. Once the baby is mobile, it can more easily kill itself. Swaddling stops this. I’m pretty sure every culture swaddles and the discouragement of it now is modern, so it seems like one of those important instincts we probably shouldn’t ignore.

I’ve slept with various small creatures without injury throughout life, but I’m also not fat.
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Same as pigs/hogs/swine(the animal that pork comes from for those city dwellers).

The hilarious part is the animal rights activists get all cranky about putting the mother in this highly restrictive area until the piglets are more self sufficient. They don't seem to understand that many many more will end up dead if it wasn't done that way as the mother(sow) will roll over and crush them since she has basically no visibility to the back.
 
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