🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

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What actually led to Ralph's beating?

  • Official narrative, chased robber to defend his property (Manpurse, €150) and 1 VS 4 epic fight.

    Votes: 80 3.4%

  • Beaten by the pimp of an underaged prostitute.

    Votes: 755 32.0%

  • Tumbled down the steep streets like a loose boulder.

    Votes: 153 6.5%

  • Beaten by a gang of drug dealers.

    Votes: 476 20.2%

  • Uttered something stupid in front of locals.

    Votes: 850 36.0%

  • Tried to put his trotters on Warski's sister.

    Votes: 47 2.0%
  • Total voters
    2,361
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LOL RALPH BUDDY EVEN GOOGLE KNOWS WHY YOU GOT FUCKED AHAHAHAHAHA
 
Angry Shoes said:
I don't know how it is in Portugal but in most first-world countries
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It isn't the first world. They can smell a mark. Even in France and England I'd be wary of getting rolled. Ralph comes into the country sounding and acting like a retard American, flashing cash all over. Someone is going to notice.
 
Ghostface Killer said:
Is gator low-key mocking the gunt? Is he officially disavowing his guntlord? Wtf did he mean by this tweet?

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i think hes trying to be racist but i dont ralph even said what race they were. I think he said they were Portuguese, also its kind of a shit move to use your friends beating and mugging to promote some gay alt right memes.
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LOL RALPH BUDDY EVEN GOOGLE KNOWS WHY YOU GOT FUCKED AHAHAHAHAHA
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"ill advised activities"
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youre not even a unique fucking retard ralph! dime a dozen bloated ralphawhale invading some poor country. need negative xp on this one.

Hüftpriester said:
Total Warski victory.
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i love that warski seems actually knowledgeable and articulate on this one particular thing that fucks ralph over
 
A morbidly obese drunk is just asking to get his ass robbed and beat, even without being as loud and obnoxious as Ethan Ralph. The guy who fucked him up enjoyed every minute of it and for that reason is a Portuguese national hero.
 
What a fucking dumbass. Half my family is from Lisbon and years ago I wanted to go and they warned me not to go alone so I waited for my family to do a trip together and meet up, no problems. The reason why they told me this is there is a bunch of fucked up druggies looking to pick off straglers like Ralph that sticks out like a sore thumb. Dumb ass probably went looking for drugs and got mixed up with the wrong people. ANDY WON.

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JustSomeDong said:
"Hey, American! You want party? Drugs? Women? You come! Follow me! Back here! No one see!"
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To me it sounds more like the opening scene of Joker. Grab something belonging to the mark (his manpurse/his glasses) and flee. Lead him into the alley where nobody's around except all your friends, waiting to surround and beat the shit out of him.
 
Imagine a world where Warski is winning, while the begunted midget manlet Ralph is getting his ass kicked by enraged Portugese.
 
Chief Ungo Bungo said:
Ralph is a Wigger outside of his home country. Ordinary people would have to do serious shit to get beat up but Ralph is King of the Wiggers on a world tour, he's asking for it 24/7
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My favorite thing about when I went to Europe is no one in Europe could figure out where I was from and everyone there I met liked me and most of them still talk to me online and plan to chill if they ever come here.
 
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