🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

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What actually led to Ralph's beating?

  • Official narrative, chased robber to defend his property (Manpurse, €150) and 1 VS 4 epic fight.

    Votes: 80 3.4%

  • Beaten by the pimp of an underaged prostitute.

    Votes: 755 32.0%

  • Tumbled down the steep streets like a loose boulder.

    Votes: 153 6.5%

  • Beaten by a gang of drug dealers.

    Votes: 476 20.2%

  • Uttered something stupid in front of locals.

    Votes: 850 36.0%

  • Tried to put his trotters on Warski's sister.

    Votes: 47 2.0%
  • Total voters
    2,361
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90theguy said:
He's also Chinese

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no good, no good.

the culprits..
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Sam Losco said:
He got the shit beat out of him. Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
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So fat ass here chased down the guy who stole his manpurse. He totally chased down that guy and wasn't lured into an alley where they could mug him with less eyes watching.

Man that picture, he barely looks like himself.
 
How does the medical system work in Portugal? Will he get a bill or will the Portugal taxpayer be paying for this?
 
Lame Entropy said:
Ethan should try to make his best impression on the locals since he’s representing burger land. I suggest he walk around Portugal wearing his fine Gucci sunglasses and his very expensive luxury man purse.
The good people of Portugal will be in awe of his kingly lifestyle and not at all target him, I’m sure of it.
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HOLY SHIT ETHAN BUDDY RETARD I WASN'T SERIOUS.
 
He looked exactly like the kind of fat retard tourist who would carry 150 euros and some credit cards.
 
Fuck sake, man. He probably had it coming, but this is just pathetic. I'm torn on what to feel, but mostly I feel sorry for May.

What was his big plan when he flew out to Portugal? What was it all for? Fucking idiot can't even hate people properly. Can't carry a show, can't write an article, can't help but step on rake after fucking rake like the sideshow he is. Flies all the way across the world, the big bad "King of Bloodsports" with his Burger King crown, to sit in a bedroom, seethe on Twitter and get beaten to shit. And for what?

If this doesn't force this fat retard's pig slits to creak back into his fat head and introspect a little bit, to really fucking take a good hard look inside, then nothing will. This is fucking embarrassing.

I hope the Kino Casino covers this.
 
I think we can all agree if there's no video of how it actually went down then Ethan is just making up a story to cover it up. He went looking for trouble and found it.
 
I bet warski is sooooooo jealous. Can you imagine not getting to go to Portugal to eat burger king, sit in the hotel and watch American sportsball all day, and have the shit kicked out of you and robbed.

Dax really dodged a bullet there.
 
I don't know how it is in Portugal but in most first-world countries the only reason you'd get fucked up like this is because YOU fucked up in some way. Maybe he was walking around with his expensive manbag in the wrong part of town. Maybe he was trying to score some drugs or he met someone at a bar who told him they could find him a hooker. Maybe he was just stumbling drunk and some opportunistic people saw him as an easy target.

The moral of this story is, as per usual, this is entirely his fault in some way.
 
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