🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

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What actually led to Ralph's beating?

  • Official narrative, chased robber to defend his property (Manpurse, €150) and 1 VS 4 epic fight.

    Votes: 80 3.4%

  • Beaten by the pimp of an underaged prostitute.

    Votes: 755 32.0%

  • Tumbled down the steep streets like a loose boulder.

    Votes: 153 6.5%

  • Beaten by a gang of drug dealers.

    Votes: 476 20.2%

  • Uttered something stupid in front of locals.

    Votes: 850 36.0%

  • Tried to put his trotters on Warski's sister.

    Votes: 47 2.0%
  • Total voters
    2,361
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KEKMUHLORD said:
He is definitely coming back with an STD from banging an illegal hooker.
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Oh, you sweet summer child. Ralph is the gift-giver in this scenario, not the bug-chaser. He fucked mAlice two weeks ago. He is now Eskimo Brothers with Chicken Andy, who as we all know, has literally ALL of the STDs.
 
Isn't Portugal where that Madeleine McCann kid went missing years ago?

Maybe Ralph is tracking down a new lead. About to blow the case wide open.

Or tying down an old whore. About to blow her back door wide open.

We just don't know.
 
Will Ralph be that fucking guy and try speaking Spanish in Portugal?

I guess this means his sentence for the revenge porn thing didn't preclude him from leaving the country. Or maybe it did and he'll get his ass sent home when trying to get through customs, who's to say.
 
Tommy's Mom said:
If Ralph caught wind of her escape plan, he's only a 2 hour flight away when he's in Vegas. The Atlantic Ocean provides just enough of a buffer zone to make sure she actually gets away.
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Also Rochester is only a 8 hour drive from Richmond. The Vickers are lucky they are on the other side of the country from Ralph.
 
This trip is so spur of the moment, I wonder how much Ralph didn't account for when traveling to a different country. Like packing enough clothes, having a global plan on your phone, having a proper electronic converters that won't fry your shit, etc. Wouldn't be surprised if he ends up dumping a lot of money on shit he'll only use once or completely forget when he leaves. And I'm hard doubting he holds a passport, taking odds of him being refused at customs.
 
Ralph is always screaming about other people being pedos so it's very curious that he's going to the pedo capital of the world, does he really not realize the optics of going there?
 
Has Ralph already gotten Covid?

To get back into a plane to the US, he has to pass a covid test taken within 72 hours of trying to re-enter the US, or else it's mandatory isolation.

It's possible for someone to not have an active case of covid, but they can't pass the test due to antibodies being present.

It would be hilarious if this trip turns into a month.
 
I'm half expecting Ralph to go on a side trip to Belgrade for a final boss battle with Null. Only half expecting, because the Gunt is way too much of a pussy to actually say anything to Null's face.
 
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TheCuntler said:
Watch out Andy's sister... There is a RALPHAMALE heading your way.
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Is andys sister ugly? Cause that seems to be his type.
What the shit said:
How can that plane carry such a massive meat-bearing monstrosity?
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The marvels of modern engineering.

I really hooe he either gets kicked out due to his criminal past, or is just lieing about going so he can just go dark for a few days due to the stress hsart attacks coming back.
 
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