Shit that you overheard during Thanksgiving (2021)

[Null]

your suffering sustains me

edit: this website is at least 80% American so if you're a part of the 20% you don't need to say so thanks
edit 2: if you don't have freedom and declare so in-thread you will now be threadbanned

 

[Rungle]

i dont have to give my thanks to anyone
fuck you

 

[Null]

i dont have to give my thanks to anyone
fuck you

dutchmen don't know how delicious it is to pour gravy down your facehole while Uncle Ted talks about politics and jesus and the nazis

 

[Post Reply]

I'm lucky enough to not have any nutjobs in my immediate family. I expect today to be very comfy.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Thanksgiving is racist and eating turkey is offensive to the roach-tribe, who have it as their national holy animal.
Why can't you stop abusing the natives?

 

[Thumb Butler]

I don't celebrate Thanksgiving so I suffered a lot (the usual coping, seething, posting on kf).

 

[Botchy Galoop]

NO COUGHING IN THE CRANBERRY SAUCE!

eta: Partner woke up hacking and coughing, so the day is already off to a great fucking start. They get to stay home, since 2 of the Tgiving participants are in their 80s and very paranoid of the coof.
I guess they could go, and we could reenact the first Tgiving, but this time rather than giving Indians the pox, we could wipe out the old fucks...Thinking.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

i spent thanksgiving in mexico on vacation
i hate it

 

[DumbDude42]

thanksgiving is not a major holiday in my country

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

Is it today? In that case I turned on my work laptop, filmed my cat making funny noises at a bird, actually did some work, and also descaled my kettle. Now I've turned on my PC and I'll look at retards and play some vidya. Not a burgerlandian so not a lot is happening on a regular ass Thursday.

 

[The Holmes]

Which one of you faggots hates Thanksgiving because of a creepy uncle insisting you had to sit on his lap as a kid for a holiday anal inspection?

 

[ShoFuKan]

I don't celebrate Thanksgiving as I'm not in America but I want to say Biden is a turkey.
Gobble, gobble.

 

[A Dumb Demon]

I'm baking cookies, cooking a small dinner for my lad and I, and just found out my best friend that lives on the other side of the country is coming to visit us for a couple hours because her weird boyfriend has family close by, so today's going to be quite comfy.

 

[tranny2000]

All of the family nutjobs either died or moved away since the pandemic started.
I'll still post if anything funny happens.

Edit after Thanksgiving: nothing funny happened

 

[MoffAlbert]

My gay vaccine coomplier preachy leftist uncle hasn't shown up to where we're celebrating yet, so I'd say things are going pretty well. Happy Thanksgiving, indeed.

 

[Nobue]

I'm not welcome at Thanksgiving again this year, either

 

[Lorgar]

Had to read a heap of Americans complain about it

 

[Mr. Skeltal]

Mrs. Skeltal and I have to drive across the state in 20-35° weather just to pop in to the in-laws' and fart around for a bit.
I get free pie, at least.

I'll keep you posted if any of my in-laws do stupid shit. My wife's siblings are quite the handful.

 

[NibbaBibba]

No thanksgiving here, not that it would matter if we did since like 80% of the family is not on speaking terms. It's too bad, I'd love to hear my family scream at each other about politics or religion.

 

[Mop_Bucket]

My brother has decided to invite our family to have dinner with his girlfriends family, who we've never met. They want us to eat at 2:30 and are expecting us carpool to their house to save parking which means there won't be a quick escape for me once someone causes a scene.